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he's not that bad.... oh who am i kidding
 
Too much foot candy tonight. I'm going to be sick.
 
He really is way too negative. I had to do something I normally never do and that is put the mute button on because all I was listening to was crap from BT. He was complaining about the umpires, north melbourne, carlton and also refused to apologise to Geelong for his comments about the lights and the quarter time clock not working properly. Just frustrates the living rubbish out of me. Probably is the main reason why I am feeling a little grumpy today.
 

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aussiefooty said:
He really is way too negative. I had to do something I normally never do and that is put the mute button on because all I was listening to was crap from BT. He was complaining about the umpires, north melbourne, carlton and also refused to apologise to Geelong for his comments about the lights and the quarter time clock not working properly. Just frustrates the living rubbish out of me. Probably is the main reason why I am feeling a little grumpy today.
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I find with some commentators you have to separate the wheat from the chaff and let them run their own race so to speak.

If you let them do this without prejudice it can be a great experience
 
The ridiculous argument with Richo that he kept going all night was ridiculous. Anybody with half a brain could understand what Richo was trying to say, but Brian Pighead Taylor could not comprehend into his empty skull and decided to 'hilariously' mock the comment for the next 2 hours.

Then later he couldn't even count and got the lead wrong, which Richo just corrected him on and let it go. If that had gone the other way around BT wouldn't have let it go for the next four week and would have just gone 'WOWEE RICHO I KNOW YOU SCORED 500 GOALS BUT NOW YOU CANT COUNT TO 13 OH BOY OH BOY YOU NEED TO LEARN TO COUNT RICHO HEY DARCE BOY OH BOY'


F*ck, I have no patience left for this f*cking tool
 
MarkCatsFan said:
The ridiculous argument with Richo that he kept going all night was ridiculous. Anybody with half a brain could understand what Richo was trying to say, but Brian Pighead Taylor could not comprehend into his empty skull and decided to 'hilariously' mock the comment for the next 2 hours.

Then later he couldn't even count and got the lead wrong, which Richo just corrected him on and let it go. If that had gone the other way around BT wouldn't have let it go for the next four week and would have just gone 'WOWEE RICHO I KNOW YOU SCORED 500 GOALS BUT NOW YOU CANT COUNT TO 13 OH BOY OH BOY YOU NEED TO LEARN TO COUNT RICHO HEY DARCE BOY OH BOY'


F*ck, I have no patience left for this f*cking tool
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To be fair though it was a dumb farkin comment from Richo
 
MarkCatsFan said:
The ridiculous argument with Richo that he kept going all night was ridiculous. Anybody with half a brain could understand what Richo was trying to say, but Brian Pighead Taylor could not comprehend into his empty skull and decided to 'hilariously' mock the comment for the next 2 hours.

Then later he couldn't even count and got the lead wrong, which Richo just corrected him on and let it go. If that had gone the other way around BT wouldn't have let it go for the next four week and would have just gone 'WOWEE RICHO I KNOW YOU SCORED 500 GOALS BUT NOW YOU CANT COUNT TO 13 OH BOY OH BOY YOU NEED TO LEARN TO COUNT RICHO HEY DARCE BOY OH BOY'


F*ck, I have no patience left for this f*cking tool
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Then there is the viewpoint of if you were the Gold Coast, just keep banging it through for a point. If there's no chance of the opposition clearing the defence. Especially in a tight last quarter for example.
 
Baltimore Jack said:
Why are we constantly being forced to listen to their crap
How can Channel 7 keep serving us this stuff?
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Footy fans are sheep. Culturally trained to accept mediocrity as long as they are blokey or matey. Or ex-players for some bizarre reason.

Reality to Taylor: You are a fat middle-aged man. Your career ended because you were too lazy to lose weight as the game changed. You have no conception of the fitness nor discipline required now. You have no conception of any kind of team success or what is required to produce it. You are not entertaining. Kids don't want to be like you, they want to be Lance Franklin or Trent Cotchin or Tom Hawkins. Inventing arguments with your fellow arseclowns in the commentary box is not entertaining, nor informative, nor funny. Fortunately for you - very fortunately - a lot of footy fans are sheep and will put up with the pigswill you produce every time you open your mouth (that's actually insulting to pigs). If it were a just world you would be shot for crimes again.......actually there wouldn't need to be a reason.

Basically, you are an overpaid, egotistical, untalented c**t. That's the nice version.
 
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For saturday night [Bt & Darcy] & arvo [hamish & Basil] Seven games on Fox Footy they need to introduce what they currently have on the British Lions games they're showing.You can select which commentary you want - Fox Sports Aussie commentators or BSkyB [whatever it is] British commentary.

So we can have either Seven or Fox Footy commentators.Yes I'd even rather listen to DerWayne,Roos & Shaw than Sevens crap.
 

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listened to the first word of the game and thought "oh shit not bloody BT again". Mute button and turned on the radio ABC Grandstand. But I did have triple m footy pre match with a very flatulant Danny Frawley.
 
John said:
Just jizzed his pants over a regulation kick to a leading forward. The game is poor enough with out this type of screaming over stuff all. Mute button works.
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You're starting to nit pick now.....
 
swans95 said:
You're starting to nit pick now.....
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Maybe, so with that in mind I will not be watching a game with him commentating from now on. The bloke does my head in. Such ranting and screaming over **** all. If some out there enjoy him yelling and screaming like a demented banshee that they are "comiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing" at the top of his voice when a team is 6 goals behind you are welcome to this modern form of mass entertainment.
 
Absolute class here from BT



Snozzle? Don't know what that is. Let's use it.

Oh good running there from Bloose!! ............ I mean Blease.



One foot candy? Just one? I thought foot candy just is what it is. I didn't know there could be an amount of foot candy.

What is foot candy anyway? Did he actually get it from somewhere? Is it purchasable? Is it a candy that tastes like feet? Or candy that has the shape of feet? Or toe jam?
 
I'm just happy he's finally managed to tell Matt Shaw and Aaron Hall apart (well.. most of the time anyway). Has only taken him about a year. What a numbskull.

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MarkCatsFan said:
The ridiculous argument with Richo that he kept going all night was ridiculous. Anybody with half a brain could understand what Richo was trying to say, but Brian Pighead Taylor could not comprehend into his empty skull and decided to 'hilariously' mock the comment for the next 2 hours.

Then later he couldn't even count and got the lead wrong, which Richo just corrected him on and let it go. If that had gone the other way around BT wouldn't have let it go for the next four week and would have just gone 'WOWEE RICHO I KNOW YOU SCORED 500 GOALS BUT NOW YOU CANT COUNT TO 13 OH BOY OH BOY YOU NEED TO LEARN TO COUNT RICHO HEY DARCE BOY OH BOY'


F*ck, I have no patience left for this f*cking tool
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That is too accurate - it sends chills down my spine
 
TheSunGod said:
I'm just happy he's finally managed to tell Matt Shaw and Aaron Hall apart (well.. most of the time anyway). Has only taken him about a year. What a numbskull.

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He's mixed them up again tonight.In the 1st qtr Hall was involved in a passage of play where he had about 4 handballs.Each time BT called him "Shaw" :rolleyes:
 
JUBJUB said:
He's mixed them up again tonight.In the 1st qtr Hall was involved in a passage of play where he had about 4 handballs.Each time BT called him "Shaw" :rolleyes:
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I didn't expect him to get it right two weeks in a row because... Well because he's got the eyesight of Mr Magoo and the brains of Forrest Gump.
 

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