I haven't watched a second of this yet, and nor will I, but I just want to make sure that the producers have covered all stereotypical bases.
I feel like John Edward doing this sh1t....
Hmmm, let me see, to start with, there'll be a blonde bimbo with a nice rack who is comfortable lounging around in a bikini. She'll be as thick as two bricks, but she could suck a watermelon through a straw.
Next there'll be some wogs. One female, one male. The guy will think he's gods gift to the female race, and the girl will never have had anyone down her pants, and has a curfew of 11pm. She'll shower with all her clothes on, and the the guy will be turfed out very early because he's such a fricking tosser.
To spice things up, there'll be a butch, feminist, man-hating, bitter-as-hell lesbian. The kind you see driving taxi's at night and owns vicious dogs. She'll try and force her opinions down the throats of everyone. "Like, why is it Big Brother? That's the male society oppressing women. Why can't it be Big Sister?"
Then there'll be a big fat chick. She'll whine about being hungry, not getting a root, being hungry and not getting a root. She'll be as loud as they come, and as ugly to boot. She'll be the first one with her vein-ridden swoopers out. She will repulse everyone, yet people will love her because she reminds them of Jonathon Coleman - talentless, sweaty and fat.
Then there'll be someone with some bullsh1t personal tragedy sob story. Avoid this person, they are as boring as hell.
At least three of the housemates will have dirt dug up on them. I see that one has already been in trouble with the cops, but the other two will be more spicy. Perhaps a porno or someone whose done modelling/tv before.
And to spice it up, one of them will have a disability of some sort, so we all learn to love the spaz's of the world equally. In a similar vain will be either an aboriginal, islander, asian or african just to show we aren't all whiteys keeping the brother down.
It's all tokenism as it's finest, but do you expect with a skank whore like Gretel hosting it?
Give em all SARS, I say. And let the Outbreak monkey loose in the house with a chainsaw. I might watch it then.
I feel like John Edward doing this sh1t....
Hmmm, let me see, to start with, there'll be a blonde bimbo with a nice rack who is comfortable lounging around in a bikini. She'll be as thick as two bricks, but she could suck a watermelon through a straw.
Next there'll be some wogs. One female, one male. The guy will think he's gods gift to the female race, and the girl will never have had anyone down her pants, and has a curfew of 11pm. She'll shower with all her clothes on, and the the guy will be turfed out very early because he's such a fricking tosser.
To spice things up, there'll be a butch, feminist, man-hating, bitter-as-hell lesbian. The kind you see driving taxi's at night and owns vicious dogs. She'll try and force her opinions down the throats of everyone. "Like, why is it Big Brother? That's the male society oppressing women. Why can't it be Big Sister?"
Then there'll be a big fat chick. She'll whine about being hungry, not getting a root, being hungry and not getting a root. She'll be as loud as they come, and as ugly to boot. She'll be the first one with her vein-ridden swoopers out. She will repulse everyone, yet people will love her because she reminds them of Jonathon Coleman - talentless, sweaty and fat.
Then there'll be someone with some bullsh1t personal tragedy sob story. Avoid this person, they are as boring as hell.
At least three of the housemates will have dirt dug up on them. I see that one has already been in trouble with the cops, but the other two will be more spicy. Perhaps a porno or someone whose done modelling/tv before.
And to spice it up, one of them will have a disability of some sort, so we all learn to love the spaz's of the world equally. In a similar vain will be either an aboriginal, islander, asian or african just to show we aren't all whiteys keeping the brother down.
It's all tokenism as it's finest, but do you expect with a skank whore like Gretel hosting it?
Give em all SARS, I say. And let the Outbreak monkey loose in the house with a chainsaw. I might watch it then.
Then i saw two guys talking and one was saying that the other guy was 'young', not that it's a bad thing he said, he wished he was 18 again, oh to be 18 again! he said. The age of this guy? Twenty fuking one! Moron.
