Dear Jamie,

[Piesinmyeyes]

Dear Jamie
As u have noticed the club imploding around u, please find a way to rectify your back issue asap.
Shiatsu, Reiki, Cupping, Thai, goddamn Buddhist prayer perhaps, anything to get u back.
We desperately need an injection of class.
Look forward to ur timely return.

 

[TradeDraft]

He is still at least Month Away and then he have to play 3-4 VFL Games.

We need more then Elliot

 

[sirlothie]

He is still at least Month Away and then he have to play 3-4 VFL Games.

We need more then Elliot

I haven't pulled on the boots in ages...

 

[Kappa]

He is still at least Month Away and then he have to play 3-4 VFL Games.

We need more then Elliot

Wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't play this year.

I reckon his back is still a few months away and if it's ready towards the end of the year they'll just ice him for 2017 anyway.

If he comes back even a week early and hurts it again then his career is in serious jeopardy.. just get him right for 2017 imo.

 

[Good_Old]

Dear Jamie,

Please take your time and make sure you get your back as healthy as possible before you return.

We're exceptionally shit this year and your presence alone isn't going to change that.
Not dramatically anyway.

 

[Dogs_Playing_Poker]

And when you do come back when you are flying for high marks make sure you hold them...... tell your mate Jeremy too!

 

[WatsamattaU]

Ever since my dog was named after Elliott, he has been injured and Collingwood have been shit. Maybe I should kill my dog.

 

[Jasper84]

Dear Jamie,

It's been ages since I've seen you on the big stage but I hope you are doing well. I know that in recent times some of your performances weren't as good as previous years but you're still a star in my eyes. You were asked to play some roles that didn't really suit your style but you did the best you could with what you had.

Anyway, I hope all goes well for you and if they make True Lies 2 or another Halloween movie, you make lots of money.

Sincerely

Jasper

 

[Kirby]

Ever since my dog was named after Elliott, he has been injured and Collingwood have been shit. Maybe I should kill my dog.

Or maybe re-name it?

Less harsh.

 

[mattys123]

Ever since my dog was named after Elliott, he has been injured and Collingwood have been shit. Maybe I should kill my dog.

Can you maybe rename it BuckleyDaveron?

 

[Dogs_Playing_Poker]

Ever since my dog was named after Elliott, he has been injured and Collingwood have been shit. Maybe I should kill my dog.

Bit harsh..... Maybe just change your dogs name to Selwood.

 

[Wooljay]

But I don't have any back issues?

Thanks for your concern though!

 

[BEEG]

I don't think the bloke cares about footy to be honest.

 

[Captivating]

Dear Jamie,

Just wait til we get a new coach. You'll hate playing in our forward line at the moment given how pathetic, slow and predictable our ball movement is.

Rest up

 

[CFC2010]

I don't think the bloke cares about footy to be honest.

Your health always comes first BEEG. At the moment that would be his number one priority.

 

[Lockyer24]

Shelve him for 2016. Seems a serious issue and there's no benefit to rushing him.

 

[Saintly Viewed]

Ever since my dog was named after Elliott, he has been injured and Collingwood have been shit. Maybe I should kill my dog.

Or just change the dogs name to Jamie

 

[My name geoff]

Ever since my dog was named after Elliott, he has been injured and Collingwood have been shit. Maybe I should kill my dog.

I've got to confess, I named my dog Cloke

 

[Nebula1971]

Ever since my dog was named after Elliott, he has been injured and Collingwood have been shit. Maybe I should kill my dog.

Underrated post..

[emoji106]

 

[Brad Goodman]

I don't think the bloke cares about footy to be honest.

Gotta give us more than that. Why?

 

[Dynamics]

Gotta give us more than that. Why?

I don't think I care about footy right now so I wouldn't blame Billy for that.

 

[THATSGOLD]

Nothing to do with Elliott why we are playing so shit.

 

[4#Didak#4]

Elliot is 4-12 weeks away......has been 4-12 weeks away for the last 4-12 weeks.

 

[Jasper84]

Nothing to do with Elliott why we are playing so shit.

Isn't that the point?

 

[Captivating]

I've got to confess, I named my dog Cloke

***** his leg to piss on a tree trunk from point blank range and misses it completely.