Crows to relocate

[HoTPowER]

In keeping with the AFL's wishes to go international the Adelaide Football Club has offered to relocate to the Phillipines starting in 2008.

They will therefore be changing their name to the Manila Folders

 

[Total Power]

Manila Folders LMAO!

 

[NSWCROW]

 

[dA Crow]

Thats about as funny as this one that appeared in an email

Q. What's the first question during a Port Adelaide supporter quiz
night?
A. What you looking at?

Keep trying Hotpower, although total failure is looking good with you.

 

[Redlegs14]

In keeping with the AFL's wishes to go international the Adelaide Football Club has offered to relocate to the Phillipines starting in 2008.

They will therefore be changing their name to the Manila Folders

Jeez HoTPowER, how do you manage to keep your material so fresh and original.

 

[The Majestic]

Jeez HoTPowER, how do you manage to keep your material so fresh and original.

He hired Rove Mcmanus' writers.

 

[afc9798]

In keeping with the AFL's wishes to go international the Adelaide Football Club has offered to relocate to the Phillipines starting in 2008.

They will therefore be changing their name to the Manila Folders

You should be aware that port Adelaide too have decided to relocate to Iran, due to the many similiarities:
1. They are both prepared to have the same stale dictators at the helm regardless of their economic and social performance.

2. The landscape is harsh and barren, just like most Port supporters backyards.

3. The Power only gets switched on occasionally.

4. 12th in the arms race and 12th in the premiership race.

5. Fashion is not high on the agenda and both sets of women deserve to have their faces covered. One set out of necessity and the other due to religion.

6. Many of the men are toothless and dishevelled.

7. Alcohol is banned, one due to necessity, the other due to religion.

8. Most live in shanty huts, which will be an improvement for most Port supporters.

9. Oil is in abundance, one lot from the ground, the other lot from their skin.

10. Both want it to be known that they have weapons of mass destruction, but they constantly fail to produce them.

 

[WhyAlwaysMe]

You should be aware that port Adelaide too have decided to relocate to Iran, due to the many similiarities:
1. They are both prepared to have the same stale dictators at the helm regardless of their economic and social performance.

2. The landscape is harsh and barren, just like most Port supporters backyards.

3. The Power only gets switched on occasionally.

4. 12th in the arms race and 12th in the premiership race.

5. Fashion is not high on the agenda and both sets of women deserve to have their faces covered. One set out of necessity and the other due to religion.

6. Many of the men are toothless and dishevelled.

7. Alcohol is banned, one due to necessity, the other due to religion.

8. Most live in shanty huts, which will be an improvement for most Port supporters.

9. Oil is in abundance, one lot from the ground, the other lot from their skin.

10. Both want it to be known that they have weapons of mass destruction, but they constantly fail to produce them.

I hope your aware its one of your own feeling you in

 

[Redlegs14]

I hope your aware its one of your own feeling you in

Don't try and pass him off onto us.

He is one of yours and you have every right to be embarrassed by him.

 

[afc9798]

I hope your aware its one of your own feeling you in

Just exercising the fingers Rory. Does not matter that which is the source of thy inspirations......

 

[HoTPowER]

2. The landscape is harsh and barren, just like most Port supporters backyards.

Just doing our bit to help out the current water shortages in the country.

3. The Power only gets switched on occasionally.

Unlike the clowns, which is switched on til the second half of the season.

4. 12th in the arms race and 12th in the premiership race.

12th is the same as 3rd. No premiership.

8. Most live in shanty huts, which will be an improvement for most Port supporters.

I'm quite attached to my wiltja.

10. Both want it to be known that they have weapons of mass destruction, but they constantly fail to produce them.

Unlike your weapons of mass deception.

regardless of their social performance.

Hey Rex......go and get stuffed.
I want perrie out of the side.
It was the umpires fault.
Pass me my knitting.
Can you be quiet please, I'm trying to watch the game.

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[RoosterLad]

haha i must admit Manila Folders is pretty clever

 

[Redlegs14]

haha i must admit Manila Folders is pretty clever

It is, but it's been done before.

All of his material has been stolen from someone else, and he tries to pass it off as his own.

 

[RoosterLad]

well i have not seen it before so it is new to me

 

[Redlegs14]

well i have not seen it before so it is new to me

Fair enough.

 

[HoTPowER]

It is, but it's been done before.

All of his material has been stolen from someone else, and he tries to pass it off as his own.

All material that gets printed nowadays has been done before. My opening comments were heard after the 03 finals, in reference to our poor showing in the finals campaign.

I hereby declare that anything I or anyone else posts in the future is plagiarism.

Happy now? No? Stiff cheddar.

PS. The last comment is also Plaigiarism.

 

[afc9798]

All material that gets printed nowadays has been done before. My opening comments were heard after the 03 finals, in reference to our poor showing in the finals campaign.

I hereby declare that anything I or anyone else posts in the future is plagiarism.

Happy now? No? Stiff cheddar.

PS. The last comment is also Plaigiarism.

I challenge you to find my comments anywhere else, so they are therefore not plagiarism and have not been done before. They are inspired by similar things, but are completely original in their context.

Incidentally, the original joke was:
Q: What do you call a Fillipino contortionist?
A: A Manilla Folder

 

[Total Power]

Thats about as funny as this one that appeared in an email

Q. What's the first question during a Port Adelaide supporter quiz
night?
A. What you looking at?

Keep trying Hotpower, although total failure is looking good with you.

Omg! Lolz!!!!!!!!!!11111 you are too funny