Can't touch this

[LonieMK2]

No Moore No Treloar Dunn Howe Elliott Wells Scharneberg Reid Goldsack

and no worries... who needs a backline like this?

Murray Dunn Scharenberg
Appleby Howe/Reid Goldsack

when you can't touch our forwardline

Thomas Mihocek Hoskin-Elliott
De Goey Cox Stephenson/Varcoe

Now sing the song bitches!

 

[chefmeister]

Pies with only the 6th best % the 8.

 

[LonieMK2]

Pies with only the 6th best % the 8.

So you recruited Dean (the weapon) Robinson who was in daily contact with Stephen Dank in late 2006

Remind when your run started again?


Oh and win some flags Jethro... you aint even double figures like shitmond

 

[LonieMK2]

I don't hear you singing bitch... poor bastard is stuck in the snow and this is his only life

 

[chefmeister]

So you recruited Dean (the weapon) Robinson who was in daily contact with Stephen Dank in late 2006

Yeah was a nice guy actually. Really improved my PB on the DL once he corrected my technique.

Remind when your run started again?

1878. Ah what a year, I remember it so well as it kickstarted the first of our 3peats.

Oh and win some flags Jethro... you aint even double figures like shitmond

Yeah we’ve only been able to win 4 from the 5 GF’s we’ve played you.
I know I know, it means we only beat Collingwood 80% of the time when it matters. ‘Tis a shabby strike rate in anyone’s book.

 

[chefmeister]

I don't hear you singing bitch... poor bastard is stuck in the snow and this is his only life

Says the guy on at 3:30am AEST.

 

[LonieMK2]

Yeah was a nice guy actually. Really improved my PB on the DL once he corrected my technique.

1878. Ah what a year, I remember it so well as it kickstarted the first of our 3peats.

Yeah we’ve only been able to win 4 from the 5 GF’s we’ve played you.
I know I know, it means we only beat Collingwood 80% of the time when it matters. ‘Tis a shabby strike rate in anyone’s book.

I watched you lose 5 Grand Finals before you 'supplemented' your training program, hilarious stuff

and just remind Jethro... how many flags you got?

because we got a lot

 

[LonieMK2]

Says the guy coming home after getting laid at 3:30am AEST.

Fixed that for you

 

[chefmeister]

I watched you lose 5 Grand Finals before you 'supplemented' your training program, hilarious stuff

Always amuses me when Collyflogs start pointing fingers about losing grand finals.

 

[LonieMK2]

Always amuses me when Collyflogs start pointing fingers about losing grand finals.

5, count em 5.. in like just 20 years, it was frickin hilarious

Oh and we have 15 flags... AND YOU?

 

[LonieMK2]

Hey speaking of drugs

 

[LonieMK2]

Always amuses me when Collyflogs start pointing fingers about losing grand finals.

We play a Grand Final every 2.8 years on average, we win a lot we lose a lot, you disappear for 44 years when you aren't taking drugs

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Also can't beat any Top 6 sides.

 

[LonieMK2]

All together now

 

[chefmeister]

Also can't beat any Top 6 sides.

Can’t even beat the 8th side.

 

[LonieMK2]

Can’t even beat the 8th side.

Hey Jethro, you're 7th historically you backwater minnow

 

[LonieMK2]

Aaaaaaaaahahahahaha Shitmond are 9th

 

[LonieMK2]

Look upon our magnificence and be astonished!!

15 flags including the highly prized 1st ever AFL premiership
More records than any other club including the unbeatable 4 flags in a row by The Machine Team of 1927,28,29 & 30

Highest win rate of any club
Won more games than any other club
Won more finals than any other club
Headed the premiership table for 60 years, longer than the other 17 clubs put together
More hall of fame inductees than any other club
Highest attendances of any club
Most famous club in Australia




The common denominator is the only true powerhouse of the league... only two clubs have 1 more flag than us and they are the greatest cheats of all time, salary cap and supplements... we are simply the greatest, the Ali, the Don... the machine!

 

[LonieMK2]

Hands up everyone that's won 4 in a row




Yeah that's what I thought bitches

 

[NetworkNerd]

Isnt this that Robbo guy that always joins, posts that all time list pic that ends in 2010 then gets banned within a day?

 

[LonieMK2]

Isnt this that Robbo guy that always joins, posts that all time list pic that ends in 2010 then gets banned within a day?

Don't be ridiculous, I'm not that charming and handsome

 

[LonieMK2]

Should probably stop eating Muzza's brownie's now Grundog

 

[chefmeister]

Isnt this that Robbo guy that always joins, posts that all time list pic that ends in 2010 then gets banned within a day?

Yeah, always starts writing cheques his arse can’t cash around late August and then suddenly disappears pretty early in September if not before.

Just like Collingwood really.

 

[LonieMK2]

Yeah, always starts writing cheques his arse can’t cash around late August and then suddenly disappears pretty early in September if not before.

Just like Collingwood really.

Says the loser with no other life than this place for YEARS AND YEARS... oh and your shit backwater club lost 5 Grand Finals in 20 years and you don't even have 10 flags you minnows


Will you be going to bed soon so you can sleep all day and do this shit all night again like you've been doing for YEARS AND YEARS?

Sad bastard

 

[chefmeister]

Right on cue.