Paradox
Team Captain
HOW DARE YOU SAY DISLOYAL!
BIGGEST LOAD OF ****!
IF ANYTHING WE HAVE 20,000 LOYAL FANS WHO WILL COME EVERY WEEK RAIN, HAIL OR SHINE BECAUSE OF THEIR LOVE AND DEVOTION TO THE MOST SUCCESSFUL CLUB IN AUSTRALIA WHICH HAS BEEN AROUND FOR THE LAST 140 YEARS.
We have the odd 7,000 who turn up. (they weren't there yesterday)
We have 20,000 who turn up come finals - the bandwagoners.
and also we have about 330,000 fans around Australia.
AAMI STADIUM Is out in bloody nowhere while you have the Telstra dome (WHICH HAS A ROOF!) and the MCG in the heart of Melbourne!
We compete against a team combined of eight other clubs (nine including Port Adelaide) who have the slogan "The Team For All South Australians"
If your not with Port Adelaide every body else hates us.
And let me remind you Vics before the crumbling VFL had to make the ridiculous AFL, In the SANFL Port Adelaide had the biggest supporter base In SA. The biggest crowd at Footy Park (AAMI) had been a Port home game against Sturt of around 68,000.
Look my point is, I am loyal. I will always be there to see Port Adelaide.\
There are also another 20,000 who will also see Port Adelaide.
We have to take the Good with the Bad and for us Port fans there have been a lot more Good than the Bad.
In our SANFL History:
34 premierships (36 if including 98 and 99)
4 times Champions Of AUSTRALIA
Countless Final appearances
6 in a row Premierships
In Our Short AFL History:
2 Grand Final Appearances
1 Premiership
7 Final Appearances (I think-maybe 8)
3 minor premierships
2 night premierships
We are one of the most underrated teams. And for just one club which only has 2000 SANFL members to have 34,000 AFL members is a fine achievement.
Do you actually believe this bullshit? Seriously, do you sit around and circle jerk over your greatness? You long history? How loyal and above it all you really are?
While I'm certain there is more than a couple of you out there who have the correct number of chromosomes, the vast majority are just like this genius.
Firstly, if you have 330,000 supporters how come you can't make more than a couple of grand a year profit? If even half of these are paid members I would think you might actually have a bit of coin in the coffers.
To blame poor attendance on the location of AAMI stadium is ludicrious when you consider that the Crows also play there. Believe it or not, when the Crows play there they don't get a handful of trucks, tie some snatch straps to the light posts and skulldrag that ____er to a better location. People actually get in these new fan-dangled things call cars and drive there. Others catch a bus which is kind of like a car and looks amazingly similar to the thing that takes you to Centerlink once a fortnight to lodge your forms.
Also- I take major exception to the last comparison of your long and short term history. YOU DO NOT HAVE A LONG HISTORY. YOU ARE NOT THE PORT ADELAIDE MAGPIES FOOTBALL CLUB. Why do you have a hard time understanding this? I think as the Adelaide Football Club is a generic conglomerate of the SANFL we should be able to lay claim to every premiership ever one by every club within said competition.
Therefore I declare the Mighty Adelaide Camry Crows (The Team For All South Australians) the winners of the most Premierships in the history of Australian Rules Football and indeed the Universe. ____ it, get Vlad on the phone and cancel the rest of the season- we've got it in the bag thanks to our illustrious history.
And do your worst- we are a middle of the road team that unless the moons align won't win a premiership in the next ten years- but at least our coach hasn't declared our season over before the split round. Apparently, he's going to repay our loyalty by putting his best team on the part and attempting to win the game with his limited gameday talents. I hear football supporters kind of like this thing and maybe if you gave it a try it might actually result it the 310,000 supporters trying to make it to the game.
It worked for the Mighty Port Adelaide Magpies Football Club. A proud football club with over a hundred years of history, 30 odd premierships and loathed by everyone outside of that club for their success.
Unlike you lot who are despised for being a pack of car theiving, wife beating w***ers. The only thing you exist for is to give me something to rant about. I'm so ____en sure of it. I'm posting on Bay 13 so obviously I'm that important that the powers that be would build a 'club' just for me to target my frustrations at.
You ____en bunch of _____.









