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My 5yo daughter was beside herself with excitement when she spied Peter Bell having coffee in the same cafe as we were this morning.

This is a girl who knows nothing about footy and whinges like her mother whenever the footy's on - a child who couldn't identify Chris Judd (or any other player for that matter) in a one man lineup.

What's worse, she says her favourite team is the Sydney Swans.

Did I do something wrong in a past life?
 
When my niece was 5, she managed to describe Bell as "The little orphan boy from the Dockers".

I've been slowly brainwashing my niece and nephew into the ways of the dockers, after she came home thinking she supported the crows!!
 
FreoDocker said:
When my niece was 5, she managed to describe Bell as "The little orphan boy from the Dockers".

That's quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever heard in football.

I'll never look on your skipper the same way again.
 
Exeter said:
My 5yo daughter was beside herself with excitement when she spied Peter Bell having coffee in the same cafe as we were this morning.

I am sure your 5yo daughter and my 5yo daughter would get along famously... thet are obviously very discerning in what makes them "excited". ;)

Last year, while coffeeing out, mine spied Pav and Croady in the same cafe as us, and dragged me over to say hello. Needless to say I felt like an over-the-hill old groupie ( :eek: ), and she buzzed along for the rest of the day telling all and sundry how she saw "Trent and Maffew at the cafe".
 

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ImperialPurple said:
I am sure your 5yo daughter and my 5yo daughter would get along famously... thet are obviously very discerning in what makes them "excited". ;)

Last year, while coffeeing out, mine spied Pav and Croady in the same cafe as us, and dragged me over to say hello. Needless to say I felt like an over-the-hill old groupie ( :eek: ), and she buzzed along for the rest of the day telling all and sundry how she saw "Trent and Maffew at the cafe".

IP, I'll bet you're one of those over the hill groupies that drags your kid around all over Freo just looking for Dockers players to casually run into.

I'm putting in a call to Community Services.
 
Exeter said:
IP, I'll bet you're one of those over the hill groupies that drags your kid around all over Freo just looking for Dockers players to casually run into.

I'm putting in a call to Community Services.

you used to be nice to me.

:(
 
Exeter said:
No, that was my evil twin.

Don't get all sentimental on me IP.

Well I'm just glad I didn't mention how we were driving along South Tce yesterday, and we spied CC, Schwabby, Phil Smart and a couple of assistant types having lunch.. and she made me, I mean she grabbed the steering wheel and she made me goddammit do a lap so we could check them out again.

Bloody kids these days - give them an inch and they'll drive a bloody truck through.

I'm glad I didn't tell you that or I don't know what sort of insults you might have started throwing at me. :eek:
 
I don't throw insults, I craft epithets.

In similar circumstances I would have pulled the steering wheel sharply and ploughed through their table and then blamed it on my daughter.

You never know when an opportunity like that will present itself again.
 
Exeter said:
I don't throw insults, I craft epithets.

In similar circumstances I would have pulled the steering wheel sharply and ploughed through their table and then blamed it on my daughter.

You never know when an opportunity like that will present itself again.
Ha ha ha very good ;)
 
Exeter said:
In similar circumstances I would have pulled the steering wheel sharply and ploughed through their table and then blamed it on my daughter.

You never know when an opportunity like that will present itself again.

AAh I feel so calm and centred in the knowledge that I live in the haven that is my beloved Fremantle, and as such never have the misfortune of spying a run of chooks of the west coast variety soiling the strip and spoiling my day.

:p
 

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