Dixon vs Walker 2018

[ABSOLUTE MADMAN]

Battle of the key forwards from the teams whose fans never engage in shitfights.

Dixon famous for his extreme selfishness in the last few minutes of the fourth quarter along with extra time against West Coast costing Port the game with his choking misses and complete ignorance of passing options.

Walker famous for shitting his pants on the biggest stage then getting a couple of cheap goals. Not captaincy material but the Crows were desperate to not lose another player to greener pastures.

Round 1 results:

Dixon: 20 disposals. 7 marks. 1 goal. 3 behinds.
Still shitting himself during set shots.

Walker: 0 disposals. 0 marks. o goals. 0 behinds.
Slightly less inept than his Grand Final performance but has put up putrid numbers. At least he toned down the faux tough guy poses this week.

Dixon ahead (no pun and not a description of the OP) as of now.

 

[SaltPeter]

Battle of the key forwards from the teams whose fans never engage in shitfights.

Dixon famous for his extreme selfishness in the last few minutes of the fourth quarter along with extra time against West Coast costing Port the game with his choking misses and complete ignorance of passing options.

Walker famous for shitting his pants on the biggest stage then getting a couple of cheap goals. Not captaincy material but the Crows were desperate to not lose another player to greener pastures.

Round 1 results:

Dixon: 20 disposals. 7 marks. 1 goal. 3 behinds.
Still shitting himself during set shots.

Walker: 0 disposals. 0 marks. o goals. 0 behinds.
Slightly less inept than his Grand Final performance but has put up putrid numbers. At least he toned down the faux tough guy poses this week.

Dixon ahead (no pun and not a description of the OP) as of now.

Buddy vs Cameron would probably be more interesting

 

[dav3]

Battle of the key forwards from the teams whose fans never engage in shitfights.

Dixon famous for his extreme selfishness in the last few minutes of the fourth quarter along with extra time against West Coast costing Port the game with his choking misses and complete ignorance of passing options.

Walker famous for shitting his pants on the biggest stage then getting a couple of cheap goals. Not captaincy material but the Crows were desperate to not lose another player to greener pastures.

Round 1 results:

Dixon: 20 disposals. 7 marks. 1 goal. 3 behinds.
Still shitting himself during set shots.

Walker: 0 disposals. 0 marks. o goals. 0 behinds.
Slightly less inept than his Grand Final performance but has put up putrid numbers. At least he toned down the faux tough guy poses this week.

Dixon ahead (no pun and not a description of the OP) as of now.

At least let the guy get off the injury list before using 2018 stats to discuss how brown his shorts are

 

[dav3]

Buddy vs Cameron would probably be more interesting

I can't see Charlie Cameron kicking that many this year

 

[ABSOLUTE MADMAN]

Buddy vs Cameron would probably be more interesting

Let the NSW fans learn some of the basics about the game before expecting them to contribute to such an intricate discussion.

 

[SaltPeter]

Let the NSW fans learn some of the basics about the game before expecting them to contribute to such an intricate discussion.

Actually I realised it was stupid idea when it dawned on me there are only 3 GWS posters on BF

 

[SaltPeter]

At least let the guy get off the injury list before using 2018 stats to discuss how brown his shorts are

Have you managed to organise the Grinder date with Bonner you were so excited about?

 

[dav3]

Have you managed to organise the Grinder date with Bonner you were so excited about?

It's in the works, maybe we can do a double date and you can bring along your full-size Kochie bodypillow

 

[iBeng]

I can't see Charlie Cameron kicking that many this year

Hes kicked more goals than any Crows player in 2018 so far!

 

[SaltPeter]

It's in the works, maybe we can do a double date and you can bring along your full-size Kochie bodypillow

Happiness for your progress .

I do think you should spend your first date together alone though, get to know each intimately without distractions.

 

[SaltPeter]

Hes kicked more goals than any Crows player in 2018 so far!

He’s a gun. I am sure you’ll be happy

 

[Damp Squarie]

Battle of the key forwards from the teams whose fans never engage in shitfights.
Dixon famous for his extreme selfishness in the last few minutes of the fourth quarter along with extra time against West Coast costing Port the game with his choking misses and complete ignorance of passing options.

Dixon Timepiece

• Damp Squarie
• Oct 1, 2017
• 119 chokers poort puffer tarps

Bad timing

Cocaine Charlies been studying Butcher in the off season and despite his bighead start, Walker should still reign him in if he gets on the park by Round 4.

 

[Damp Squarie]

Hes kicked more goals than any Crows player in 2018 so far!

And good on him, I hope he does well.
We'll miss his pace big time.

 

[ABSOLUTE MADMAN]

Walker on the board with a trash talking twitter reply. How will Dixon respond？

Another coke photo about to be uploaded？

 

[Bernie L]

One game each.

Update please OP

 

[Damp Squarie]

Walker done it one handed last night, that should be of interest to

Puffer

• Damp Squarie
• Aug 28, 2017
• 119 chokers paer puffer tarps

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[ABSOLUTE MADMAN]

Some flat track bully goals for Walker this week against weaker opposition. What we know so far.

Port > Fremantle > Essendon > Adelaide > Richmond

 

[RonSon]

Dixon was in beast mode yesterday.

Reminded me of Primus in full flight before his injury. A bit more polish on his taps and will be a superstar.

 

[Mcgovernator]

Dixon>Clive waterhouses thin pale hair strands>>>>Walker

 

[Damp Squarie]

Dixon was in beast mode yesterday.

Reminded me of Primus in full flight before his injury. A bit more polish on his tarps and will be a superstar.

EFA

 

[Damp Squarie]

Lol at Cocaine Spudley still hasnt averaged a goal a game

 

[RonSon]

Charlie "the beast" Dixon >>>>>>> Tex "the pretender" Walker.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

* bump *

We need a 2020 version of this thread

Lol Tay Tay Lol Crows

 

[SaltPeter]

* bump *

We need a 2020 version of this thread

Lol Tay Tay Lol Crows

All hail "King Charles" .. on you knees flogs

 

[iBeng]

Will probably do a hammy next week, be out for 4, come back in for 2 meh games then kick a bag of 6 against a shitkicker team and be heralded as the second coming of Carey.

Like clock work.