Dr Dream "Hack" Team

[LemmingMaster]

I am sorry Dr Dream Team, this is beyond embarrassing for yourself and the AFL. You really need to get someone that has the faintest idea about dream team.

I checked the date on my clock to see if it really was April 1st, surely this is a practical joke?

SURELY?

http://www.afl.com.au/news/newsarticle/tabid/208/newsid/107417/default.aspx

 

[warnie]

Bahahaha. So, so funny! Stuff like that keeps us in a job!

 

[Toadvine]

I read it and I was like Dr Dream Team
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[Alfonz]

Brian Lake (Western Bulldogs) 99.8 $414,300 $4150.5
Marc Murphy (Carlton) 99.8 $414,300 $4152.9

 

[LemmingMaster]

I am still lost for words, I know 1000's of people that would kill for an opportunity to be in his/her role and have at least half a clue.
I just wonder if at the end of the article, did they stop to consider, WHOA all these numbers are so close together, could rounding be an issue?

Or do they seriously think the VS play mind games and adjusting the values slightly of all players.

 

[RustNeverSleeps]

I smell a rat.

Just a hunch, but I suspect the boys at FFC are mischievously feeding the good doctor with some misinformation in a desperate bid to maintain their #1 mantle.

 

[grimlock]

If this doesn't prove that Dr Dream Team is Wayne Schwass, then I don't know what does.

 

[timskul]

Read that this morning and thought it make a post about it, but yeah, hes proven to be a tool before so i thought i wouldnt. This is a new low though, who would look to save a few hundred $$ for the sake of value, instead of looking for the player who will improve more or be the higher scorer

 

[Wheedus]

That is quite embarrassing. Can we expect a follow up article on the mysteries of the magic number??

Dr DT could suffer a serious head injury when the penny drops...

 

[LemmingMaster]

That is quite embarrassing. Can we expect a follow up article on the mysteries of the magic number??

Dr DT could suffer a serious head injury when the penny drops...

I think there are several pennies that need to drop, so it will cause an awful noise.

I have a title for his next article

Dr Dream Team - The magic of rounding.

Now sit down kiddies, the Dr is going to teach you how rounding can propagate errors in calculations.

 

[Jolldo87]

Great article from the Doc. Definitely picking Mitchell now.

 

[Jobe3votes]

absolutely nothing wrong with comparing Judd and SImpson in Dreamteam, only 1.4 pts was the difference each week, not far away. and who knows, Simpson might even improve more.

We wont know until round 1 starts.

Nothing wrong with that story he did at all

 

[Wheedus]

I think there are several pennies that need to drop, so it will cause an awful noise.

I have a title for his next article

Dr Dream Team - The magic of rounding.

Now sit down kiddies, the Dr is going to teach you how rounding can propagate errors in calculations.

He'll blow his load when he stumbles on a player with a 40% discount

 

[Jolldo87]

absolutely nothing wrong with comparing Judd and SImpson in Dreamteam, only 1.4 pts was the difference each week, not far away. and who knows, Simpson might even improve more.

We wont know until round 1 starts.

Nothing wrong with that story he did at all

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[LemmingMaster]

absolutely nothing wrong with comparing Judd and SImpson in Dreamteam, only 1.4 pts was the difference each week, not far away. and who knows, Simpson might even improve more.

We wont know until round 1 starts.

Nothing wrong with that story he did at all

Bless your cotton socks, I look forward to the penny dropping for you as well.

 

[LemmingMaster]

He'll blow his load when he stumbles on a player with a 40% discount

He will be like a kid in a candy store, just think of how cheap there points per dollar will be....

Just remember Wheedus, not all 40% drops are the same, that silly rounding issue can still occur.

 

[Atavistic]

Pointless but amusing. I wonder how many people will heed his groundbreaking advice.

 

[SJ]

I did the maths yesterday, if Selwood was at Mitchell's value he'd be a whopping $1300 (mind the rounding) or so cheaper!

 

[samwise]

Lucky for them they don't allow comments.
DT Talk should get an interview with this guy and just embarass him.
Sad to think he gets paid for this when tons of people here would write proper DT articles for the AFL for free.

 

[Blues_FC]

I doubt Dr Dream Team is one person. I think it's a bunch of work experience kids that they get to bang up an article here and there.

For ****'s sake, they don't even understand what the magic number is. The AFL really need to pull their socks up. Their website is a piece of shit, it's bloated as all hell, has way too much information that is really hard to sort through. What a bunch of assclowns.

 

[DREAM TEAM BUFF]

I have never taken much notice of what he says same with Mr Fantasy i do my own reseach

 

[warnie]

I have never taken much notice of what he says same with Mr Fantasy i do my own reseach

Mr Fantasy in the Footy Record has a donut round one... (4 GC players in his mids).

 

[LemmingMaster]

I think we need some Albert Lord, he has a PHD in DT!

 

[warnie]

I think we need some Albert Lord, he has a PHD in DT!

Have you seen what he is claiming? A PhD in AFL. I spoke to Lordy before and he said Dr DT didn't even pass his first semester.

 

[BACCS]

Link goes nowhere Tarquin?