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I own a share in an unraced horse called Kosta Keys, it's bred well enough being by Encosta De Lago from Rockettes (itself a half sister to Rom's Stilletto and a group1 winner), but let me assure everyone this thing is a crab, it couldn't win at greatwesternpicnics next year if it started now. Our trainer says it's weak as pi$s, a weak c#nt if I remember his technical explanation correctly, the useless prick gets spooked by the smallest little things like different coloured grass or a white paling gate, i reckon a sparrow could beat sh#t out of it if they fought thats how weak Kosta Keys is.
He'll be running first up over 1400 soon, somewhere up the bush over the next week or two, nice and easy for ol Kosta, 1000-1200 apparently will spook him a bit too much so we're going for minimal spookiness by opting for 1400.
I expect him to jump, get frightened, and lose. Watch for the jelly effect in his legs, apparently they do even time with him and he gets wobbley round the home turn, thus the jelly effect.
He'll be running first up over 1400 soon, somewhere up the bush over the next week or two, nice and easy for ol Kosta, 1000-1200 apparently will spook him a bit too much so we're going for minimal spookiness by opting for 1400.
I expect him to jump, get frightened, and lose. Watch for the jelly effect in his legs, apparently they do even time with him and he gets wobbley round the home turn, thus the jelly effect.
