Chad "The Lisp" Cornes - Reason's why he is AFL's Biggest FLOG

The Captain · Apr 2, 2009

1) He abuses Lovett for telling the truth
2) He ducks his head when Fev is coming, and then goes on TV to deny it when the footage is blatent
3) His speaks with a ****y lisp
4) Like Maxwell, he thinks he is tough

... add your reasons

tribey · Apr 2, 2009

The Captain said:
1) He abuses Lovett for telling the truth

When did he 'abuse' Lovett? Lowest common denominator stuff this. You either don't know what he said or you have the comprehension skills of a six-year old.

2) He ducks his head when Fev is coming, and then goes on TV to deny it when the footage is blatent

It was inconclusive as to whether or not Fev actually made contact to his head. It certainly wasn't the dive popular lore had it as.

3) His speaks with a ****y lisp

Got your entire list's vocal chords on file, have you? Let's compare.

4) Like Maxwell, he thinks he is tough

Only player in the league since 2000 to be top-5 for career contested marks (#3) and contested possessions (#5).

He is the antithesis of soft. But then you've spent so long in the basement you've probably forgotten what a good, hard, committed, fearless footballer looks like.

xamol · Apr 2, 2009

Good player.

Bigger tosser though. He should just STFU on issues that have nothing to do with him!!

One of the bigger mouths going around

Power King · Apr 2, 2009

The Captain said:
2) He ducks his head when Fev is coming, and then goes on TV to deny it when the footage is blatent

^You can't be this stupid, surely.

I think it was dyertribe that made a post with actual video footage dispelling this sentence which is simply stupid.

dyertribe said:
Only player in the league since 2000 to be top-5 for career contested marks (#3) and contested possessions (#5).

He is the antithesis of soft. But then you've spent so long in the basement you've probably forgotten what a good, hard, committed, fearless footballer looks like.

Fact > Fiction.

End the thread now, it's over.

Jamie007 · Apr 2, 2009

He should be praised for bagging Lovett.. :thumbsu:

upanddown · Apr 2, 2009

He will duck his head in contest soon

anubis · Apr 3, 2009

So he should have bagged Lovett, what Lovett did shows what a squibb he is.Atleast we know what will happen now if his mrs bumps him in the back when he aint belting her up.

As for him and Maxwell thinking they are tough. Waite can well and truely be removed from that group. After rolling around like a soccer player and having to leave the ground after being hit by Tambling the terrible.Waite needs to stand on the same side of the fence as Lovett off the ground the sooks.

Power King · Apr 3, 2009

upanddown said:
He will duck his head in contest soon

The only time Cornes has ever moved his head out of the way was when he had his eyes on the ball, and fevola had his eye on cornes, and fevola ran at him at steamtrain speed to take him out by jumping in the air with his arm and elbow pointed out toward cornes head.

One of too many examples to remember:
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and he got straight back up.

anubis · Apr 3, 2009

rainman06 said:
Shutup

That's what Lovett should have done instead of sqealing like a pig. :thumbsu:

lewigie · Apr 3, 2009

That didn't even hit him in the head?

icrow32 · Apr 3, 2009

dyertribe said:
When did he 'abuse' Lovett? Lowest common denominator stuff this. You either don't know what he said or you have the comprehension skills of a six-year old.

It was inconclusive as to whether or not Fev actually made contact to his head. It certainly wasn't the dive popular lore had it as.

He is the antithesis of soft. But then you've spent so long in the basement you've probably forgotten what a good, hard, committed, fearless footballer looks like.

You must be watching the wrong footage, the Toots footage clearly shows The Chad going in 1 handed and coming off second bets. This soft act will stick with him for the rest of his life. Chad will be defined as the goose stepping big mouthed squib.

tcwaters · Apr 3, 2009

Chad's a ****ing gun.

AxelFoley · Apr 3, 2009

anubis said:
That's what Lovett should have done instead of sqealing like a pig.

Exactly what all Collingwood supporters/coach/pres did after that massive free kick deficiency on Saturday :thumbsu:

FFS I cant understand WTF Lovett was meant to do??? He got hit from behind when play was stopped and gave evidence accordingly.

