Ben Cousins

[CoggaRules]

Is he training with anyone?

 

[astro_toby]

no he is not

 

[Azzleberry]

Wouldn't mind him training with us for a couple of weeks.. got to do due dilligence on the bloke and is worth the risk in my opinion.. would be silly if we just ruled him out without first having a word..

 

[The Rusty Trombone]

He's not allowed till the AFL makes a call on him on Tuesday. If you believe the papers the smart money would be on him training with either the Saints or Brisbane.

I think Vossy wants to lick his balls so he can feed one J Brown smick delivery all year out of the guts and make Brown a 100 goal a year forward. Voss is pretty keen to have a good 1st year and make it look like he can coach but unfortunately although a great player he is nothing more than a skid mark on Lethal Lee's undys when it comes to coaching.

It's my belief that he'll pull out after his second year after crying at a press conference similar to Kim Hughes in the 80's when he threw in the Australian Cricket Captaincy because he was useless.

Can't commentate , Can't coach , can't throw

 

[ize_]

He's not allowed till the AFL makes a call on him on Tuesday. If you believe the papers the smart money would be on him training with either the Saints or Brisbane.

I think Vossy wants to lick his balls so he can feed one J Brown smick delivery all year out of the guts and make Brown a 100 goal a year forward. Voss is pretty keen to have a good 1st year and make it look like he can coach but unfortunately although a great player he is nothing more than a skid mark on Lethal Lee's undys when it comes to coaching.

It's my belief that he'll pull out after his second year after crying at a press conference similar to Kim Hughes in the 80's when he threw in the Australian Cricket Captaincy because he was useless.

Can't commentate , Can't coach , can't throw

I dunno Troy, Vossy may not be able to coach or commentate, but he's got one hell of an arm on him.

As for Cousins, I dunno why the hell people keep bringing this up. There is no connection between us and him whatsoever, nor should there be. If he comes back, it'll be the Saints or Brisbane.

 

[tucker777]

I dunno Troy, Vossy may not be able to coach or commentate, but he's got one hell of an arm on him.

As for Cousins, I dunno why the hell people keep bringing this up. There is no connection between us and him whatsoever, nor should there be. If he comes back, it'll be the Saints or Brisbane.

Exactly, he will go to the saints.

Hang on a minute he's got a mate there from WC. Surely he will make him feel at home and put him on the straight and narrow.
Oh wait it's Gardiner....

Ben will be on the gear day 1 after he lands himself at St Kilda. And if you disagree you are kidding yourself.

 

[CoggaRules]

I dunno Troy, Vossy may not be able to coach or commentate, but he's got one hell of an arm on him.

As for Cousins, I dunno why the hell people keep bringing this up. There is no connection between us and him whatsoever, nor should there be. If he comes back, it'll be the Saints or Brisbane.

hey dippy, the question was "is he training with anyone"?. Like there are 5 words there that dont include, "tigers","us", "we" or whatever else connects us to him, fool.
FWIW, my tip is that he wont get passed the AFL scrutineers. My money is on the "he is toast for good" option. If he does get the nod and is let back in, then my money is on the "he will reoffend" option.

 

[astro_toby]

He's not allowed till the AFL makes a call on him on Tuesday. If you believe the papers the smart money would be on him training with either the Saints or Brisbane.

I think Vossy wants to lick his balls so he can feed one J Brown smick delivery all year out of the guts and make Brown a 100 goal a year forward. Voss is pretty keen to have a good 1st year and make it look like he can coach but unfortunately although a great player he is nothing more than a skid mark on Lethal Lee's undys when it comes to coaching.

a ruck division of Leuenberger and Charman feeding a midfield or cousins, power, black, johnstone, drummond, sherman, rischetelli & Brennan kicking to a forward line of Brown, Bradshaw, Clarke & McGrath would be a pretty potent force is cousins gets anywhere near his full capacity

 

[ize_]

hey dippy, the question was "is he training with anyone"?. Like there are 5 words there that dont include, "tigers","us", "we" or whatever else connects us to him, fool.
FWIW, my tip is that he wont get passed the AFL scrutineers. My money is on the "he is toast for good" option. If he does get the nod and is let back in, then my money is on the "he will reoffend" option.

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[cormick]

Haha very good Ize!!!