Media Baghdad Bomber Banger Banquet

[Damp Squarie]

A aghdad omber anger anquet will be held Abdu Prison tomorrow at noon; to gainfully employ TheCoach16 and Tony Lynn 15 for bringing the club into disrepute the spotlight where it rightly deserves to be and to further extend community engagement. All proceeds will be funnelled into our grassroots sand dune football academy.

Menu

The Camel Toe
This best smelling stock standard favourite, comes with pan juices and is delicately wrapped.

The Ham Grenade
For the infidel, this small pork based sausage does not require refrigeration and can therefore be kept on one’s person for protection. It’s a big hit.

The Sausage Gobbler
For the campaigner with a predilection towards gobbling all the sausages they can get. No names / no waterboarding.

Look the menu is endless; there's The Hot Legs, The Anita Weiner, and the The Meat Twinkie . Unfortunately... The Baghdad Rat is Sold us Out.

In keeping with what the Beatles said about the Baghdad Bombers, here is a fun fact.

So, bring what's left of your family to dinner for a dinar...and chew the fat.

 

[Loonerty]

Where's WFL and that same image of a sausage dick that he's posted about fifty times in the last week?

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Alright, I've seen enough.

It's time to fold the Bombers.

 

[VSTone]

Alright, I've seen enough.

It's time to fold the Bombers.

You can fold us but you will never scrunch us!

 

[Loonerty]

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51 for you sweetheart

That's the one.

How hilarious.

 

[Pugsley]

That's the one.

How hilarious.

Dear Loonerty,



I understand you are saddened by said image. May I suggest a wet blanket in future.


Kind regards,
WFL

 

[fumbler]

Alright, I've seen enough.

It's time to fold the Bombers.

Not before the dragons and royals.

That's the one.

How hilarious.

You’ll laugh at anything, even a fumbler double entendre.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

crowmyzone .....brave journalism, dare I say thumbing your nose at officialdom

A aghdad omber anger anquet will be held Abdu Prison tomorrow at noon; to gainfully employ @TheCoach16 and @Tony Lynn 15 for bringing the club into disrepute the spotlight where it rightly deserves to be and to further extend community engagement. All proceeds will be funnelled into our grassroots sand dune football academy.

Missing "B" of words around here gets you suspended for a game ......everyone should remove the letter "B" from their keyboard in a silent protest at the treatment of Tony Lynn 15 and TheCoach16



I ask the broader SFA Community ......is it right that both Captains were suspended, when only one was repsonsible for the infringement

So the reality is there is at least one innocent man suffering torment and indignation currently ......the other a political scapegoat

 

[Damp Squarie]

Where's WFL and that same image of a sausage dick that he's posted about fifty times in the last week?

Nah that was a camel colon, and it tasted really offal.

 

[Loonerty]

is it right that both Captains were suspended

Yes.

 

[Pugsley]

Yes.

You wear suspenders?

 

[WaynesWorld19]

At the Bombers we don't let any teammate suffer .....it's been a tough couple of days for the Captains .... Tony Lynn 15 has in particular become insular

But "The Greatest Fantasy Footballer" will not be short of support from his teammates .....this Banger Banquet will be a celebration of our co-captains massive achievements this season

So please join us

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Yes.

This is a sad reaction .....a slight on two great Qootballers

"He that is without sin among you, let him cast the first stone"

 

[KohPhi]

Fantastic spread you've put on crowmyzone.. it would be rude for other club posters to attend and not bring a plate.

So here is a simple recipe the humble pie.

1 cup of salt
1 cup of self pride
3 cups of humility
5 cups of jealousy
And a healthy sprinkling of love

Method
1. Take a good long hard look at yourself in a mirror.
2. Pour self pride, salt and humility into a large colander and sift until humility and salt is shaken out.
3. In a large, slightly greased bowl, mix all remaining virtues.
4. Shut your mouth and pour mixture into a pie dish.
5. Let the pie heat up, but dont let it bubble over.
6. Serve with a smile.

