Off-topic Bay Cricket Pt 3: THE one and only Ashes

[Socrates2]

Warner is as edgy as a bride on her wedding night.

 

[David Schwarz]

WTF are those Roman numerals on the inside of his bicep?

They represent the amount of times he accidentally put his foot into his cat thinking it was his shoe

 

[Socrates2]

Finch is feeling the pinch.

 

[Dinsdale]

Warner is as edgy as a bride on her wedding night.

Warner smacked that one like a bride smacking the groom after he asked for a HJ on her wedding night

 

[David Schwarz]

Mark Wood is the sinkhole of civilisation

 

[maryjames]

4 runs.. the Lords crowd goes off.......

 

[David Schwarz]

Is this seriously the “Best English Side in History”?

 

[Craven Morehead]

Warner smacked that one like a bride smacking the groom after he asked for a HJ on her wedding night

Obviously your wife told you that.

 

[chelseacarlton]

“The slot”

God these corgi ******s talk some absolute horse ****

 

[Craven Morehead]

Mark Wood is the sinkhole of civilisation

Basil Zempilas is the sinkhole of civilisation.
There is no counter argument to this

 

[David Schwarz]

Basil Zempilas is the sinkhole of civilisation.
There is no counter argument to this

I found his nuanced commonwealth games commentary inspiring

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Is this seriously the “Best English Side in History”?

They haven't disappointed thus far

 

[Good_Old]

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Fk I loved that movie as a kid.

 

[chelseacarlton]

Fk I loved that movie as a kid.

I must be old enough to be your grandad good old.

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Watermelon hats in the crowd. "Straya campaigner" I guess.

 

[Craven Morehead]

I found his nuanced commonwealth games commentary inspiring

I'm just contacting NASA now.
They'd lost that black hole, and now we have some faint, albeit stupid, signals.
Don't go away.

 

[chelseacarlton]

Watermelon hats in the crowd. "Straya campaigner" I guess.

Yep, looks like a stinkin hot 18 over there.
Warner ya campaigner

 

[Socrates2]

The Rio Tinto advertisments can gagf

 

[Craven Morehead]

I'm just contacting NASA now.
They'd lost that black hole, and now we have some faint, albeit stupid, signals.
Don't go away.

I take it all back and apologise.
It was an echo of the campaigner Michael Clarke commentating.
The universe is in outrage and a very, very large meteor is headed our way.
I'm looking forward to our demise.

 

[maryjames]

Go finch.. and he is a Victorian

 

[David Schwarz]

Khawaja’s a liability

 

[David Schwarz]

The universe is in outrage and a very, very large meteor is headed our way.
I'm looking forward to our demise.

Funnily enough this was one of the lines in my wedding vows

 

[Dinsdale]

Women on stilts for some reason.

 

[Craven Morehead]

Funnily enough this was one of the lines in my wedding vows

The universe actually got something right for a change?
I doubt that.
Or your wife has relented on the internet access from the cellar.
I doubt that to.

 

[WillemDaDrew]

The Pommy weather will determine the winner of this one.