Cossie is back you ********ers

[Gets!]

108* off 136 balls.

Including 21 fours.

At a strike rate of 77.

Here comes the great man!!!

 

[Squizza]

Bout ********ing time, has way too much talent to waste.

 

[RoosterLad]

GET IN LADS GET IN! what a ton
he will make the world cup squad
bookmark it

 

[Squizza]

GET IN LADS GET IN! what a ton
he will make the world cup squad
bookmark it

The 2007 World Cup Squad?

 

[Gets!]

Cossie out for 109.

Well done Cossie!!!

 

[eddiesmith]

Typical of a bloke playing for himself, gets the hundred and gets out

 

[Squizza]

Cossie out for 109.

Well done Cossie!!!

Congratulations on jinxing him.

 

[topdon]

Should really lose some weight if he has aspirations of playing for Australia, especially in the one-day squad. Yes he is in-form with the bat, but in the modern day Australian one-day team you have to have another string to your bow. Fielding would be a major consideration.

 

[likka]

6 players were required to carry him back into the rooms on a large piece of damp canvas.

He is currently being dilligently kept wet by marine scientists with buckets of water... and a KFC giant bucket.

 

[RoosterLad]

6 players were required to carry him back into the rooms on a large piece of damp canvas.

He is currently being dilligently kept wet by marine scientists with buckets of water... and a KFC giant bucket.

Cosgrove Friday ton count: 1
likka Friday ton count: 0

therefore i believe Cosgrove >>>>>>>>>> bucket of KFC >>>>>>>>> likka

 

[fryingpan]

What an absolute legend!

He's back.

Watch out

 

[Gets!]

Deitz cutting sick now.

Deitz >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fryingpan >>>>>>> Poo >>>>> Manou

 

[Drummond]

Cosgrove: The future of Australian Cricket.

GUN.

 

[likka]

Cosgrove Friday ton count: 1
likka Friday ton count: 0

therefore i believe Cosgrove >>>>>>>>>> bucket of KFC >>>>>>>>> likka

Cosgrove season ton count: 1
likka season ton count: 3

I think Cossie is trying to gain 60lbs so he can work from home on disability.

Will he be the first cricketer to pad up in a moo moo?

 

[likka]

Cosgrove: The future of Australian Cricket.

GUN.

Harpoon gun?

 

[bushranger]

he scores 1 ton all summer

 

[fryingpan]

he scores 1 ton all summer

At least he has scored a ton in the last 4 days. Unlike Hodge.

 

[gandaal]

Good on him for doing something this season. Hopefully he does well at the fat farm he'll be at during the footy season.

 

[Gets!]

"blah blah he is fat etc etc"

Yes we ********ing know stop saying it.

BUT he made a ton today, good on the lad.

 

[gandaal]

"blah blah he is fat etc etc"

Yes we ********ing know stop saying it.

BUT he made a ton today, good on the lad.

Its a big issue. He'll never play consistantly for Australia if he's overweight. Lehmann proved that and he was half the size of Cosgrove.

I hope he does well at the fat farm because (with the possible exception of White, Tait and Hilfenhaus) he's the most talented cricket player of his generation and it would be a complete waste if he can't get over this one issue.

 

[RoosterLad]

Boof didn't play consistently for Australia because he was fat??? Mods can you ban this clown. That is a shocking comment mate.

 

[JUBJUB]

Harpoon gun?

Thank goodness the Japanese don't play cricket

 

[bus24]

Good on him for doing something this season. Hopefully he does well at the fat farm he'll be at during the footy season.

The correct description is academy. As well as whipping his fat ass into shape, he'll gain valuable skills too

 

[RoosterLad]

Cosgrove season ton count: 1
likka season ton count: 3

I think Cossie is trying to gain 60lbs so he can work from home on disability.

Will he be the first cricketer to pad up in a moo moo?

Please remind us all how Hodge went today.

 

[gandaal]

Boof didn't play consistently for Australia because he was fat??? Mods can you ban this clown. That is a shocking comment mate.

His body shape, relative lack of fitness and physical condition, while never dulling his run-scoring capabilities, meant he was never a favorite of the Australian hierarchy, and notably never saw eye to eye with former coach Bob Simpson in the early-mid 1990s. Simpson was regarded as one of the best fielders to have played the game, and was renowned for his heavy emphasis on fielding and fitness, the weakest aspects of Lehmann's game.

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darren_Lehmann

Truth is truth, even if you're a dillusional South Australian.