Bumper Stickers...

[Shermanator]

I'm not sure if this thread has been done before.

I was out and about this morning and I noticed a little beetle VW with a bumper sticker that read "If you wan't more grunt - root a pig!" I thought that was a bit of humour.

Another was "Money stinks! - but I love the smell!!"

Any more funny one's out there in BF land?

 

[BomberBoy]

This one would of been seen before but i still love it...

"If your not a haemerroid get off my arse"

 

[mantis]

Well I posted mine last time we had a BS thread, but there are some newbies who mightn't have seen it.

"The only reason some people are alive, is because it's illegal to shoot them".
"Jesus is coming, so you better get off your arses & get back to work".

 

[rickster]

re:

"I like stickers and I vote"

cheers

 

[Nic]

Not very nice, but "save a whale - harpoon a fat chick"

 

[Stucey]

Do not overtake overturning vehicle.....

 

[*miss_magpie*]

IF YOU WANNA GET LAID
crawl up a chickens ass and wait

 

[Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk]

I got one that says 100% Footy **** and it's in bright Barbie pink and has a lil pink Spider next to it!

 

[Joe Mama]

There's two on my ute which a lot of people like.

1. If I wanted a bitch, i'd buy a dog
2. FARCANAL .

 

[The Hippie]

Cat - the other white meat.

 

[BomberBoy]

OH heres another i saw

I Vote and I Fish and I fish and I fish and I fish and I fish......

 

[JUBJUB]

"If you get any closer,I'll flick this piece of snot on your windscreen"

 

[jefffff34]

stickers

'91 Grand Final

WEST COAST ****ERS

 

[Bee]

$hit doesn't just happen - Arseholes cause it!

And one that I saw down in Hobart. Not a very nice one though:

No fat chicks. Shoot 'em, don't root em.

 

[Bloodstained Angel]

On the back of my car :

Classic not Plastic

Sydney Swans

Are we there yet ? (featuring a picture of the Simpsons sitting in their car)

cheers

 

[xBinny]

I have a sticker saying:
"MY attitude is YOUR problem"
Though it hasn't actually made it onto the back of my car yet, I got it made about 3 months ago.
And I've got a stubby holder to match it, so it's all good!

My old one that I gave a friend (because it also never made it onto my car) was:
"51% sweetheart, 49% b**ch. Don't push it!"

 

[Stealth bomber]

"I'd rather be driving a Titleist." (This one's on my car)
"If you get any closer, I'll fart."
"It's floored."
"Proud parents of a 'D' student."
"My kid can kick your honor student's ass".
"WARNING: Driver of this vehicle just doesn't give a sh*t anymore."
"Save gas. Fart in a bottle."
"0-60 in 10 minutes."
"I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting."
"No, this is it. I don't have another car." (A play on those "My other car is a _____" ones)

 

[Blues_Brat]

"I wish I had an Oakley sticker like all those other w@nkers"

"I barrack for 2 teams - the Dockers and whoever is playing the Eagles"

I used to put Port Power stickers on my mum's car (she's a Crows supporter), just for a laugh.

 

[dee_girl9]

ok well i just saw one on a car and i almost drove into a tree, but it said "Well dip me in honey and feed me to the lesbians." LOL

and there r heaps of stickers from B&S balls like

I found a good breed and planted my seed - Studmasters 2001

and ill post more when my bro gets home and i can look at his car. LOL

 

[dee_girl9]

Originally posted by Blues_Brat


I ues to put Port Power stickers on my mum's car (she's a Crows supporter), just for a laugh.

LOL my folks are Adelaide supporters and i have melbourne stickers all over my car. LOL......and it hasnt been scratched once.

 

[Mr Eagle]

"You Are Sick, Perverted And Twisted...I Like That In A Person"

 

[GoEagles]

"If you can see this sticker, then where the <bleep> is my caravan?"

 

[CJ]

"Yuck Fou"