Meltdown Bay 13 Meltdown Of The Year 2024 - 3 Time Winner Sauvignon Blancstar

[the avoca drover]

one day be able to move out of home and do something useful with life.

Not likely.

 

[frggr]

Elmer_Hauser has to get the double crown, surely.
He’s the best/biggest, most consistent melter on Bay13.
The boy has had a good year.

It's not the Meltlow Medal for consistency, it's MOTY

Triggered Tugboat gets that by the length of Springvale Road

 

[James Colorado]

It's not the Meltlow Medal for consistency, it's MOTY

Triggered Tugboat gets that by the length of Springvale Road

That's a ****ing long road...

Actually, with the traffic on it at the best of times, it does cause a lot of melts.

 

[frggr]

 

[STPer18]

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Triggering Tiger was here.

 

[jannissary]

while elmo melted enough to get banned twice, and his most recent one was extremely funny, beyond that there's been nothing spectacular.

springvale maccas is simply legendary and should be the only nominated one.

 

[StackedHunch]

Triggering Tiger was here.

 

[Dinsdale]

I went to Maccas (at Yass...the lead up signs are classic) and when the burger arrived the patties still had the plastic wrappers on them ... inside the bun... but I did not melt on big footy about it.

Hence... Triggering Tiger

 

[V23]

I went to Maccas (at Yass...the lead up signs are classic) and when the burger arrived the patties still had the plastic wrappers on them ... inside the bun... but I did not melt on big footy about it.

Hence... Triggering Tiger

You sure that wasn't the "cheese"?

 

[James Colorado]

One of my best mate's high school job was at Springvale Macca's. One time he served a customer a McChicken, minus the chicken. It might just be that sort of place.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Let’s see if I can trigger a podium-worthy last minute melt…

Hey catscratchfever ! I’m on my way to Doha

 

[springvale_mackers]

One of my best mate's high school job was at Springvale Macca's. One time he served a customer a McChicken, minus the chicken. It might just be that sort of place.

I once ordered a whopper with cheese from hungry jacks while extremely hungover. About half way through it I thought this burger tastes different. Alas, there was no meat pattie in the burger. Boiling with rage I went to the local primary school and beat up 9 kids and called the principal a D/H.

 

[StackedHunch]

I once ordered a whopper with cheese from hungry jacks while extremely hungover. About half way through it I thought this burger tastes different. Alas, there was no meat pattie in the burger. Boiling with rage I went to the local primary school and beat up 9 kids and called the principal a D/H.

Your profile is all the funnier because I read everything with Baby John's voice.

 

[V23]

I once ordered a whopper with cheese from hungry jacks while extremely hungover. About half way through it I thought this burger tastes different. Alas, there was no meat pattie in the burger. Boiling with rage I went to the local primary school and beat up 9 kids and called the principal a D/H.

Still didn't overreact as much as Triggering Tiger

 

[All Aust]

I once ordered a whopper with cheese from hungry jacks while extremely hungover. About half way through it I thought this burger tastes different. Alas, there was no meat pattie in the burger. Boiling with rage I went to the local primary school and beat up 9 kids and called the principal a D/H.

Did your rage melt the cheese?

Other than that, you're just describing an average day for a kid playing during recess time in a Tassie public primary school.

 

[All Aust]

Hi flogs, now that FOTY is out of the way (lol Elmer_Hauser Aristotle Pickett Triggering Tiger ) its time to move onto the MOTY.

Another amazing year for Bay meltdowns just to note a few:

V_23 and his Dan Houston Melt - https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/shut-up-d-h.1388816/
V_23 and his everything can GAGF melt - https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/people-and-things-who-can-gagf.1388156/
V_23 and his fireplace melt - https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...-and-can-start-an-electric-fireplace.1383906/
V_23 and his undelete post melt - https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...one-in-under-30-days-except-for-mods.1382551/ (my personal favourite )

I'm starting to sense a theme here?

Oh lets also not forget Saveloy Rockstar in..

every post he has ever made

Have at it flogs. Post your 3-2-1 noms and a pole will be put up when we GAF; it may not be as long as it took for FOTY

Don't forget the winner gets a nice shiny pizza badge

A reasonable melt, worthy of a nom along with V23 and Triggering for the melt on the fiscally challenged asses that grind out fast food service coin.

 

[V23]

A reasonable melt, worthy of a nom along with V23 and Triggering for the melt on the fiscally challenged asses that grind out fast food service coin.

Whose Benny is this?

 

[All Aust]

Whose Benny is this?

A Treatment for ADHD

 

[Aristotle Pickett the3rd]

Whose Benny is this?

He's a real man mate, not like you klocksuckers

 

[V23]

He's a real man mate, not you kocksuckers

Well that rules them out of being a Benny for you or Triggering Tiger

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Whose Benny is this?

Thought it was yours

 

[Chronz]

Well that rules them out of being a Benny for you or Triggering Tiger

A new tig recruited by the terrible two you just mentioned to snag elmer the foty win. He's already a better and more well respected poster than them as well.

 

[StackedHunch]

How's Darren Millane workin out for ya?

Another nice melt for the collection.

 

[Chronz]

How's Darren Millane workin out for ya?

Hey AP, is the day off over already? Ahh well I'm sure there will be a few more coming up after MotY is all done and dusted.

 

[frggr]

He's a real man mate, not like you kocksuckers

Evading the swear filter - apparently that gets you a ban