Bring on March 20

[The Ewok]

Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness
for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers,
dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.

Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out.

There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation
for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or
just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been
created.

March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blow Job Day."

Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been
created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much
you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town -
the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ.
That's it.

This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blow Job Day will
usher in a new age of love, as men everywhere will try THAT much
harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a
perpetual love machine.

The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a
little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help
bring love and peace to this crazy world..

 

[Captain Sensible]

I thought that they had bought the start of the footy season forward.

For me every day is steak and blowjob day.

 

[Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk]

I guess he will be using the i don't believe in presents excuse for March 20 too then

 

[Bee]

Originally posted by Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk
I guess he will be using the i don't believe in presents excuse for March 20 too then

No, Spidey. This is the time that you tell him you don't believe in presents.

 

[mantis]

Originally posted by Bee
No, Spidey. This is the time that you tell him you don't believe in presents.

AAAAHHHH yes KARMA, don't you love it.