Win Prizes Colin Sylvia's been busy stealing credit card details to pay for sex.

Aside from t***ies & Gambling, what else would Colin Sylvia spend stolen cash on?

  • Anything he can snort, inhale, inject or swallow.

  • Surveillance gear, since he admitted in court to filming & spying on his ex.

  • Consultancy fees to Tonya Harding, for advice on paying back Ross Lyon for sacking him.

  • Pav's Superman cape, having already fallen from a balcony while off his nut & fracturing his neck.

  • Duct tape & chloroform, for the next time his GF starts yelling when he assaults her in public.

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Why would women sleep with him for free after I've set the gold standard for men where I have.

I'd find it more surprising if they didn't charge him. It's not as though people like me don't exist and women don't know it.
 
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