Dwayne ' shit commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[Mentallo]

Just now:

"LDU ... OMG!!!"

Cute, but it makes the moment about Dwayne, not the goal.

It is all about Derrrrwayne.

 

[PalaceGun]

I rarely if ever listen to “Pipe” calling games these days with so many seamless alternatives to his nauseating and ringing in the ears commentary.

Not today unfortunately. The goal call of Davies-Uniacke’s goal halfway through the 3rd quarter is surely the worst goal call ever in all of sports. Or is this par for the course these days?

 

[SuperMal]

I rarely if ever listen to “Pipe” calling games these days with so many seamless alternatives to his nauseating and ringing in the ears commentary.

Not today unfortunately. The goal call of Davies-Uniacke’s goal halfway through the 3rd quarter is surely the worst goal call ever in all of sports. Or this this par for the course these days?

He scales new lows of drivel each time he calls.

‘LDU’….I mean **** off!

 

[010203]

Dayne Zorko

15

Dayne Zorko

Age

35

Ht

175cm

Wt

77kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

21.4

5star

K

13.2

5star

HB

8.2

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

6.0

5star

CL

3.6

5star

D

14.0

3star

K

9.0

4star

HB

5.0

3star

M

2.0

2star

T

5.0

5star

CL

2.0

4star

D

16.4

4star

K

9.8

4star

HB

6.6

4star

M

5.2

5star

T

6.6

5star

CL

1.2

4star

said "chaos ball" during his post match interview last night.

 

[Pistol Night]

Dayne Zorko said "chaos ball" during his post match interview last night.

Was Touk Miller mentioned?

 

[Big Sauce 21]

Just now:

"LDU ... OMG!!!"

Cute, but it makes the moment about Dwayne, not the goal.

(ps But I'm kinda admiring his blatant anger at the way htb is being umpired right now. Zero Tolerance Dwayne says: "The umpire was four metres away!")

It's not the first time he has used that saying ffs.

 

[TRP1996]

''Cook. Who's cooking, by the way.''

 

[Mentallo]

“The Texan” kicks a simple set shot from 40 metres out….
Brings tears to your eyes!!!!

Such a shit commentator Derrrrwayne, such a shit commentator.

 

[Chicken Treat]

Rock n Rollin Rachele.

 

[Chicken Treat]

He's walking on air, It'll be water next.

 

[SuperMal]

His hands are on fire!

 

[010203]

He didn't get the chance to say "Harley is motoring" or "Harley is going through the gears". Small mercies.

 

[SuperMal]

It’s Reid vs the Crows.

 

[WAbulldog]

Good old Dwayne seems to love himself some Harley Reid.

 

[PalaceGun]

Good grief…
He’s on The Front Bar tonight.
Hopefully Sam Pang lays into him.

 

[Pistol Night]

Good grief…
He’s on The Front Bar tonight.
Hopefully Sam Pang lays into him.

So we get a montage of all Pipes annoying moments rolled into one?

 

[WAbulldog]

Good grief…
He’s on The Front Bar tonight.
Hopefully Sam Pang lays into him.

It’s going to be a CRAZY GOOD show.

 

[Lance Uppercut]

will never forget this monumental fwit broadcasting from the pool on holiday. What a muppet

 

[brucetiki]

Good grief…
He’s on The Front Bar tonight.
Hopefully Sam Pang lays into him.

I'm glad they advertised this, so people know not to tune in

 

[the avoca drover]

Good grief…
He’s on The Front Bar tonight.
Hopefully Sam Pang lays into him.

I think it’s Wednesday night.

 

[PalaceGun]

I think it’s Wednesday night.

Correct!
I must have just been wishing it was Wednesday today…

 

[Mentallo]

Can someone send this link to Pang via X or whatever.
Give him plenty of ammo to use tomorrow.

 

[Dogs Rule]

Desperately want to ask one question.

Why do you persist in ruining games with your cringeworthy Americanisms and creepy commentary style (drown them in honey etc)?

 

[SuperMal]

Can someone send this link to Pang via X or whatever.
Give him plenty of ammo to use tomorrow.

Done.

 

[Slime Roy]

Good grief…
He’s on The Front Bar tonight.
Hopefully Sam Pang lays into him.

Pint glass of milk gag incoming