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alright, i dunno where else to place this...

i had some major facial surgery a few days ago, and spent a night in hospital, and have been back for a day or so.

right, so, since monday (over two and a half days ago), i haven't defecated AT ALL. not so much as a little, well, nothing. i've been urinating for AAAGES, too, like, one minute PLUS, when i haven't been drinking that much. it doesn't make sense to me at all. i've been eating three square meals EVERY day (apart from monday when i was nil-by-mouth from 7 am), as well as taking painkillers and nasal sprays.

so, can anyone tell me why i am having such digestive issues?

feel free to make fun or whatever...
 
All Bran is your friend. Metamucil is also your friend.

When I was 14, I hadn't had a shiit for 5 days as I was drinking lots of chocolate milk. I had All Bran for every meal for 2 days and finally did the biggest shiit I've ever seen. It was like navy torpedo and i felt like my ass was going to rip apart.
 
The Dice Man said:
Were you put on Morphine at all during your hospital stay? As morphine makes you constipated.
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Panadine Forte is 12% or 15% codine and that stopped me. Saved a fortune on toilet paper. :D
 

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man, you guys have made me laugh! i've got stitches in my nose...

it's quite likely i was on morphine when i was anesthetised. or, i may've been anesthetised with morphine...i dunno. but, i was given a shot of 'pethedine' in the right buttcheek after the operation. it had me floating and hallucinating...

i've been on panadeine...not sure if it is 'forte' or not. but i'm willing to give the 'forte' a go. i have no hang-ups about sh*tting up a storm as, quite funnily enough, i'd tried a MILLION naturopathic/herbal diets in the past to 'cure' me of my breathing problems. i went on gluten-free, vegan, lacto-ovo diets, the LOT. one of the macrobiotic diets i went on had me defecating about 12 times a day for a week. i'm no stranger to this sort of thing...

plus, in thailand, i was in a quite rural part in the south, where i accidentally swallowed some water in the shower, and i SWEAR i shat out the virgin mary AND god's one begotten son...

now, cos i'm drugged up and giddy as all hell, i can't really venture out too far, or even go out in public (i have a massive dried-blood drenched dressing on my nose), so i can't get to any all bran or metamucil. i remember back in high school, a classmate had 37 pieces of extra chewing gum in his mouth at the one time, and took three days off school from the laxative effect. would that be a good solution???
 
can you explain some symptoms of being on the morph??? i woke up from the op thinking "this isn't that bad...", and then, about 45 minutes later, i really felt it...

do they give you morphine BEFORE they anesthetise you? is it the thing that i was injected with BEFORE being knocked out???
 
khanate said:
can you explain some symptoms of being on the morph??? i woke up from the op thinking "this isn't that bad...", and then, about 45 minutes later, i really felt it...

do they give you morphine BEFORE they anesthetise you? is it the thing that i was injected with BEFORE being knocked out???
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From my experiences, they give you morphine AFTER youve had your OP as a pain killer.

The effects I felt are kind of like your on a cloud, and time is warped. I remember asking my mum sitting next to me what time it was, then falling alseep for what seemed like hours only to wake and ask the time again, and she said it was 2 minutes after I last asked:eek:

Also you can get itchy after a couple of days (which I think means you're kinda becoming addicted to it) and alot of people vomit from it ( I didnt because I have the guts of Superman).

Oh, and Morphine is basically the same as Heroin.
 
thanks for that, dude...

do you have to be 'awake' to have it injected into you? also, would you know how long it is supposed to last? thanks for this...

the dice man cometh...

say, you know mother goose...?
 
Pantsless said:
All Bran is your friend. Metamucil is also your friend.

When I was 14, I hadn't had a shiit for 5 days as I was drinking lots of chocolate milk. I had All Bran for every meal for 2 days and finally did the biggest shiit I've ever seen. It was like navy torpedo and i felt like my ass was going to rip apart.
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did you have to share that with us?.:D
 
khanate said:
thanks for that, dude...

do you have to be 'awake' to have it injected into you? also, would you know how long it is supposed to last? thanks for this...

the dice man cometh...

say, you know mother goose...?
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I had it administered via a drip, where I could push a button to get an extra dose every 15 minutes. That extra bit was the difference between pain and indifference.

Mother Goose is no friend of mine.
 
The Dice Man said:
I had it administered via a drip, where I could push a button to get an extra dose every 15 minutes. That extra bit was the difference between pain and indifference.

Mother Goose is no friend of mine.
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heh...ignore than mother goose comment. i thought your username was an andrew dice clay reference...

well, i woke up on a drip, but it was a calcium nitrate, or something like that, solution...what sort of op did you have? i got parts of my septum/adnoids removed...nothing like that beautiful taste of congealed blood clots...
 
khanate said:
heh...ignore than mother goose comment. i thought your username was an andrew dice clay reference...

well, i woke up on a drip, but it was a calcium nitrate, or something like that, solution...what sort of op did you have? i got parts of my septum/adnoids removed...nothing like that beautiful taste of congealed blood clots...
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Nah my name is a refernce to The Dice Man book/series by Luke Reinheart(George Cockroft).

My op was for a couple of breaks in a leg.
 

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oh yuck...you broke your leg MORE than once at the same time...?

nathan brown style?
 
khanate said:
oh yuck...you broke your leg MORE than once at the same time...?

nathan brown style?
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Just above the ankle and just below the knee. Its what happens when someone jumps on your leg as its laying across a gutter.

And no wasnt a clean break liek Nathan's, but I feel I understand slightly what he was going through on that night, and why I admire him so much since.

At least I had copious amounts of alcohol to numb my pain before the ambos arrived.. NB just had his mind.
 
The Dice Man said:
Just above the ankle and just below the knee. Its what happens when someone jumps on your leg as its laying across a gutter.

And no wasnt a clean break liek Nathan's, but I feel I understand slightly what he was going through on that night, and why I admire him so much since.

At least I had copious amounts of alcohol to numb my pain before the ambos arrived.. NB just had his mind.
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were you attacked??? that sounds painful, just reading it...

how long before you walked again???
 
khanate said:
were you attacked??? that sounds painful, just reading it...

how long before you walked again???
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Yeah was attacked actually, leaving the Metro at 4am and was jumped by 4 dudes. Was about 4-5 weeks I think till I walked again, and had a walking stick for about a month. Im a bit hazy on the time frames as I spent the entire time stoned and playing Gran Turismo basically:thumbsu:
 
I went on a school camp earlier this year where i didnt pass a stool for 5 days. After that i felt about 5 kgs lighter.
 

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