Craig Ellis - What an awesome pick up he will be!

[X_box_X]

The only thing Craig Ellis was good for at the Bulldogs was warming our interchange bench up. But at a side like Melbourne, he will play more football, as there are not many other players to take his roll. He is a charactor, and at his best football he isnt really that good at all.

- He doesnt like to hurt himself, because he is afraid of stuffing up his modeling career.
- He must have some dancing background, because he is a grouse ballerina.
- Did I mention he is a horse?
- How about his football gear, when was the last time he washed them? I cant remember the last time, because hes close for some reason dont get dirty!

Craig Ellis' stats of 2001

Round Kicks H'balls Disposals Marks Hitouts Frees F. Frees A. Tackles Goals Behinds Raw Score Top Score
1
10 2 12 1 0 4 1 0 0 0 46 62
2
5 6 11 7 0 1 1 1 0 0 65 87
3
9 4 13 1 0 3 1 1 0 0 51 68
4
6 5 11 2 0 2 0 1 0 0 49 66
5
9 0 9 1 0 5 1 1 0 0 43 58
6
7 8 15 3 0 0 1 1 0 0 59 79
7
10 6 16 7 0 2 0 3 0 0 92 123
8
6 6 12 3 0 0 4 1 1 1 51 68
9
9 2 11 4 0 2 0 3 0 0 65 87
10
7 5 12 3 0 0 0 3 0 0 60 80
11
5 1 6 1 0 1 0 4 0 0 40 54
12
6 3 9 1 0 2 0 2 0 0 43 58
13
1 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 7 10
14
5 2 7 3 1 1 0 2 1 1 52 69
15
8 7 15 8 0 0 2 5 0 0 93 124
16
7 3 10 3 0 3 2 0 0 0 44 59
17
2 9 11 3 0 1 2 1 0 0 47 63
18
2 8 10 3 0 1 3 1 0 0 42 56
19
5 6 11 4 0 0 0 4 0 0 65 87
20
7 5 12 4 0 0 2 2 0 0 56 75
21
0 7 7 3 0 0 1 3 0 0 43 58
22
4 3 7 0 0 1 2 1 0 0 23 31
Averages 6 5 11 3 1 2 2 2 1 1 52 69

 

[DEES RULE!]

Well we didn't give up the world for Ellis, we only gave away Simmonds who is an alright player but nothing special. If Ellis is a hack and plays like a total Grgic than he will be dropped or dealt with otherwise, its not the end of the world really. Of course I would love to have a tall, experienced defender at Melbourne, but if that doesn't work we always have Neita and lets not forget all the new, young, fresh talent.
We are laughing at Geelong for taking Grgic, but you never know he might be good.... ummm...... yeah sure!

 

[Dee]

Originally posted by X_box_X
The only thing Craig Ellis was good for at the Bulldogs was warming our interchange bench up. But at a side like Melbourne, he will play more football, as there are not many other players to take his roll. He is a charactor, and at his best football he isnt really that good at all.

OMG A NEW GERGE!!!!! and i thought he was a one off!

 

[SPUNKY_MONKEY45]

okay well i'm not gunna say much because we all know how much i LOVE ellis!!! he's a pretty boy ****** and i'd rather simmonds anyday

 

[DEES RULE!]

Seems like love is over flowing on this board today!
We need someone to bag don't we? so here we are..... Ellis: use and abuse!

 

[Dee]

Originally posted by DEES RULE!
Seems like love is over flowing on this board today!
We need someone to bag don't we? so here we are..... Ellis: use and abuse!

yeah but as long as u got Woey im happy! if ya know what i mean? and no not in a uurrgh way! he has given me material for at least another year.

 

[DEES RULE!]

Originally posted by Dee


yeah but as long as u got Woey im happy! if ya know what i mean? and no not in a uurrgh way! he has given me material for at least another year.

LMAO! I know what you mean...... vanity smurf! ...... oh its so wrong!

 

[SPUNKY_MONKEY45]

wtf? i am totally confused!!!!!

 

[DEES RULE!]

Originally posted by SPUNKY_MONKEY45
wtf? i am totally confused!!!!!

A picture is worth a thousand words!

.... no wonder they all laugh at him!

 

[Dee]

Originally posted by DEES RULE!


A picture is worth a thousand words!

.... no wonder they all laugh at him!

LMAO.......... A HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
vanity smurf A HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

 

[SPUNKY_MONKEY45]

okay i'm just not gunna say ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!

 

[DEES RULE!]

Originally posted by Dee



LMAO.......... A HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
vanity smurf A HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Its such a classic!
Oh come on Rachy.... how can u not laugh? THE SMURFS KNOW BEST!

