Dream job

[mandy]

If you could be anything you wanted, what would it be?

I'd love to be a criminal psychologist. Delve into the minds of serial killers to see what makes them tick. Maybe a bit like Halifax, but more like Clarise Starling. Profiling for the FBI, definitely that would be the best.

 

[topdon]

I'd love to work in forensic science. I'm working myself towards that...but it's very hard to get into. Working in pathology at the moment...but i'm hoping to move into forensics sometime in the future. Might take me a while though!

 

[The Hitman]

Doing what I do now for the Hawthorn Football Club...

I want to be a sports journalist, I have always wanted to be a sports journalist, and I don't become a sports journalist, I honestly don't know what I will do...

It is my dream, and god help anybody who gets in my way of become a top sports journo...

The Hitman

 

[NICK THE PIE MAN]

No 1 AFL writer at the Herald Sun!
Imagine the possibilities!...:

PIGS ARSE!
By Nick Smart

Well, well, well! Again we witnessed another weak, insipid display from the low-life scum of (INSERT TEAM!)

When will these bunch of overpaid, overrated, flash in the pan, bunch of pansies learn how to play AFL to at least the standard of the little morons that run out on the turf at half time?!

The final score was Collingwood 89.9.5675 to (INSERT TEAM!) 0.1.1. The one point coming from the boot of champion Collingwood mid-fielder Nathan Buckley who felt sorry for the utter rubble that they came up againist. He decided to turn around from his mark at centre half back, and drill it through the big sticks giving the bunch of hacks a behind in the dying seconds.

I am leading a campaign to have this sorry excuse for a AFL "team" banished from the AFL forever. SO I ASK YOU TO JOIN ME! JOIN NICK SMART AS HE PLEADS THAT THIS "TEAM" BE SENT TO NEW ZEALAND FOREVER WERE THEY WILL BATH IN THEIR OWN FILTH! PIGS ARSE!

hehe that would be my dream!

 

[dee_girl9]

i wanted to be a flight attendant. but now i am going to try and settle for travel consultant.......why i am at uni is a mystery to me.

 

[Joel]

LOL @ Nick!!

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

Originally posted by dee_girl9
i wanted to be a flight attendant. but now i am going to try and settle for travel consultant.......why i am at uni is a mystery to me.

Dee Girl, my friend who teaches travel has wound up his class, as he says the outlook is very bad for the travel industry. You might need to come up with Option C.

 

[dee_girl9]

Originally posted by Dogs_R_Us

Dee Girl, my friend who teaches travel has wound up his class, as he says the outlook is very bad for the travel industry. You might need to come up with Option C.

yeah but uni will get me know where anyway. unless i do honours but i dont qualify for that...... man i am screwed.

 

[meg]

Originally posted by The Hitman

I want to be a sports journalist, I have always wanted to be a sports journalist, and I don't become a sports journalist, I honestly don't know what I will do...

Me too.

 

[mandy]

Originally posted by Rohan_
Dream job: Being a Porno Star like Peter North.

I think I'd be pretty good at writing pr0n. Maybe you could work for me Rohan?

Anyone have a handycam?

 

[SpecialBruce]

I want to be a sports writer for The Age. I wanna be like my idol Caryolyn Wilson. When I make it, I will thank her for the inspiration.

 

[hawfawnchick]

I wanna be involved in the sports science field; particularly in areas such as biomechanics, injury prevention.....well you get the idea. I'm already on my way by studying human movement, but i'm finding it hard to study since somebody keeps placing beers in my hands!

 

[hawkfan5]

Id love to work for the Hawthorn Football Club writing articles for them in their website and Hawk Talk, I would like that to lead on to a career in journalism of football etc. or even for other websites etc.

 

[mandy]

Originally posted by Rohan_


Yeah wouldn't mind that, whats the chick like?

Looks like Buffy. Or if that's no good, you can choose your own.

 

[The Hitman]

Originally posted by hawkfan5
Id love to work for the Hawthorn Football Club writing articles for them in their website and Hawk Talk, I would like that to lead on to a career in journalism of football etc. or even for other websites etc.

Like me Rob?

PM me...and if you can write I will try and tee something up...

The Hitman

 

[Mr Ripper]

Golf professional! If only I knew how to play...

 

[Nic]

pilot

 

[mandy]

Originally posted by Rohan_


I'm in. No pun intended.

I actually know a guy who did a home grown porno. Can't say it turned me on like Mcloed turned on Bruce, but it was interesting.

OK. Deal. But you'll need a name. What would you like your stage name to be?

 

[mandy]

Originally posted by Rohan_


How about Digby Morrell or Johnny Utah. Nah I'm warming to Steve Stiffler.

Isn't it supposed to be the name of your first pet and the first street you lived in?

I'd be Princess Neptune. (Not very appealing, I know!)

 

[hawkfan5]

Originally posted by mandy5


Isn't it supposed to be the name of your first pet and the first street you lived in?

I'd be Princess Neptune. (Not very appealing, I know!)

So Id be FLUFFY DRAKE, lol. That would really turn you on, wouldnt it? lol

 

[mandy]

Originally posted by hawkfan5


So Id be FLUFFY DRAKE, lol. That would really turn you on, wouldnt it? lol

WAY more than Micky Riverside!

 

[SS11]

Catherine Zeta-Jones bikini line waxer

seriously, how hot is she. Muffugin' hot if u ask me..

 

[The Hitman]

My pr0n name is...

Kentucky Potter

Do I turn you on...do I? Yeah baby...

The Hitman

 

[mandy]

Originally posted by The Hitman
My pr0n name is...

Kentucky Potter

Do I turn you on...do I? Yeah baby...

The Hitman

Who names an animal Kentucky??? Was it a chicken?

 

[ant]

My ultimate job would be "Chief Football Writer for the Advertiser", but supposedly there's more chance of a person being born with an extra rib than getting a cadetship there (and I'm unaware of any ribcage abnormalities) so I don't like my chances.