Buddy Challenge: Anagrams

[Captain Pump]

Alright all, it's time to start work. Way back when Imperial Purple expressed a desire to see more people get involved with promoting their buddy. Here is your first chance.

In a desperate attempt to alleviate the off-season boredom Part 1 of the Buddy Challenge is upon us. Your mission, type your buddy's name into this website and post the best/funniest/most prophetic anagram that gets spat out.

http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/advanced.html

For the trolls out there, feel free to type in Ben Cousins or any other name you would like to make fun of.

I suggest you set the maximum number of words to 3 for simplicity's sake.

Good luck.


I will start off with my man Darren Rumble....or should I say the "Dermal Burner".
And not only can he set opposition forwards skin on fire, but he can also "Lumbar Render". That's right, The Rumbler can melt a forwards lower back. You heard it hear first.

 

[pinkus maximus]

andrew browne

NAB REDREW WON

sounds prophetic

 

[legitimatic]

Paul Hasleby

A SHAPE BULLY- He bullies an oval shape into doing what he wants?
BALLSY APE UH- He is a very courageous ape?
SLAB PLAY HUE- Enjoys a slab after a game?
HEAL LAY PUBS- Something about the Seaview?
YEAH ALL PUBS- Damn right his pub is better than all other pubs, Yeah, ALL pubs.


Hase has got some rippers.
I win

 

[ImperialPurple]

Pav:

WATCH VITAL HEMP - his advice to Polly when leaving for Richmond

"HAVE PALM TWITCH - must mark ball" - as the ball is coming in

LAVA WHICH TEMPT - he's hot and fast and everyone else wants him

HATCH VALET WIMP - what he said to Big Red after taking this mark:

But my personal fave:
WHAM THAT PELVIC

 

[bushie]

But my personal fave:
WHAM THAT PELVIC

Oh dear, this second in charge Pav buddy thing is going to have its moments isn't it!

 

[dont bowl there]

The best one i have for Warnock is:

NAB CORKER WORT

I view that as him having a "corker" of a NAB cup...and him getting a wort.

BARN WRECK ROOT: That one scares me.
TAB CORN WORKER: He must like a punt.
WRACK BONER ROT: Thats gotta hurt.
WARREN BOCK ROT: Thats the Michael Warren/Nathan Bock disease.

 

[ImperialPurple]

Oh dear, this second in charge Pav buddy thing is going to have its moments isn't it!

Do you have the passion??

 

[inferno66]

For Brett Peake:

BARK TEE PET
PEAK BETTER
EAR BET KEPT
TEA KERB PET
AT BEER KEPT
APE BET TREK

 

[ThePope]

Roger has a few...

AGREED HORNY
A GREEDY HORN
A HERD EN ORGY
A NERD HE ORGY
A RED HEN ORGY
GONAD HEY ERR
AND HERE ORGY
RANDY OGRE EH
and on pay day with the homeboys:
GRAND HERE, YO

And the environmentalists, Roger has dumped the Petrol because it's the
HYDROGEN ERA

And for the tribute for Batmans' Robin
GAY NERD HERO

 

[Borry]

Chris Smith.

SMIRCH THIS

SMIRCH ********

RICH SMITHS

 

[Ripper]

Ryley Dunn


DRYLY EN NU
DRY LYE NUN

 

[ImperialPurple]

No-one's current buddy, but everyone's former fave Freo player:

A RETOUCH WEEVILS

ACE TRUELOVE WISH

ACE ELUSIVE WORTH

EVACUEES HO TWIRL

ACHIEVES RULE WOT

CREATIVE WOE LUSH

REACTIVE WHOLE US

CLEAVER WISE THOU

EACH WEEVILS ROUT

EACH LUSTIER WOVE

ARCHIVE WEE LOTUS

TEACH LEISURE VOW

ACTIVE WHOLE RUSE

CAROUSEL THE VIEW

CLAUSE OTHER VIEW

RIVAL TOUCHES WEE

VALOUR CHEESE WIT

OUTLAW VICES HERE

OVAL SECURE WHITE

AWOL CURE THIEVES

TALUS VOICE WHERE

LAW TOUCHE REVISE

WART ECHO ELUSIVE

WAR OUCH TELEVISE

TWAS OUCH RELIEVE



He was all this and more. He was the one and only.... Clive!!

