Banter thread - Next up the Cygnets

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Champion, you take yourself very seriously. Why don't you show me what pure comedy is then?


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Mate, couldn't be ar$ed. Why on earth would I waste my best material on you? you're really not worth it. And you certainly haven't shown me anything so far that tells me you even remotely deserve it.

Oh, and I don't take myself too seriously and I wasn't melting, merely offering an observation.
 
Mate, couldn't be ar$ed. Why on earth would I waste my best material on you? you're really not worth it. And you certainly haven't shown me anything so far that tells me you even remotely deserve it.

Oh, and I don't take myself too seriously and I wasn't melting, merely offering an observation.

I'd love to hear your "best material" sounds awesome, we've got a regular stand up comic in our midst here ladies and gentlemen.


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Sheesh, still not seeing any banter. This is 'batter' not 'banter', or more accurately, puerile name-calling.

Banter is:

Why would anyone take a swan as their nickname? Sure, they're beautiful creatures and in full flight they look fabulous. But give 'em a scare, they just s**t themselves and run around squawking. Now 'Giants' is a great nickname - strong and tough. And even if you're a bit clumsy, accidentally stomping on a swan will squash it just as much as giving it a right royal boot up its delicate white behind.

Go on, give it a go!
 
I'm not expecting much of a crowd from the Swans supporters.
The oldies (i.e. 90% of the swans membership base) insist on getting their dose of Neil Diamond during quarter time - something we will never provide.
 
I'm not expecting much of a crowd from the Swans supporters.
The oldies (i.e. 90% of the swans membership base) insist on getting their dose of Neil Diamond during quarter time - something we will never provide.

Borrows theme song from Notre Dame.

Borrows "Sweet Caroline" from the Red Sox

Innovative and agile, them Swans
 

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I see Jeremy Cameron isn't playing. Did someone accidentally tell him it was a prelim?
More to the point.
Do you agree your club should be disbanded as a waste of space and money?

I present the following really obvious reasons:-

1. You've been incredibly unsuccessful over a looong period of time.

2. Your pathetic club requires AFL support to stay afloat in a market where there are too many clubs anyway. If you haven't learnt to stand on your own two feet by now euthanasia would surely be a mercy.

3. Your plastic franchise gives away memberships in a desperate attempt to grow support.
 
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I see Jeremy Cameron isn't playing. Did someone accidentally tell him it was a prelim?
Oh and your supporters bring down the average standard of fans in the game significantly.

:D Apart from that you're all good
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More to the point.
Do you agree your club should be disbanded as a waste of space and money?

I present the following really obvious reasons:-

1. You've been incredibly unsuccessful over a looong period of time.

2. Your pathetic club requires AFL support to stay afloat in a market where there are too many clubs anyway. If you haven't learnt to stand on your own two feet by now euthanasia would surely be a mercy.

3. Your plastic framchise gives away memberships in a desperate attempt to grow support.

That thought toilet of a post makes about as much sense as Heath Shaw abusing his teammates while Tory Dickson and Clay Smith drilled 8 on him in the prelim.

If you guys finish top 2 will you get a home final, or will they make you play at the Showgrounds again?
 
I see Jeremy Cameron isn't playing. Did someone accidentally tell him it was a prelim?

His stats this week will still be pretty close to his prelim stats, in fact if he wonders out at half time and has a kick with the auskickers he would be ahead!
 
Is this thread still a thing?

I thought it got closed for good as a pretty much failed experiment (bar a couple of clubs where it was fun and witty - other than that it was either just pathetic or trolling - and in the case of the Dogs, both)

And now we just get injury trolling. Classy.

Oh well...
 

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