Different bread of humans

[freddy mercury]

I was watching soccer at a mates over the weekend and saw some goal keeper who got a forearm in the head and went down like he was shot and got carried off on a stretcher. How come they all go down so easily?

Are they a different bread of humans?

 

[SBI]

They just dough know any better.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Are we the only species that eats toast?

 

[TheOz]

I was watching soccer at a mates over the weekend and saw some goal keeper who got a forearm in the head and went down like he was shot and got carried off on a stretcher. How come they all go down so easily?

Are they a different bread of humans?

Yes, they're mostly multigrain.

 

[Boro]

Maybe he copped a rye hit to the breadbasket? That can hurt!

 

[Bradesmaen]

Just sounds a bit like Sour dough grapes to me.

 

[Boro]

These jokes are pita ing out...there'll be naan left soon.

 

[Boro]

They just dough know any better.

The OP has a point though, it's pretty kneadless

 

[Bradesmaen]

Especially when they are rolling pin around.

 

[Cruyff14]

It's just the way they are bread when playing I guess.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Maybe he was loafing around on the stretcher?

Ah the old soccer cliche's "We'll just take it one slice at a time guv"

 

[charcoalchicken]

a forearm to the scone would hurt though

 

[Eddie Dingle]

a forearm to the scone would hurt though

A finger bun to the scone could kill a man.

 

[Bradesmaen]

Nah a loaf to the scone wouldn't hurt.. they just make a wholemeal out of it.

 

[Cruyff14]

Not if it's a tip top challenge.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

At the very yeast it could cause a lump to rise on your scone?

 

[wce_all_da_way]

Well this thread is sure to put a damper on his day.

 

[Bradesmaen]

Would you like some crumpets to give you a rise in mood?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Maybe just butter his muffin?

 

[Boro]

Would you like some crumpets to give you a rise in mood?

A bit of crumpet on the side is fine in theory, but he'd want to make sure he doesn't put a bun in the oven!

Back on topic though, was the keeper badly battered?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

A bit of crumpet on the side is fine in theory, but he'd want to make sure he doesn't put a bun in the oven!

Back on topic though, was the keeper badly battered?

There was a topic?

 

[Cruyff14]

There was a topic?

Not that I was aware of, thought we were on a real roll.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Not that I was aware of, thought we were on a real roll.

More of a scroll I believe...

 

[Cruyff14]

Stop being such a tart.

 

[Mr_Bojangles]

Come on guys this is enough, it's starting to grain with me a bit.