Banner Suggestions for Saturday

[FootyGeek]

If you were the Carlton Football Club and you had the chance to hand one of your greatest rivals their fourth spoon (same as us now) what would you put on the banner?

My suggestion would be.

"A spoonfull of sugar makes the medicine go down"

 

[ferrisb]

Here's some I prepared earlier

 

[HARKER]

Six drops of essence of terror

Five drops of sinister sauce

When the stirring is done, may I shoot the load

Of course, aha of course

 

[ferrisb]

 

[ferrisb]

And from The Old Dark Shakespeare

 

[ferrisb]

A more disgraceful team,

You will likely never meet.

So let's proudly hand the wooden spoon to

This lying club of cheats.

 

[slashin_velvet]

I'm thinking something more simplistic:
"Lol Goddard"

 

[slashin_velvet]

What about "has jobe handed that brownlow medal back yet?"

 

[TheCoach16]

Your coach is a chemist,
Your captain is a sook.
You cheated, doped and lied,
And you still don't know what they took???

 

[slashin_velvet]

"We're shocked you're still sitting here"

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

You have the right to remain silent....

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Eat Shit!

 

[sosos]

I've seen the needle
and the damage done
A little part of it in everyone
But every junkie's
like a settin' sun

Copyright Neil Young.

 

[Gw2_James]

See the dopers shoot up, up! To win the wooden spoon.

 

[ferrisb]

I'm thinking something more simplistic:
"Lol Goddard"

Your denials were a bit rich,
You should have been barred.
But karma sure is a bitch,
You've been led by B Goddard.

 

[slashin_velvet]

The MCG, a bitter rival,
They're ain't a better sight,
Top ups logo is a plane,
So let's crash their final flight

 

[Gw2_James]

Power puff girls parody lol

Sugar, spice and everything nice. These we're the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little footballers. But James Hird accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction....THYMOSIN BETA 4

Thus the dopers were born!

 

[ITCHY EYEBALLS]

**** OFF
YOU CHEATING SCUM
campaignerS

 

[gandaal]

There was a pack of fools from the Dons,
Who took pills to make themselves bronze,
They injected bull semen,
To make themselves He-man,
But in the end they were wrong like the Fonz

 

[Jabba73]

How about a single giant *

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

In 2016 your team was made up of imposters,
Finally proving that cheaters never prosper,
2017 will see the return of Jobe, Dyson and Co,
Fingers crossed as a club you will reach a new low!

 

[thylacine60]

outstanding bracket of work from slashin_v............

 

[HereComesJuddy]

 

[Sin City]

Go **** yourselves Essendon!

 

[thylacine60]

Nice try, Sin, but they won't allow blasphemy on a public banner. You'll have to use the asterisk.