Pets Dogs

[Silent Alarm]

These campaigners have more cultural cache than man.

I was walking to work and a little ****er pissed yellow on the cappuccino strip as its owner sat there smugly getting served a café fredo.

In summer some little ****er shat on my Birkenstocks and I told his owner to control his dog and I was told to respect his dog's? Unless his dog is an Aboriginal elder well no. No. No it isn't his land.

My local pub had dogs outlawed recently and people were up in arms. Kids are more suited to pubs than ****in dogs! Bar girls used to cuddle them then give your food to you straight after which felt very gross. Strange thing was a bevy of young blokes got less attention than a mongrel who would contemplate eating its own shit.

This all stems from this recent girl thing of 'omg lil pugs!'

Most people forget pugs are bred now with an inability to properly breathe, most bulldogs suffer through their stouts, and labradors break down like Dustin Fletcher. The poor bastards were bred to have small heads for cuteness and can't breathe yet these bitches in hippie shirts think it's cool.

Little doggy mats, little doggy stores, what a load of shit, in a world where the average man struggles and issues get worse every day campaigners are obsessed with animals?

And who wants a best friend who lets em down again? You can't drink with a dog anyway.

 

[DroopStDanny]

Dogs are great, thread is shit, OP is a piss poor Bret Easton Ellis wannabe.

 

[SwampCreature]

Dogs are great, thread is shit, OP is a piss poor Bret Easton Ellis wannabe.

I find this highly insulting

BEE knows the difference between something interesting worth writing and just something he thought

Piss poor infers there’s some vague similarities

The ‘kid’ needs a diary. Save his blushes

 

[SwampCreature]

I mean, ‘break down like Dustin Fletcher’ in an awful analogy. The guy played till he was ****in 40 and over 400 games. He’s a symbol of longevity.

Smacks of an idea ill considered because... well, he believes all his ideas to be perfect the moment they are conceived.

 

[perthblue]

Agree with OP, dogs tend to still wear Russell Athletic sweatshirts and think Kasabian are an edgy and influential band, unaware that the rest of the animal kingdom finds them lame and solipsistic. They are the Matt Taberner of the pet world imo.

 

[SwampCreature]

Anyone else just google ‘solipsistic’ and go “ohhh”

 

[raskolnikov]

If SA were a dog I reckon he'd be a chihuahua. Small and insignificant but thinks it's important and doesn't stop ****ing yapping.

 

[SwampCreature]

Anyone else still not understand ‘solipsistic’ after reading the first two lines of the Wikipedia article and go “ohhh” just to seem like you got it

 

[the_interloper]

Anyone else still not understand ‘solipsistic’ after reading the first two lines of the Wikipedia article and go “ohhh” just to seem like you got it

I can’t be ****ed looking it up, but Wikipedia pages don’t count anyway.

 

[Bomberboyokay]

Wish my couple friends would get dogs as their practice babies. Sick of going to houses and getting a cat hiding under the bed or avoiding me like I'm a pedophile.

 

[t_94]

'If you have a dog, I'll probably like it more than you'

 

[Off The Couch]

I no longer have any doubts.....

 

[SwampCreature]

I can’t be ****** looking it up, but Wikipedia pages don’t count anyway.

Mate the wiki page for India-Aus 2001 series is one of the best pages of all time.

What are you talking about

 

[Thegibbsgamble]

The poor bastards were bred to have small heads for cuteness and can't breathe yet these bitches in hippie shirts think it's cool.



And who wants a best friend who lets em down again? You can't drink with a dog anyway.

 

[Richard Cranium]

On the topic of our canine friends, when did 'doggo' and 'pupper' become acceptable to use? Up there with 'misso' as the shittest term going around lately.

(inb4 something about parmis)

I find this highly insulting

BEE knows the difference between something interesting worth writing and just something he thought

Piss poor infers there’s some vague similarities

The ‘kid’ needs a diary. Save his blushes

Does wikipedia have a page about imply v infer? Might want to have a look, you simpleton.

 

[SwampCreature]

Does wikipedia have a page about imply v infer? Might want to have a look, you simpleton.

Nah no way

Writer implies, reader infers

Too lazy to write ‘leads one to infer’.

Word snob

Should have just gone with ‘suggests’

 

[SwampCreature]

Anyone else just google ‘imply vs infer’and go “ohhhh”

 

[Richard Cranium]

This is what makes SA a better writer than you.

 

[M Malice]

Dogs rule.

 

[mr bagcroft]

If you let a dog lick your face/mouth,your a sub human. FFS you bunch of dirty feral campaigners.

 

[Plugger35]

 

[Back One Out]

My old dog is nearing the end and he's recently taken to dropping a nugget or two inside the house

But one of his shits has more value than the OP's threads

 

[SwampCreature]

This is what makes SA a better writer than you.

Hey cmon man that’s...

Ah, that’s some spicy trolling

your a sub human.

C’MON DICK WHERE’S THE GRAMMAR HERE

THAT’S SOME SUB-HUMAN USE OF CONTRACTIONS EY

EY

 

[craigos]

How on earth does a dog shit on your shoe without you realising what was happening?

 

[raskolnikov]

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person.