Have a cry Cornes you w***er, I cant wait til we play Port Adelaide again either!

Toots Hibbert · Apr 3, 2009

icrow32 said:
You must be watching the wrong footage, the Toots footage clearly shows The Chad going in 1 handed and coming off second bets. This soft act will stick with him for the rest of his life. Chad will be defined as the goose stepping big mouthed squib.

A West Coast supporter quite rightly told you to reproduce those comments in court to prove you were not guilty by virtue of insanity.

One player was going to the ball in that incident. Cornes was that player. He got the ball then attempted to spin out of trouble in the shape of Fev who had taken the easy option and hung back waiting to make a big hit. Fev's jumped up to make contact with Cornes head and you can see in the first pic he's done just that.

Following that is the entire sequence of play:-

As DT pointed out Chad Cornes is one of the highest winners of contested ball in the league. In addition he's got a great record of playing through pain which includes coming back on the ground and playing for a quarter and a half with a cracked bone in his lower leg (the fibula), playing for several weeks with a broken finger, and playing on until close to the point of collapse with a punctured lung against the Bulldogs a few years back. This guy is one the toughest team players you will find in the league.

anubis · Apr 3, 2009

AxelFoley#5 said:
Exactly what all Collingwood supporters/coach/pres did after that massive free kick deficiency on Saturday

Thats because the umpires had a large effect on the outcome of a game.Something Essendon won't have to worry about due to them not even coming close to winning a game.

There are 25000 Sydney members laughing now they never got a girl like Lovett up there. They are a hard tough team he would never get another game up there if he did that with Roos. But i guess knights is the coach need i say more.

tazhawk · Apr 3, 2009

Lovett is a dobbing Essenscum Flog.

Cornes is right up there with Tredrea as the biggest Flog in the AFL.

I call it a nil all draw.

Leather Poisoning · Apr 3, 2009

anubis said:
Thats because the umpires had a large effect on the outcome of a game.Something Essendon won't have to worry about due to them not even coming close to winning a game.

There are 25000 Sydney members laughing now they never got a girl like Lovett up there. They are a hard tough team he would never get another game up there if he did that with Roos. But i guess knights is the coach need i say more.

Yet they picked up a hard man like Rhys Shaw?

Docker Clint · Apr 3, 2009

Waah waaah waah, he dobbed, we're gonna get him behind the bike sheds later on.

Geoffa32 · Apr 3, 2009

I am sure most Tealsters cringe when he speaks, as it generally backfires on him.......

Where is D_One, I would have thought he would be here to accuse the OP of being a Crowie in disguise.

Bomberlicious · Apr 3, 2009

Leather Poisoning said:
Yet they picked up a hard man like Rhys Shaw?

They are one boundary rider short now Tadgh's gone home...

Coopers · Apr 3, 2009

The Captain said:
4) Like Maxwell, he thinks he is tough

I'm an Adelaide supporter, and even I think you went too far with that one.

Damp Squarie · Apr 3, 2009

dyertribe said:
He is the antithesis of soft. But then you've spent so long in the basement you've probably forgotten what a good, hard, committed, fearless footballer looks like.

Nice retort as always DT

But seriously,his remarks about Lovett would have firmed up everyones belief that he's a smug prick. Lets face it, even three years ago when you batted for the good team you would have thought the same.
No one doubts his football ability, its his punchable demeanour we laugh at.

manureid · Apr 3, 2009

Well the footage proves what a flog the OP is. So his only basis that Cornes was soft is the evidence of Fevola. Wow, great bloke to take the word of. Fevola, I am not even sure i can PMSL enough at that thought!

Beckers · Apr 3, 2009

The Captain said:
1) He abuses Lovett for telling the truth
2) He ducks his head when Fev is coming, and then goes on TV to deny it when the footage is blatent
3) His speaks with a ****y lisp
4) Like Maxwell, he thinks he is tough

... add your reasons

You think you could take on Chad Cornes?? Yeah right Keyboard HERO

Schulzenfest · Apr 3, 2009

AxelFoley#5 said:
Have a cry Cornes you w***er, I cant wait til we play Port Adelaide again either!

You like being our bitches do you?

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