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Most people have a fair bit of it. It seems to be a necessary characteristic however, to have very little in order to play for Richmond. Tuck's is non existant, McMahon's is similar, and on occasions King seems to have negative amounts if possible. Even our smart players seem to feel a need to do ridiculously stupid things, ie Lids, streaming through the centre in the last, with 4 or 5 runners alongside him. So what does he do? Kick long to Foley against 3 of course.

Or at some stage in the second quarter. Can't really remember any of the players involved, but Adelaide got a free in the centre (huge surprise), and went long to a player standing by himself 45 out from goal. Now when I say standing by himself, I mean nobody within 10 metres of him, but 3 Richmond players standing in a semi circle around him by themselves on the edge of that 10 metre arc.

And one thing that shits me the most. Ok, these guys are AFL players, yet they can't figure it out, while I'm sure 80% of people on this board could: when you have a teammate alongside you, and you are running towards a single opponent, WAIT until you are near that opponent before handpassing. Don't ____ing do a Tuck and handpass to them when you're still 5 metres away from that opponent, so by the time they stop and grab your handpass which went behind them, start running again, and look up, the opponent is right there. WAIT, DRAW THE ____ING PLAYER.

Also players like Newman and Tivendale, you can kick the ball a long way boys. I'm not sure if they've figured that out yet. When you're 50 out Newy, don't kick 20 metres to a contest. HAVE A SHOT. And Tivers mate, not that you will necessarily need to know this because you will possibly never play for this club again, but when you are 50 out, you can make the distance easily. You don't need to dummy onto your non-existant right foot to gain an extra 5 metres.

The umps could try showing a bit of it too. Who the ____ is number 20 and why is he not umpiring Tackers?
 
Mc Mahon's just lazy and soft ...if Tuck's a halfwit , then King's an absolute quarterwit...Deledio's has smarts but that dopey kick to Foley proves that stupidity is unfortunately contageous and when combined with a lack of confidence spreads through a team like a bushfire....one feeds of the other I 'spose...still even Jake's smarter than any umpire that was out there today...if Moore & Newman don't go out and flatten every bloke they see in a green shirt tonight than they're better men then most...:mad:
 
A 4th game superstar made the older players look ordinary. Look, even the other duds rubbed onto Cotchin and he made silly decisions, but I'll forgive him for that. He did 10x more than his mistakes
 
Yes, on a positive note, Cotchin is unbelievable. I couldn't believe it out on the members side when he ran out of that pack of about 10 people. Weaved through about 4 or 5 in the tightest of traffic.
 

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I thought of another thing. This one lots of teams do though.

So you take a mark 45 out. You're not sure whether or not you'll have a shot from 50, because it's right on your distance. You slowly wander back 10 or 15 metres, so you are now 55-60 out from goal. Then you see an option, often an option which you aren't even a certainty to hit, and you go to them. This option is 15 metres away. The players seem to think they have gotten a fair bit closer to goal, but in reality they have moved forward 5 metres at the most, and often only 2 or 3.
How can a footballer be so clueless about football?
 
I hated when especially when players actually handpass it to a player who has an opposition player RIGHT beside them. Deledio did it to Tambling and I nearly called it quits right then and there.
 
Thought of another thing that lots of players from lots of clubs do.

When running towards goal and a player has 20 metres space in front of them, or even an open goal to run into, they have the shot from 20-30 metres further back from where they could. Why?
 
I think they failed that subject in last years Wallace inspired "Tiger University" preseason classes.

Other subjects they failed included:

Kicking
Handballing
Tackling
Shepharding
Attacking
Defending

Supposedly the only class they passed was paper plane making.
 
I think they failed that subject in last years Wallace inspired "Tiger University" preseason classes.

Other subjects they failed included:

Kicking
Handballing
Tackling
Shepharding
Attacking
Defending

Supposedly the only class they passed was paper plane making.

Nope, they failed that class as well. All the paper planes nose dived after showing small glimpses of progress. Seems to be a design flaw.
 

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