Big White Guys

[noogie_da_sheep]

As a Filipino, i see a lot of these people walking around ...but in the NBA, who is your favourite BIG WHITE STIFF?...superstars such as Shawn Bradley, Brad Miller, Chris Mihm, Tsakalidis, Ilgauskus and of course Greg Ostertag have a fan base (?!)...who's your favourite

...i've probably left out a whole lot of other great players

...when is the next Chris Dudley going to come along?

 

[grimlock]

The white Shaq himself Eric Montross.

 

[mattyc2422]

Ben Handlogten - Utah Jazz.

 

[Dingster]

Longley fits the bill. Surprised Jordan could make a shot with all the reflection coming off his skin! Enjoyed watching the big lug play though.

 

[jod23]

Can you go past Ostertag?

 

[Thewlis Dish]

Jim McIlvaine. Not only did he become to answer to Seattle's prayers, he also ingeniously got rid of Shawn Kemp before he got fat (sensational foresight).

 

[Squeak]

I think you all know who my favourite big white guy is.

 

[Portmanteau]

Originally posted by Squeak

Alright now fellas... what's cooler than be cool? CHRIS MIHM!

I said, what's cooler than be cool? CHRIS MIHM!

 

[Fall Out Boy]

Originally posted by noogie_da_sheep
who is your favourite BIG WHITE STIFF

Ron Jeremy or Rocco Siffredi.

 

[naughty monkey]

Re: Re: Big White Guys

Originally posted by phatandphreaky
Ron Jeremy or Rocco Siffredi.

googs for me

 

[CURVE]

Mark Eaton

 

[Thewlis Dish]

Originally posted by DEVO
Mark Eaton

Big white stiff, but good luck getting a shot over him

 

[coxon]

cant get stiffer than georghe muresan !


honorable mentions to big white stiffs who camp behind the 3pt arc....

brad lohaus
matt bullard

 

[ant]

Dwayne Schintzhius (spelled incorrectly)

His captivating performance in Eddie won me over.

 

[you_idiot]

Is Bryant Reeves still active?

Even if he's not, my vote goes to "Big Country".

 

[Squeak]

Is Bryant Reeves still alive?

heh, Dwayne "Ivan make basket" Schintzhoweveryouspellit...

 

[Fall Out Boy]

Originally posted by you_idiot
Is Bryant Reeves still active?

Even if he's not, my vote goes to "Big Country".

Retired about 18 months ago after suffering a career ending back injury.

Currently enjoying the spoils of his massive contract, for which he is still being paid (much like Luc Longley).

 

[mattyc2422]

Dinooooooooooooooooooooooooo Radja!

 

[Portmagpies]

Dino doesn't qualify - he actually posted decent numbers, albeit in a crappy Boston side.

 

[mattyc2422]

Yeah, Radja averaged over 10 points or something to my memory, so he wasn't a stiff, but he's still a big white guy.

 

[OutKast]

Adam Keefe... no. 10 draft pick, lol

 

[you_idiot]

Originally posted by phatandphreaky
(Bryant Reeves) Retired about 18 months ago after suffering a career ending back injury.

Currently enjoying the spoils of his massive contract, for which he is still being paid (much like Luc Longley).

Had no idea-- and certainly the contract, not to mention whatever league & team pension and insurance payments, comes in handy for what he's having to experience.

Career-ending injuries are never nice, but the fact that he's well looked-after is a plus.

 

[you_idiot]

Originally posted by OutKast
Adam Keefe... no. 10 draft pick, lol

At least Keefe was a really good player at Stanford.

At the same token, no one's mentioned Mark Madsen yet?

 

[Portmanteau]

Originally posted by you_idiot
At the same token, no one's mentioned Mark Madsen yet?

...and rightly so.

 

[jod23]

You can name all these other guys as much as you like but the bottom line is that now that Big Country has retired, Ostertag is the only "big white stiff" still playing who still sports the buzz cut.

You cant beat a "big white stiff" with a flat top