Cartoons: What happened to them?

[Jabso]

BUGS:
(to Elmer Fudd)
Okay doc, do you want to shoot me now or wait til you get home

DAFFY:
(Excitedly jumping up and down)
SHOOT HIM NOW! SHOOT HIM NOW!

BUGS:
You keep out of this, he doesn't have to shoot you now.

DAFFY:
YES HE DOES HAVE TO SHOOT ME NOW!

(Stamping his foot)

I DEMAND THAT HE SHOOTS ME NOW!

BANG! (Elmer Fudd shoots Daffy Duck in the Face)

Daffy collects his blackened beak from the ground and walks menacingly up to Bugs Bunny.

DAFFY:
Let's run through that again!

BUGS:
(to Elmer Fudd)
Okay doc . . . do you want to shoot me now or wait til you get home

DAFFY:
Shoot him now, shoot him now.

BUGS:
You keep out of this, he doesn't have to shoot you now.

DAFFY:
AHH HAHHH!

. . . . . It's not "he doesn't have to shoot you now", it's "he doesn't have to shoot me now". . .

WELL I SAY HE DOES HAVE TO SHOOT ME NOW!

(turns to Elmer Fudd) SO SHOOT ME NOW!!

BANG! (Elmer Fudd again shoots Daffy Duck in the Face)

Thank you to your submission to the Censorship Department of this TV Network.

We would like you to make the following changes to this episode:

- Remove all references to shooting
- Remove all guns
- Remove any ill-feelings between characters
- Remove any hunting references
- We noticed Bugs Bunny likes eating carrots, please use the opportunity to teach children about eating fresh vegetables

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