Society & Culture C**kblocking stories

[Illinois Nazi]

my mates did decide it would be a great idea to get their paparazzi on and text bomb me while I was hooking up Saturday...

You are aware that just because somebody sends you a text it doesn't mean you have to instantly stop what you're doing and read it?

 

[WALL-e]

You are aware that just because somebody sends you a text it doesn't mean you have to instantly stop what you're doing and read it?

When you get 24, you may glance at it.

 

[DK#8]

When you get 24, you may glance at it.

24? Those crazy mother ****ers

 

[dr0ne]

Me and this chick were in my room, and my roommate comes around like an hour later because he wanted to use my computer (it was better than his) to play wow....

 

[Illinois Nazi]

Me and this chick were in my room, and my roommate comes around like an hour later because he wanted to use my computer (it was better than his) to play wow....

You should have been well and truly finished by then!

 

[Dazb86]

Stayed at a very small backpackers for schoolies (only about 6 or so rooms). Our room was all guys and I was on V-plates at the time. Every group staying at the backpackers became mates for the week. Naturally, we all got shitfaced together as well. Ended up taking one of the girls staying there back to our room one night. Things were going very well until one mate decided it would be "funny" to spy on us (****ing dweeb). He'd constantly open the bedroom door, yell out shit, etc, and then he decided he wanted to go to bed. Girl I was with gave her roomkeys to him and told him that he could take a nap in her bed (A couple of people had already crashed in there, hence why we didn't move). He was adamant that he wanted to sleep in his own bed though... w***er. She then cracked the shits and left. My mate pissed himself and thought it was the funniest thing ever.

He's such a good bloke but the second he gets on the piss and other people start to get in on some action he can't help but cockblock (he's not bad now though). We went out about a month later with a different group of girls we'd met down at schoolies. One of the girls was interested in myself (I was keen on her too) and we spent a fair bit of time talking together at pre's and on the way to the club. Mate decides he wants her instead and would physically, but subtley, push me out of the way when I was walking next to her. He's the ultimate cockblock.

No offence dude it seems half the problem lies with you. Should have just told him to **** off. Girl would have respected you for it also.