 

[Loonerty]

This is a sad reaction .....a slight on two great Qootballers

"He that is without sin among you, let him cast the first stone"

They're both responsible for the admin side of being captain.

Tony deserves punishment for letting Coach do anything involving technology.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

crowmyzone .....brave journalism, dare I say thumbing your nose at officialdom



Missing "B" of words around here gets you suspended for a game ......everyone should remove the letter "B" from their keyboard in a silent protest at the treatment of Tony Lynn 15 and TheCoach16

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I ask the broader SFA Community ......is it right that both Captains were suspended, when only one was repsonsible for the infringement

So the reality is there is at least one innocent man suffering torment and indignation currently ......the other a political scapegoat

Mate we all know there is only one poster with two accounts. The penalty is therefore fair!

 

[Broken]

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

They're both responsible for the admin side of being captain.

Tony deserves punishment for letting Coach do anything involving technology.

Are we still cool for my Maths tutoring on Thursday night?

 

[Loonerty]

Are we still cool for my Maths tutoring on Thursday night?

Yep.

We can learn about multiplication and addition as we watch Essendon vs Carlton.

 

[Damp Squarie]

crowmyzone .....brave journalism, dare I say thumbing your nose at officialdom

Well I did encourage the posting of our team sheet the way Cloud_ "Recommended"

in the SEASON 27 ROUND 3 OFFICIAL TEAM SHEET SUBMISSIONS just for the LOLS... but a champion mentor in our Leadership Group told me not to be so disrespectful; and that it would not only set the Cat amongst the Camels and but also bring the league into disrepute.
It's just great leadership, fantastic stuff.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Mate we all know there is only one poster with two accounts. The penalty is therefore fair!

Community .....evidence here of a beaten Qooty Player .....has Tony ever accepted unfair punishment as easily as this

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Yes folks .....and was a slight omission by crowmyzone ....but we will also have entertainment at the Banger Bash ......this could turn into yet another Baghdad Orgy me thinks

 

[Damp Squarie]

Fantastic spread you've put on crowmyzone.. it would be rude for other club posters to attend and not bring a plate.

So here is a simple recipe the humble pie.

1 cup of salt
1 cup of self pride
3 cups of humility
5 cups of jealousy
And a healthy sprinkling of love

Method
1. Take a good long hard look at yourself in a mirror.
2. Pour self pride, salt and humility into a large colander and sift until humility and salt is shaken out.
3. In a large, slightly greased bowl, mix all remaining virtues.
4. Shut your mouth and pour mixture into a pie dish.
5. Let the pie heat up, but dont let it bubble over.
6. Serve with a smile.

I love your work!!
The Meat Twinkie was my only 'desert' option; ...similar to the pastry variety this Ramadan delicacy has an outer shell of goat, predominantly ground mule but other luncheon meats, sausage, Ratwurst and dog may be added. Instead of vanilla frosting in the middle it is injected with “mayonnaise”. This product is a decadent meat twinkie that straddles the boundary between desert and pocket snack food.
Youve just provided another option; thanks

 

[KohPhi]

I love your work!!
The Meat Twinkie was my only 'desert' option; ...similar to the pastry variety this Ramadan delicacy has an outer shell of goat, predominantly ground mule but other luncheon meats, sausage, Ratwurst and dog may be added. Instead of vanilla frosting in the middle it is injected with “mayonnaise”. This product is a decadent meat twinkie that straddles the boundary between desert and pocket snack food.
Youve just provided another option; thanks

Sounds magnificent. I do enjoy my luncheon meats I must say.
Surely you can squeeze some fritz into this morsel of delicioisness??

 

[Pugsley]

Sounds magnificent. I do enjoy my luncheon meats I must say.
Surely you can squeeze some fritz into this morsel of delicioisness??

I've contacted Stewart Dew and he has said it's an ideal dinner for one.