Buck's show tips

[Dogwatcher]

Buck's night tips needed

I've got a buck show coming up on Saturday, November 1.
Just looking for a few tips on how to survive the night, I get the feeling the boys have something planned for me.

You might as well use this thread to tell horror stories to. Go on, tease me you bastids!

 

[grinspoon]

know how you feel mate, ill be 20 on that same day. maybe we will be handcuffed to the same street sign.

 

[Mr X]

Buy a super soaker.

Take a slash in it the whole week leading up to the big night.
The threat of being soaked in stale urine should keep them at bay.

This tactic has worked in the past.

 

[Dogwatcher]

Originally posted by Mr X
Buy a super soaker.

Take a slash in it the whole week leading up to the big night.
The threat of being soaked in stale urine should keep them at bay.

This tactic has worked in the past.

i like it, i like it a lot!

 

[Squeak]

I really hope I remember that piece of golden (pardon the pun) advice in 8-12 years. Great tactic.

 

[Uncle Steve]

Wear boxers, not jockeys - 'coz at some point in the night your pants will likely come off.

...and if they don't come off, then it's not a proper Buck's show

 

[Au_Blue#24]

Originally posted by Dogwatcher
I've got a buck show coming up on Saturday, November 1.
Just looking for a few tips on how to survive the night, I get the feeling the boys have something planned for me.

You might as well use this thread to tell horror stories to. Go on, tease me you bastids!

Mate, prepare yourself for a physically challenging pi$$ drinking, debaucherous night of nights. You must accept any drinking challenges thrown at you ( funnels, shooters, etc )

With my bucks - I knew I was in for some grief. They had me doing a funnel every 30 minutes and copious amounts of shooters. My first vomit was at about 8.30 pm. I was told to perform a task of getting a table of 3 chicks to buy me a drink. It started well, until about 3 minutes into our intimate little convo - I let go of an enormous ralf right at the base of the tables. They were horrified and left quite quickly, but my mates loved it and took lots of photos. It was a special night.

As I said that was about 8.30 - and I finally wound up at about 5am. A mother of all hangovers took my body over for about 4 days, but it was all worth it.

 

[Mooster7]

Cancel the wedding, and you solve two problems at once.

A good trick is to go out with some guys and pretend you are having a bachelor party/buck night. Just pick one of you to be 'the groom' and carry on as if it was real. You'd be surprised at how many people will buy drinks for your party. If the club has a DJ, he'll focus on you all night, because he has a bunch of jokes and gags for such occasions and can't wait to show them off. It makes his job easier & it's more fun for you.

It's also easier to get groups of women to join in your party. Afterall, you are the funnest thing going on. If you're 'the groom' it's hard to pick up. You might think an unscrupulous female would make an offer to give you one last roll in the sack, but I haven't personally heard of any success stories along those lines.

The best thing is to be one of the groomsmen. Stay mostly sober. When in a conversation with the other women in the bar tell them that you are trying to keep the whole thing from getting out of hand. Tell them that you respect the sanctity of marriage, and you are damn sure going to make sure that 'the groom' doesn't do anything stupid. Then, gaze off into the distance, get a glaze in your eye and say, "Gee, someday I'd like to find a woman I can love and take care of like my friend over there. I envy him." I can tell you personally that this lie works just fine.

Peace,

 

[Docker_Brat]

Worst bucks night prank I heard was some dudes strapped the buck to the roof of a car and went through a car wash. Poor bugger was killed.

 

[coxon]

Originally posted by Mr X
Buy a super soaker.

Take a slash in it the whole week leading up to the big night.
The threat of being soaked in stale urine should keep them at bay.

This tactic has worked in the past.

hahahaha... lol..

anyway, first time i've heard it being referred to as 'buck's show' ??

 

[Bakes]

Originally posted by Dogwatcher
I get the feeling the boys have something planned for me.

Do you think?

I heard a story from one of my mates that went to one.
He reckons they cut out holes in a wheelie bin for his arms and legs, padded them put a stool in it and locked him in it for the night. no exceptions.