 

[SPUNKY_MONKEY45]

Originally posted by DEES RULE!


Its such a classic!
Oh come on Rachy.... how can u not laugh? THE SMURFS KNOW BEST!

yeah i know smurfs are kool and i am laughing just not saying anything

 

[PC28]

Originally posted by DEES RULE!


LMAO! I know what you mean...... vanity smurf! ...... oh its so wrong!

You guys realise that there's going to be a big punch... no, a big cat fight in the change rooms over who gets to look at himself in the big mirror. Woe, or Horse.

In all honesty, i have to agree with xie, and just add a big thankyou for the short sightedness of the Melbourne Football Club for taking Catwalk Craig off our hands.

Now all i hope for is Libba to tackle the Craig Zoolander Ellis and drag him straight through the mud!!!!!

 

[DEES RULE!]

Originally posted by PC28


You guys realise that there's going to be a big punch... no, a big cat fight in the change rooms over who gets to look at himself in the big mirror. Woe, or Horse.

Trust me when it comes to looks, NO ONE is more attentive than our Silky and I mean NO ONE! If Ellis tries to pull any dirty tricks (i.e- use his gel, steal his wax, stand infront of the mirror too long), he will cop it bad! Silky will NEVER give up without a fight and seeing as Silky has the advantage of time in the club I'm pretty sure he'll win... but in tim I'm sure they'll learn to share.... its only a matter of buying two mirrors!

 

[PC28]

You know it wouldn't suprise me at all if Ellis came out with Blonde hair this year?!

Mirror Mirror on the wall, who has the biggest ego of all??

 

[DEES RULE!]

Originally posted by PC28
You know it wouldn't suprise me at all if Ellis came out with Blonde hair this year?!

Mirror Mirror on the wall, who has the biggest ego of all??

Well he is REALLY tanned, I mean more tanned than Silky which is amazing because Silky is near damn hot pink!
If he gets brain washed enough he'll probably put tips in his hair, but I doubt Silky will let him do the whole head!
And about the ego thing.... they all have HUGE egos.... some of them know how to deflate and others dont!

 

[X_box_X]

Originally posted by PC28
You know it wouldn't suprise me at all if Ellis came out with Blonde hair this year?!

Mirror Mirror on the wall, who has the biggest ego of all??

LOL great stuff!
PC, when Bullies and Melbourne meet, who is your selection for manning up on Ellis?

 

[dees*gal]

Originally posted by DEES RULE!

but I doubt Silky will let him do the whole head!

or, the funny thing is, he liked it when others peroxide his head... (that was said in an interview) so no, he doesn't give a flying **** whether or not ellis peroxide his hair.
also, alot of pleyers can be really ****ty at one club, then move to another and they do really well. ok, that probs won't happen to ellis, but hey, give him a chance at least! then we can all bad him together!

GO DEES!!!

 

[dees01]

I am happy to have Ellis. He did not get enough of a go at the Dogs and he did have a few injuries. Also he would not have fit in at the Dogs. He was not a THUG as the all are there apart from Chris Grant.

 

[SPUNKY_MONKEY45]

Trust me when it comes to looks, NO ONE is more attentive than our Silky and I mean NO ONE! If Ellis tries to pull any dirty tricks (i.e- use his gel, steal his wax, stand infront of the mirror too long), he will cop it bad! Silky will NEVER give up without a fight and seeing as Silky has the advantage of time in the club I'm pretty sure he'll win... but in tim I'm sure they'll learn to share.... its only a matter of buying two mirrors!

ohh cummon that was harsh... actually i've been told by my sources that robbo is the worst in that catergory at our club

 

[Dee]

Originally posted by SPUNKY_MONKEY45


ohh cummon that was harsh... actually i've been told by my sources that robbo is the worst in that catergory at our club

lol they r as bad as each other........god they r like best mates or something....geez for all we know they could be ......................





no..........

 

[SPUNKY_MONKEY45]

Originally posted by Dee



lol they r as bad as each other........god they r like best mates or something....geez for all we know they could be ......................





no..........

BITCH! lol okay well all i can say is that woey isn't as bad as our little christina but yeah and i aint being biased!

 

[Dee]

Originally posted by SPUNKY_MONKEY45


BITCH! lol okay well all i can say is that woey isn't as bad as our little christina but yeah and i aint being biased!

well at least woey didnt dress in drag and dance with gerge on national tv.

 

[SPUNKY_MONKEY45]

Originally posted by Dee



well at least woey didnt dress in drag and dance with gerge on national tv.

exactly!!!!