Analysis Describe our situation in haiku

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Standing Ovation
At half time, 10 points down, Yay!!
Boooo hard, 6 goal loss

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

I probably would stand and applaud a 9 goal first half by us this year tbf, regardless of the score.

 

[Johnny Karate]

Midfield is putrid
Ben Brown

50

Ben Brown

Age

33

Ht

200cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.7

3star

K

7.7

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.2

3star

G

2.2

5star

D

7.9

2star

K

6.3

3star

HB

1.6

1star

M

3.7

4star

T

0.9

2star

G

1.0

4star

D

8.0

2star

K

4.6

2star

HB

3.4

3star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.4

4star

G

1.2

4star

always selected
Goody has lost plot

 

[Proper Gander]

Man of many goals
Has roadkill glued to his head
Mullet Maniac

 

[Proper Gander]

I like AFL
So long as I don’t watch us
Sydney goes okay

 

[stEdy]

through changing seasons
one thing remains eternal
Topkent and Clarry

 

[Proper Gander]

through changing seasons
one thing remains eternal
Topkent and Clarry

Makes me glad we didn’t trade claz.

 

[Headless]

Race between mascots
The 50-metre SNAP DASH
Win six months of snaps

 

[Bluelegs]

Race between mascots
The 50-metre SNAP DASH
Win six months of snaps

A new Headless post
"Presented without comment"
*Haikus excepted

 

[Headless]

A new Headless post
"Presented without comment"
*Haikus excepted

What will I think of next?

 

[Topkent]

Makes me glad we didn’t trade claz.

CAN YOU IMAGINE THE GLOATING

 

[Topkent]

Melbournes shit
**** Oliver
Pickett's alright

Did I haiku

 

[Proper Gander]

9p

Melbournes s**t
heck Oliver
Pickett's alright

Did I haiku

Sort of. I believe that the rules are much more flexible than the ones some of us were taught in school, which works out well for the ones like you who were away that day

 

[Topkent]

9p
Sort of. I believe that the rules are much more flexible than the ones some of us were taught in school, which works out well for the ones like you who were away that day

**** off they taught haiku in school lol

 

[Proper Gander]

heck off they taught haiku in school lol

You went to school? Luxury!

I crawled into a shoebox full of maggots and had to wait for their transformation to insects before I could understand the basics of physics

 

[Topkent]

You went to school? Luxury!

I crawled into a shoebox full of maggots and had to wait for their transformation to insects before I could understand the basics of physics

Evolution is a lie god is all powerful

 

[Proper Gander]

Evolution is a lie god is all powerful

You went to one of the better schools then.

I’m still trying to understand what the lord of the flies really wants from me

 

[Topkent]

You went to one of the better schools then.

I’m still trying to understand what the lord of the flies really wants from me

Oh that wasn't school, that was my mandatory community service

 

[Proper Gander]

Oh that wasn't school, that was my mandatory community service

I haven’t the foggiest whether haiku happened at school or not. My last day of attendance was before I turned 14.

[I am aware of the massive reverse flex of the above - Max Gawn couldn’t have come up with better]

 

[Dancing Potato]

No more nice learnings
Goodwin gone, Magician fails
Max carries dumb flogs