 

[Freo Big Fella]

Andrew Foster

A NERD FRETS OW- ???

FEATS DOWN ERR - "Feats down here?"

EARN WORD FEST - Refers to media hype after his stunning 2008 debut, notching up 33 disposals and a couple of goals.

 

[bfff]

Shane Parker

EARNS AH PERK

Well he probably deserves some after all the years he's played for the club

 

[ImperialPurple]

Some former players - guess who!

1. A HUSTLED RUMP

2. ANAL BY DINED

3. TEAM BUT THROWN

4. BROWNED FERN SET

5. A DOPIER MILLSTONE

6. RADAR CHIEF LENT

7. TARDY MOON

8. HENNA JOY SNOT

9. TACKLED TIKE

10. GEEKS HURL TINNY

 

[Captain Pump]

Some former players - guess who!

1. A HUSTLED RUMP - paul medhurst

2. ANAL BY DINED - daniel bandy

3. TEAM BUT THROWN - ????

4. BROWNED FERN SET - Brendon fewster

5. A DOPIER MILLSTONE - daniel metropolis

6. RADAR CHIEF LENT - Adrian Fletcher

7. TARDY MOON - tony modra

8. HENNA JOY SNOT - anthony jones

9. TACKLED TIKE - Dale Kickett

10. GEEKS HURL TINNY - Kingsley hunter

so close...

 

[ImperialPurple]

Very good Capt Pump....

The missing link is Matthew Burton.




Don't you just love the Daniel Metropolis one!!

 

[surfsup]

Roger has a few...

AGREED HORNY
A GREEDY HORN
A HERD EN ORGY
A NERD HE ORGY
A RED HEN ORGY
GONAD HEY ERR
AND HERE ORGY
RANDY OGRE EH
and on pay day with the homeboys:
GRAND HERE, YO

And the environmentalists, Roger has dumped the Petrol because it's the
HYDROGEN ERA

And for the tribute for Batmans' Robin
GAY NERD HERO

Aww, get your own buddy!!!

Umm..sorry... get your own buddy, your holiness.

 

[dugrene]

Michael Johnson.

CHAOS EM JOHN NIL
LA INCH ME JOSH NO
AN CHIN MOLE JOSH
NINJA LOCHS ME OH
Too many to pick from.

Now i'll try my name. TASK BIN BY HER. Yep sounds about right. So much for my cooking.

 

[Captain Pump]

Very good Capt Pump....

The missing link is Matthew Burton.




Don't you just love the Daniel Metropolis one!!

I didnt even have to work out the metro one...who else fits that! Dopey fool that he was.

Can't believe I missed Spider. I even got the Matthew part. For shame.

I like to think that Kicketty's one is referring to Phil Read.

 

[ImperialPurple]

I

I like to think that Kicketty's one is referring to Phil Read.

but "SMASHED A STUPID NOB" isn't an anagram of Dale Kickett...

 

[stylor]

Well my Buddy's asking:

TART RANCH SIR ??

Is there one in Perth or is this something he's missing from his old Collingwood days?

And if he was out on the town with Benny from down the road he'd be saying something like:

TART CAN SHIRR ??

 

[ImperialPurple]

Well my Buddy's asking:

TART RANCH SIR ??

Is there one in Perth or is this something he's missing from his old Collingwood days?

And if he was out on the town with Benny from down the road he'd be saying something like:

TART CAN SHIRR ??

Well... there is one directly opposite Pav and Hase's pub!!

Barman: Last drinks folks...
Taz: Crap - c'mon boys, let's hit Metros.
Capt Pav: Taz, you know me as a sensible, fine, intelligent, upstanding footballer and human being. You don't need to put yourself in a position where you may attract that sort of trouble and attention. There's a nice place you might like, just across the road from my fine establishment.
Taz: Yeah - what's it got - sex, drugs, booze, rock'n'roll, chicks?
Pav: It's a TART RANCH, SIR. I'm sure you will enjoy your visit. See you at training at 9am sharp.

 

[bushie]

There is categorically no tarts on my ranch at all!!!!!



Unfortunately

 

[Reveler]

Hurry my Nap?