 

[Peter Baxter]

I've always found strapping someone to the boom gates at a railway crossing entertaining, clothes for the victim are optional. Watching them swing up and down when trains come along is entertainment plus.

 

[Dogwatcher]

Re: Re: Buck's show tips

Originally posted by Bakes
Do you think?

I heard a story from one of my mates that went to one.
He reckons they cut out holes in a wheelie bin for his arms and legs, padded them put a stool in it and locked him in it for the night. no exceptions.

I heard about that one on the weekend.

Hmmmm.....just found out that the location for the show has fallen through - so we're going down the river with a camp fire.
If you hear - Groom tragically killed in River Murray mishap - think of me!

 

[windyhill]

Get locked up.
I did, right on the stroke of 12 midnight, very , very clever.

 

[Guardian Hawk]

Mooster, you're the man! I've read some good stuff that you've written and as fas a blokes advice on chicks you do a pretty good job. I'll be tryin the latest this weekend-if it backfires I'll be after ya!

 

[Dogwatcher]

Originally posted by windyhill
Get locked up.
I did, right on the stroke of 12 midnight, very , very clever.

Good idea. I know all the cops in town - I might be able to set up some sort of a deal with them!! lol

 

[windyhill]

Mate, I got locked up for watching a brawl, just watching. It was all good though , missed the rest of my night, happily !

 

[Hollypig]

Re: Re: Re: Buck's show tips

Originally posted by Dogwatcher
I heard about that one on the weekend.

Hmmmm.....just found out that the location for the show has fallen through - so we're going down the river with a camp fire.
If you hear - Groom tragically killed in River Murray mishap - think of me!

How the hell are the Strippers/Hookers gunna find that address

 

[jerry springer]

Hey im in a predicament as well.i have been put in charge of organizing a buck's party at the end of this month.Im thinking of getting a big room/apartment at the crown casino and hitting melbourne city from there.

as we are all medics attending the party we are intending to strap the groom to a wheelchair and cannulate him with beer.Does anyone have any ideas what else to do or where are good places/pubs in melbourne city area.Or do you know any other apartment in the city area?

 

[Dogwatcher]

****ing hell cannulate him!!!!!!!!
Good luck to him.

Jerry, I'm sure I'll be able to give you some more tips after the weekend. 24 hours to go and counting down.....

 

[jerry springer]

Originally posted by Dogwatcher
****ing hell cannulate him!!!!!!!!
Good luck to him.

Jerry, I'm sure I'll be able to give you some more tips after the weekend. 24 hours to go and counting down.....

mate we have decided it wont be a good bucks party unless one, or all of us end up in the hospital getting our guts pumped, and not rock up to work on the monday and be charged for being "adrift"

 

[Dogwatcher]

Well here's run down on events:

The boys left me realtively alone for a while, allowing me to eat, socialise and catch up with people who had made the effort to travel from Adelaide.
We had a nice camp fire going and the boys were plying me with my two favourite drinks: Coopers Sparkling Ale and gin and dry.
Also some sambucca was going around.
About 10pm, I heard a noise and looked around.
A cage had been moved into position. One of my farmer friends had got hold of the cage which has been used around the local areas for about 30 years.
The cage was moved, with me in it, indelicately under a tree, on which it was winched into place about five metres in the air.
I hung there for around three hours. Had **** like treacle poured all over me. Then it rained and everyone went and sheltered in their cars for a while - leaving me there in the cage.
Kindly, they had placed a small fire under the cage.
About 1am, they then let me down and pushed me closer to the fire.
Then - remembering my fondness for pizza - everyone had brought a pizza topping.
I had all sorts of **** poured on me, including mussels, anchovies and pineapple.
Once the job had been done and I'd had sand kicked all over me. I was released. Cold and smelly.
Thanks boys.
Fairly tame, they could have done a lot worse, but I didn't mind the night. It was all good fun - must admit I couldn't believe when the cage came out though, wasn't expecting that.