Car tow

[Cuzz09]

Someone has parked across my driveway.

What can I do? #legally

(Obviously they'll be gone soon but yeah ideas for next time/others)

 

[Doc_]

Tip some brake fluid on it.
That will stop them.

It seriously stuffs up paint too.

 

[Allikat]

You can call the council and get someone out to fine them. That's about it.

 

[Billy ray]

DO you own a forklift?
Buy a forklift.


Seriously thats shit. Call council

 

[TheWoodenSlug]

Probably better off going the illegal route, tbh.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Legally? Nothing. Call the council, who may or may not make it to your place in the next week to issue a fine.

 

[Plugger35]

 

[Off The Couch]

Clamp it




Council is best option

 

[SwampCreature]

Shit on the bonnet

 

[brahj]

Leave a passive aggressive note on their windshield.

Don't use it to wipe after you shit on the bonnet.

 

[kickazz]

Call the cops, they can look up the owner and at least ask them to move it.

 

[HairyO]

Decorate it in Hawthorn colours.

You know. Cover it in poo and wee.

 

[Power Raid]

 

[ioppolo]

Key an explicit word on the side

 

[Procrastinator35]

 

[kickazz]

Put dog shit under the door handles

 

[Frank Bunn]

Kway Teow
Flat rice noodles with pork, shrimp, egg, bean shoots & spring onions, tossed in a rich dark soy sauce.