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[Dinsdale]

I thoughtBurce had shit tatts, then I saw Libba's again...

 

[zackah]

You wish you little dweeb

Now hush and let me scratch my balls in peace

 

[Plugger35]

Libba must have been on a hell of a bender when he got those shitty tatts.

 

[chelseacarlton]

You wish you little dweeb

Now hush and let me scratch my balls in peace

If you wear a mask I’ll pop over if ya want?

 

[Mofra]

He's your meerkat now



*personally i liked him

He's been brilliant for us. Really good guy off field too.

 

[Mofra]

Libba must have been on a hell of a bender when he got those shitty tatts.

Well that only narrows it down to a three year period

 

[SaltPeter]

Really good guy off field too.

Is there something you haven't told us yet, that you feel comfortable sharing now?

NTTAWWT

 

[Wosh]

Ok..... am drunk on my self importance!

Oh Jesus, not you too

If you wear a mask I’ll pop over if ya want?

I haven't seen my hubby in 6 months, I wouldn't recommend it

 

[StueyDaDew]

Is there something you haven't told us yet, that you feel comfortable sharing now?

NTTAWWT

Shut up d h

 

[Mofra]

Is there something you haven't told us yet, that you feel comfortable sharing now?

NTTAWWT

He's had the same GF since he played county cricket in England.

She wont' share.

 

[chelseacarlton]

I think we should put the names in a hat and just choose one.

Mofra chelseacarlton ChappyUK craffles SaltPeter etc

I’ve been busy baking and teaching little miss how to make proper Portuguese tarts.
She yelled at me and called me a “fricken useless dad, with **** all to offer a legless dog on a waterslide”.
Don’t know whether to be proud or make her watch ‘1984’ on repeat for the next bout of homeschooling.

 

[SaltPeter]

He's had the same GF since he played county cricket in England.

She wont' share.

Bitch

 

[zackah]

I don't want to unnecessarily alarm anymore, but Stuart Dew is fat. I mean like really fat. Like I ate my ****ing fat sister when we were kids because she stole my ****ing ice cream fat.

Not Porkings level yet, but still.

 

[Wosh]

I don't want to unnecessarily alarm anymore, but Stuart Dew is fat. I mean like really fat. Like I ate my ******* fat sister when we were kids because she stole my ******* ice cream fat.

Not Porkings level yet, but still.

No tv, pic please.
Preferably with your finger.

 

[SaltPeter]

No Rowell no GCS .. its obvious

 

[Wosh]

b*tch

Yes?

 

[Dinsdale]

I’ve been busy baking and teaching little miss how to make proper Portuguese tarts.
She yelled at me and called me a “fricken useless dad, with fu** all to offer a legless dog on a waterslide”.
Don’t know whether to be proud or make her watch ‘1984’ on repeat for the next bout of homeschooling.

she has a great vocabulary you should be proud, and retort "could a legless dog cook this stupendous meal?"

 

[zackah]

No tv, pic please.
Preferably with your finger.

Don't objectify my body.

 

[SaltPeter]

Yes?

You might need to give Mofra a reach around, apparent he can't get close to Alex

 

[Dinsdale]

is the Gold Co$t guy Ellis the Rrihcmunt reject Ellis? I dont pay much attention to the tiggers players except for the guy with the windblown hair and the chopstick guy.

 

[hufus]

Feeling quite satisfied about being 2 points up when we should be 2 goals down. Sort of the same feeling as finding something worth $80 for $5 at a garage sale.

 

[hufus]

Or paying $50 for an $800 suit, to be more bay

 

[Wosh]

Or paying $50 for an $800 suit, to be more bay

Good to see you back hu

 

[Dinsdale]

did SEXyton just get it from the good Swallow...

 

[Cotchins Hair Piece]

Who was JJ calling?