Streaming Below Deck

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Good episode thus far

 

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It was some kind of cart Chicago1 that went off the pier. Just had trash on it

 

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*unfortunately did not have the guests luggage on it. Now THAT would have been all time BD classic.

 

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Lmao at Eddie leaving a trillion tonne vessel running to go and fish a cart out of the water

 

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The guests seem nice enough, but did laugh my ass off at them hunting around the boat for champagne

 

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Captain Lee: "Get your ****en head out of your ass. Or I will eat your ass"

 

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Was not aware the man was so kinky

 

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Did notice how Eddie was quick to shove his cap off when the captain walked into the crew mess. God he's a wuss..

 

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And thank the flipping lord Rayna didnt want to talk to Heather again about that again.

I mean what would be the point of it anyway.

Get her to apologise for the third time?

 

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Jesus SHELLFISH. Cmon Rachel. Lift your game mate

 

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So weird she doesnt eat COOKED fish tho, because its a texture thing. Weird.

 

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I would have thought raw/sushi was worse

 

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Frasers lovely. He's such a nice guy.

 

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I would laugh if they offered them lobster scrambled eggs right now

 

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Why is Cap Lee swearing his head off in the bridge?

 

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THERES A FLY IN HIS BREAKFAST. HAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

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Oh Heather please. Just ignore the bitch. Dont say a ****en word to the campaigner.

 

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Ah **** you bitch.

 

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Tell her to get ****ed.

 

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Such a petulant little brat.

 

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If the vibe is shit just roll with it. I wouldnt bust my ass trying to change it. Thats just me

 

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*between the crew that is. Im not talking about the guests.

 

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LMAO

 

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"I cant sing the songs!"