Backfire Conca Vs. Heppell: Revisited

[ReaperX]

Reece Conca:

Pros:

1 - Good football brain.
2 - Hard at the ball.
3 - Great kicking ability.
4 - Not a drug cheat.

Cons:

1 - Takes a cheap shot now and again at GWS flogs (actually this could almost be considered a Pro )
2 - He's a ranga.

VS.

Dyson Herpes Heppell:

Pros:

1 - .............................. I'd say he's an alright midfielder, but the fact that he's a confirmed drug cheat makes me question whether we've even seen the REAL Dyson as yet.

Cons:

1 - Has a shit haircut.
2 - Is a shit bloke.
3 - Is a drug cheat.
4 - Bit of a flog.
5 - Is way too sensitive about shitty, abstract art that he owns, and whinges when it's rightly destroyed like the piece of shit that it is.
5 - Refuses to play footy without trying to get an illegal edge on his competition.
6 - Deplorable haircut.
7 - Did I mention he's a confirmed drug cheat?

Discuss away!

 

[Good_Old]

k

 

[JoseMourinho]

I still choose Goldilocks.

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

Conca looks a bit fat.

 

[ReaperX]

Conca looks a bit fat.

I'm sure Dyson will fatten up considerably while on his 12 months holiday!

 

[Good_Old]

I'm sure Dyson will fatten up considerably while on his 12 months holiday!

Never know, could get on the Collingwood steaks.

 

[T2B_]

I'm just glad we get a nice 12 months of not having to see Sidesteppell's ridiculous hair or smug silly face.

 

[Bender_]

Conca needs his Nonna's chilli muscles in his pros.

 

[NorthernLights]

Heppell was always overrated. Not many softer players in the league, absolute fairy.

 

[balmainforever]

Heppell was always overrated. Not many softer players in the league, absolute fairy.

fits in so nicely at Essendon though.

 

[DrEvil_]

Reece Conca:

Cons:

3 - Plays for Richmond (would be a pro if takes up career in comedy)

 

[TwentyNine]

Conca is hard at the ball? Or can kick? Or has a good football brain? The pros column isn't worth much when it's 75% lies.

I'd take Heppell over Conca in the sense that I would take being a man down over Conca.

 

[DapperJong]

Firstly, wtf.

Secondly, Conca may play the same amount of AFL games as Hep this year.

 

[ReaperX]

Firstly, wtf.

Secondly, Conca may play the same amount of AFL games as Hep this year.

Look bertha, calm down alright!

Jus becoz Dyson Herpes iz now a... how u say... "a legally confirmed drug cheat and all-round terrible human being", it does nort mean u have to make like a STYOOOBID wit me, ok?!

 

[DapperJong]

calm down

a STYOOOBID wit me, ok?!

 

[ReaperX]

DON'T MAKE LIKA-A STYOOBID!

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRN'T DO IT.

 

[BigJoeD_]

I didn't think it was possible to fail at trolling EFC over the past couple of days - but lo and behold, here we are.

Reece Conca, lol

 

[RAPPA]

You can't play the ethical card - Conca hits players from behind in the head.

 

[Elite Master]

Heppell is a drug cheat, Conca is a thug circa the 70's and 80's.

 

[Jobe Watson]

Sad that the only way these two are comparable on-field is if Heppell takes a year off to help little Reece catch up.

 

[Vikingblood]

I'm with the Essendon flogs on this one. I'd rather have a suspended Heppell than a fully fit available Conker.

 

[David Schwarz]

Rihcmond fans wish Conca was suspended for 12 months

 

[Tiger2709]

Reece Conca:

Cons:

3 - Plays for Richmond (would be a pro if takes up career in comedy)

Ah that often seen Hawthorn fear of Richmond showing through again, keep it up, cant wait to get your mob in a final, might be one we can actually win.

 

[Doss]

I didn't think it was possible to fail at trolling EFC over the past couple of days - but lo and behold, here we are.

Reece Conca, lol

He's done the impossible.

 

[Tiger2709]

Sad that the only way these two are comparable on-field is if Heppell takes a year off to help little Reece catch up.

Heppell is not taking a year off, he is a convicted drug cheat, suspended for a year, which I might add is probably less than the time Conca has missed through injury.

Any outstanding performances by Heppell over the last year or two can now be put down to illegal supplements use, be interesting how good/bad he is after a year off and no drugs to improve training ability.