Meltdown Bay 13 Meltdown Of The Year 2024 - 3 Time Winner Sauvignon Blancstar

[zackah]

Hi flogs, now that FOTY is out of the way (lol Elmer_Hauser Aristotle Pickett Triggering Tiger ) its time to move onto the MOTY.

Another amazing year for Bay meltdowns just to note a few:

V_23 and his Dan Houston Melt - https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/shut-up-d-h.1388816/
V_23 and his everything can GAGF melt - https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/people-and-things-who-can-gagf.1388156/
V_23 and his fireplace melt - https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...-and-can-start-an-electric-fireplace.1383906/
V_23 and his undelete post melt - https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...one-in-under-30-days-except-for-mods.1382551/ (my personal favourite )

I'm starting to sense a theme here?

Oh lets also not forget Saveloy Rockstar in..

every post he has ever made

Have at it flogs. Post your 3-2-1 noms and a pole will be put up when we GAF; it may not be as long as it took for FOTY

Don't forget the winner gets a nice shiny pizza badge

 

[Chronz]

It's no contest with Elmer clearly out in front. He'd also agree with me on that.
AP a clear 2nd when he gets riled up over political bs.
Coming up the rear would be Trigtug, I mean the Mcmelt was on the Tigers board and most likely made up so he only gets the one vote.

Honourable mentions: Catscratchfever, while only an occasional poster his melts have stuck in my head through the year, has Collingoat derangement syndrome.

3. Elmer
2. AP
1. TT

zackah at least post the animated walt pizza throw gif you flog.

 

[TheGoatBaron]

I nominate Sav’s melt in the Bulldogs PETA thread and subsequent melts after this post

 

[TheGoatBaron]

3. Sav
2. Elmer
1. V_23

 

[V_23]

lol at zackah trying to will me towards a MOTY win. No one else GAF about my supposed “melts” except you, who’s madly triggered by them for some reason.

 

[frggr]

Hrm, Elmer really does have some extensive melts. So does Sauvignon Blancstar.

Triggered Tugboat also lots of melts. Particularly if you mention his embarrassing Springvale Maccas incident.

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Hrm, Elmer really does have some extensive melts. So does Sauvignon Blancstar.

Triggered Tugboat also lots of melts. Particularly if you mention his embarrassing Springvale Maccas incident.

Please do tell…

 

[TheGoatBaron]

It's no contest with Elmer clearly out in front.
AP a clear 2nd when he gets riled up over political bs.
Coming up the rear would be Catscratchfever, while only an occasional poster his melts have stuck in my head through the year, has Collingoat derangement syndrome.

3. Elmer
2. AP
1. Catscratchfever

zackah at least post the animated walt pizza throw gif you flog.

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I miss Sportsmaniac

I’ll say g’day to him for you

 

[frggr]

Please do tell…

On the Tigers board he recounted his meltdown after going to Springvale Maccas where they got some aspect of his order wrong.

He goes on to gloat about giving the ("fat Asian") manager a serve about it.

It was raised in here and he denied it happened, then the quotes were produced. He still claims it never happened

Actually, having a "real world" melt leading to an argument with a McDonald's manager is my nom for MOTY.

Posting about it on BigFooty is the icing on the cake

 

[zackah]

On the Tigers board he recounted his meltdown after going to Springvale Maccas where they got some aspect his order wrong.

He goes on to gloat about giving the ("fat Asian") manager a serve about it.

It was raised in here and he denied it happened, u the quotes were produced. He still claims it never happened

Actually, having a "real world" melt leading to an argument with a McDonald's manager is my nom for MOTY.

Posting about it on BigFooty is the icing on the cake

To be fair to TT he melted about it on the bay too on the same day he melted about it on the tuggers board

 

[TheGoatBaron]

On the Tigers board he recounted his meltdown after going to Springvale Maccas where they got some aspect his order wrong.

He goes on to gloat about giving the ("fat Asian") manager a serve about it.

It was raised in here and he denied it happened, u the quotes were produced. He still claims it never happened

Actually, having a "real world" melt leading to an argument with a McDonald's manager is my nom for MOTY.

Posting about it on BigFooty is the icing on the cake

I thought he may have had a Scott Morrison type incident at Maccas

 

[frggr]

I thought he may have had a Scott Morrison type incident at Maccas

That not outside the realm of possibilities. He didn't post about it to my knowledge though.

 

[Chronz]

I miss Sportsmaniac

I’ll say g’day to him for you

Who's sportsmaniac?

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Who's sportsmaniac?

2016 Flog of the Year

 

[zackah]

2016 Flog of the Year

If I remember correctly he's the reason we have a pizza toss badge

 

[Chronz]

2016 Flog of the Year

I was absent from the bay for quite a few years. Only occasionally visiting after about 2014 until it pulled me back in slowly from late '22. How much of a flog was he?

 

[TheGoatBaron]

I was absent from the bay for quite a few years. Only occasionally visiting after about 2014 until it pulled me back in slowly from late '22. How much of a flog was he?

He got his on profile pic of a pizza box because he use to melt after Freo losses and storm everywhere

 

[FISTO]

I am voting for the Springvale McDonalds meltdown, nothing else matters

 

[STPer18]

Elmer_Hauser isn't here to do it but he loved the Springvale Maccas melt more than most, so another nom for that infamous spectacle. Triggering Tiger you are going to take some serious beating.

 

[frggr]

Yeah Springvale Maccas meltdown will go down in Bay history. I mean, it was good enough to get Crabapplepittard back in the action.

 

[springvale_mackers]

Had been lurking for a little while and then the opportunity to come back named after a Croatian pensioner losing his shit at the worst restaurant in the world was impossible to refuse. Sometimes things in life just make perfect sense. Would be so epic to get the footage and play it on here.
Not to kick a man while he’s down but Elmer_Hauser melting this year has been off the charts. Especially the ones after he said he was a changed man and was praying and not drinking anymore. I do actually feel sorry for him sometimes, must be weird being on the spectrum and then telling everyone about it on an afl forum. Hopefully he’ll get some help and one day be able to move out of home and do something useful with life.
3 votes Triggering Tiger
2 votes Elmer_Hauser

 

[V_23]

Triggering Tiger a lock with his Springvale Macca's meltdown

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Cannot separate Triggered Tugger who has the most ironic username ever and Elmo_Hamas both produced regular melts of the highest standard possible

zackah who is now in his 20th year of melting over Essendong missing finals or catscratchfever who melts because he can’t parse basic English to round out the podium

 

[frggr]

 

[the avoca drover]

Elmer_Hauser has to get the double crown, surely.
He’s the best/biggest, most consistent melter on Bay13.
The boy has had a good year.