Dwayne Russelisms

[Grimreepah]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I could have sworn Dwayne just said:

"Look away now if you don't want to know the scores. 12-7 there so still early in the match".

 

[lewiy]

that is exactly what he said and i must say i scratched my head after that little effort from dwayne

 

[cmoncats06]

do u realise he says that before he sees the scores!!its so ppl who wanna watch the game later dont spoil it for themselves

 

[Grimreepah]

do u realise he says that before he sees the scores!!its so ppl who wanna watch the game later dont spoil it for themselves

The point is that he then called out the score.

 

[goDees22]

he's a nob. I hate his voice and he comes up with some absolutely stupid s***. "Oh look at that cut there on his shoulder, thats when he fell off the monkey bars in grade 1 and scratched it on the concrete and it required 4 stitches and he didn't go to school for the next 4 days, including 2 on the weekend. WHO GIVES A ****, i dont care what Luke Hodge had for breakfast everyday for the year of 1998. He's a wanlcer and is about as low as Robert Walls in my book.

 

[ShepBoy]

Remember he cant help it, he is a South Australian.

He is a Dennis Cometti wannabe.

Unfortunately he is about 3000 km short of achieving that.

 

[Nightwolf]

His facts are quite regulary wrong..

Ben McGlynn had played 2 senior games up until today Dwayne, not 1.

Danny Jacobs is not a premiership player Dwane..

Tosser of the highest order...

 

[johnnyhoward]

do u realise he says that before he sees the scores!!its so ppl who wanna watch the game later dont spoil it for themselves

Thanks Dwayne.

 

[Sylvia Saint]

His irrelevant facts can be annoying.

 

[sarbbo]

Try not to listen to him. His voice really irritates me, never mind what he says. Supposed to be an alright bloke from what I've heard but he seems to hide that pretty well when he is on radio or tv.

 

[douls]

Try not to listen to him. His voice really irritates me, never mind what he says. Supposed to be an alright bloke from what I've heard but he seems to hide that pretty well when he is on radio or tv.

he is pretty good on radio. has good raport with the guests. Not a big fan of his on tv, but with Healy on 3AW i can't complain

 

[boondy]

Give Ross Lyon the Boy and he will give you the man .
Is this a where were you when moment

 

[SaltPeter]

Give Ross Lyon the Boy and he will give you the man .
Is this a where were you when moment

Sounds very old school Catholic church to me .. are Fremantle planning a move to New Norcia?

 

[Paul Kersey]

Give Ross Lyon the Boy and he will give you the man .
Is this a where were you when moment

What's with the chaos bump?

 

[boondy]

History within history.

He had about a thousand Russelisms in the Derby it was painful and the where were you moments were a flop.

 

[Paul Kersey]

Did fortune favour the brave at anytime?

 

[maryjames]

Give Ross Lyon the Boy and he will give you the man .
Is this a where were you when moment

Dwayne why you bump? Trying to stay relevant?

 

[boondy]

Dwayne why you bump? Trying to stay relevant?

Because he had become painfully extreme in the one liners in the derby and once I didnt mind the chaos ball and not in your wildest dreams but he had a bunch of new ones that really didnt work.

 

[Mentallo]

Can I direct you all to the Fourth Estate where you can share your angst in the thread about Deeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrwayne which had a thread count that is "off the charts".

And yes def a "chaos" bump here as well.

 

[ghostbat12]

“Bending baaackkkkk....not enough”.

Ball went the other way.

Every.
Single.
Game.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

I've seen enough, It's EJW with the shake n bake, and he's away....

****ing shake n bake...it's not ****ing Nascar Derrrwayne