Autopsy Bulldogs win a heart stopper vs Eagles

[bobs head soup]

I don’t want Bruce dropped. He is the most entertaining player. You never know what’s going to happen next. I reckon he downs a couple of stiff Jack Daniels before each quarter.

Great description. Was wracking my brain thinking that this description really reminds me of a player from yesteryear, then it hit me - Trent Bartlett.

 

[Triple Baileys]

Billy is a poor man's Johnny Knoxville, Bruce is more in the rich tradition of Chaplin, Keaton and Laurel & Hardy

LOL I can't wait for his next outing. But it would be great if he could be paired up with Gowers in the forward line. That would be like a matinee double header. Season 1 of Jackass followed by The Great Dictator. I'll be looking out for Bruce to do zeigheil flings at the ball and carpet munching tantrums when it eludes his grasp.