BigFooty Interstate Smackdown '09

[Supermercado]

We should all go to Adelaide whenever we play there for the first time next year, sit together and just go nuts even when we get flogged by 20 goals.

Discuss.

 

[Dez!]

I like it.

And after the game (or during) I say we storm the field and abduct Jason Porplyzia and turn him into a Demon. However in the process we replace him with Nathan Carroll in a Crows jumper while we run away with Porplyzia.

 

[Bartram_Class]

They do free party pies and sausage rolls at the Bentleigh Club for Interstate Games.

 

[CaptainDavey]

I'll bring my trumpet so we can play the Great Escape should we get within 4 goals

 

[Jimi]

I do this anyway.
Every year.
For the past 14 years.

 

[Supermercado]

Even better with the rest of the crunts on here on tour and off their nut.

 

[Bartram_Class]

Even better with the rest of the crunts on here on tour and off their nut.

And how do you plan to get their parents to sign off on this crunt-finding mission SuperMerc?

Sadly in this day and age, children disappearing for a couple of days and coming home campaignered isn't as appreciated as it once was.

 

[Supermercado]

Just run away from home kids. Tell the parents you're going on school camp and JUST DRRRRRRRRRRRRINK.

 

[chopper41]

I was in Adelaide this year for the Crows game. Saw Burton sit about 20 feet in the air right in front of me . Did however get a chance to hold the banner up. Always wanted to do that. Best thing was that before we went out to hold it up Bails came over and thank us all for coming over to Adelaide. Good bloke. Be good if we could do this coz i'd be up for it.

 

[demonfan9]

Can we at least pick somewhere where we are half-competitive?

Our record at AAMI is as good as Simon Godfrey's kicking.

 

[cannons]

Can we at least pick somewhere where we are half-competitive?

Our record at AAMI is as good as Simon Godfrey's kicking.

Where would you suggest? The MCG

 

[demonfan9]

The SCG and Gabba have been better to us than AAMI and Subiaco.

 

[Supermercado]

The mutant factor isn't high enough. If we're going en masse we should at least go somewhere with 20,000 screaming mongoloids.

 

[CaptainDavey]

I'll bring the fairy bread and tim tams

...

What?

 

[2 Dogs]

The SCG and Gabba have been better to us than AAMI and Subiaco.

The Gabba????? What melbourne games have you been watching played there? With the exception of us coming back in 2001 and the big fella up forward kicking a bag, I can't remember us getting close since?

In regards to the OP, would it be not more probable to pick a game against Port to break out footy park hoodo? They are as much a rabble as us at the moment (Albeit with a few better player: Cornes, P & S Burgoyne)

In any case, I think a bus is the answer. Maybe we can stalk the team ala Mel from Flight of the Conchords everwhere they go.

 

[Bartram_Class]

Are we going to take masculine wrestling nicknames in the mould of the old WWF Smackdown?

A bit of Triple H, The Rock, Stone Cold, The Undertaker?

 

[2 Dogs]

Are we going to take masculine wrestling nicknames in the mould of the old WWF Smackdown?

A bit of Triple H, The Rock, Stone Cold, The Undertaker?

You need to dig back further for truely intimidating names my friend.

How about Repo man, Macho man, Koko B. Ware, Brutus the Barber Beefcake, The Nature Boy, King Kong Bundy, Honky Tonk Man, Hillbilly Jim, The Narcissist? These are the names to strike fear into the people of Adelaide!!

 

[demonfan9]

The Gabba????? What melbourne games have you been watching played there? With the exception of us coming back in 2001 and the big fella up forward kicking a bag, I can't remember us getting close since?

We also beat them in 2006. Remember when Flash kicked that goal from 45m out mid-air.

 

[demonfan9]

You need to dig back further for truely intimidating names my friend.

How about Repo man, Macho man, Koko B. Ware, Brutus the Barber Beefcake, The Nature Boy, King Kong Bundy, Honky Tonk Man, Hillbilly Jim, The Narcissist? These are the names to strike fear into the people of Adelaide!!

Just bring Jake The Snake and Damien, and we should be right.

 

[Supermercado]

Are we going to take masculine wrestling nicknames in the mould of the old WWF Smackdown?

A bit of Triple H, The Rock, Stone Cold, The Undertaker?

Bode and Weetra can be The Natural Disasters.

I will simply be "The Living Legend" a'la Larry Z

 

[KickLongTackleHard]

I'll take Papa Shango...which still leaves Doink The Clown available...

How regularly do you guys go to an interstate game? 1 a year, never?

 

[CaptainDavey]

I'll take Hacksaw Jim Duggan.

I haven't been to an interstate game before...Mind you, the only time I've been interstate is for Schoolies *awaits the avalanche of abuse for being 'unAustralian'*

 

[Supermercado]

I'm 2-0 in Sydney and 0-2 in Brisbane. All balances out I suppose.

First time I went to Brisbane I ended up in a field somewhere in the middle of the night - cost me $50 to get back to my hotel in a taxi. Second time I didn't bother booking a hotel, found out there was a rugby international on in town, couldn't get anywhere at the last minute and ended up sleeping in a hire car like a ****ing tramp. I've blackbanned the whole state now to be honest.

 

[McLean_4_Captain]

Some of the best & worst games i've been to in the last few years have been at the gabba.

Bad - Close at 1/2 time, second half Aker & Bradshaw tear us a new one, they piled on 15 goals to 5 in the 2nd half.
http://stats.rleague.com/afl/stats/games/2005/111920050702.html

And Good - 8 goal to 2 first quarter, Aker & Headland ripping us apart. Neitz ends up kicking 7 and Daniel Ward kicks 4(!!!) for a best on ground performance.
http://stats.rleague.com/afl/stats/games/2002/111920020707.html

Ward only kicked 31 goals over a 10 season, 136 game career, but manage 4 in what was the best game he ever played for the club and the 2nd of only 2 games he ever polled brownlow votes in.

 

[The Great Gabsby]

I'm 2-0 in Sydney and 0-2 in Brisbane. All balances out I suppose.

First time I went to Brisbane I ended up in a field somewhere in the middle of the night - cost me $50 to get back to my hotel in a taxi. Second time I didn't bother booking a hotel, found out there was a rugby international on in town, couldn't get anywhere at the last minute and ended up sleeping in a hire car like a ****ing tramp. I've blackbanned the whole state now to be honest.

Knowing Brisbane, the field you ended up in was probably only 10km from the city I would count yourself lucky you managed to get a taxi the first time....