Dear Englebert

[Englebert]

Hello people of BigFooty.com, it's Englebert here once again.

I have been reading a couple of posts and it seems like many bigfooty.com posters are carrying around alot of issues. Well Englebert is here to help. I am prepared to offer my words of wisdom.

Post about your problems and I will give you my priceless advice.

A better life is only a dear Englebert post away.

 

[Savatage]

Dear Englebert,

What do I do about my unbelievable good looks.

Yours sincerley,

Savatage.

 

[Englebert]

Re: Re: Dear Englebert

Originally posted by Savatage
Dear Englebert,

What do I do about my unbelievable good looks.

Yours sincerley,

Savatage.

Dear Savatage

You really have gone to the right person about this one. I know it sounds like I am up myself but I too used to have this problem.

Sav you need to dump all those associated with you that are not unbelievably good looking. These people will only bring you down and make you feel guilty about being unbelievably good looking.
Hang around beautiful people and I don't mean that beautiful inside crap either. Hanging around these people will make you feel free to be your true self.

Englebert.

 

[Watto]

Originally posted by Englebert
Hello people of BigFooty.com, it's Englebert here once again.

I have been reading a couple of posts and it seems like many bigfooty.com posters are carrying around alot of issues. Well Englebert is here to help. I am prepared to offer my words of wisdom.

Post about your problems and I will give you my priceless advice.

A better life is only a dear Englebert post away.

Suzi?

 

[Santos L Helper]

This has been done, and by someone much funnier than you.

 

[jefffff34]

Re: Re: Dear Englebert

Originally posted by Watto


Suzi?

Nope, he's literate.

 

[Englebert]

Originally posted by Santos L Helper
This has been done, and by someone much funnier than you.

This is not about fun, this is about giving valuable information about everyday life issues. Santos you might find their problems funny, but I don't.

 

[Santos L Helper]

Originally posted by Englebert


This is not about fun, this is about giving valuable information about everyday life issues. Santos you might find their problems funny, but I don't.

Hello Rohan.

 

[Rohan_]

Englebert,

You are neither attractive, funny, witty or intelligent. Unorginal material is the first sign that are a few cans of a slab. For this I condemn you to the Peanut Gallery.

On behalf of the Sniper Club.

 

[Englebert]

Originally posted by Santos L Helper


Hello Rohan.

Yes well Rohan's posts were the inspiration for Dear Englebert. The young man is obivously facing some difficult issues in his life at the moment and I hope that I can help people like Rohan overcome similar problems.

You might call Rohan a loser, nutcase, psycho, mental, a tosser, drama queen, ********, a hypocrite, a guy that lives off the fact that he is Syd Coventy great grandson or whatever but I am not one to do that. I respect Rohan for what he is.