Lance Uppercut
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Lance Uppercut

Eat bling, Male, from Down the rabbit hole

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Viewing thread Trade & Free Agency V - Stringer, Smith and Saad deals DONE, Oct 24, 2017 at 12:02 AM
    1. Rookie
      Rookie
      "It's just emblematic of the adversarial lunacy that takes over trade weeks, where deals become mortal contests, and all that counts is a Trumpian transactional winning of the deal..."
      This was probably the best post I've read in 14+ years on Bigfooty (Glorious Premiership posts not included). The fact that you only received two likes for your effort is a bitter disgrace, but rest assured your genius was not wasted!
      1. Lance Uppercut likes this.
      2. Lance Uppercut
        Lance Uppercut
        Thanks mate, nice to encounter a kindred spirit!
        Oct 12, 2017
    2. Max Headroom
      Max Headroom
      I didn't want to detail the JD thread, but this explains it all
      https://maxbarry.com/2015/08/31/news.html
      You were right, he's a Richmond supporter! Ah well we can't all be perfect.

      The best bit for me was that I didn't know he had published a new book until I joined the dots myself today. Happy days, now I have a new book to read...
      1. Lance Uppercut
        Lance Uppercut
        giddy as a schoolgirl, me!

        Lexicon IS frickin awesome, you'll love it!
        Jul 14, 2017
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    3. DERO
      DERO
      Saw the new Trainspotting, it was nowhere as good as your posting in that godawful thread.
      1. Lance Uppercut
        Lance Uppercut
        I know right! Saw it too and was just... Disappointed. I mean, it was ok, but I wanted more than ok
        Mar 10, 2017
      2. DERO
        DERO
        Yep. Renton into fitness and Spud as comic relief?
        Mar 10, 2017
    4. Harlequin
      Harlequin
      Love the new sig
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      2. Lance Uppercut
        Lance Uppercut
        Same ;)
        Apr 10, 2015
    5. Abasi
      Abasi
      Doss and I have a little joke. When we are taking the piss we write "henneman". Therefore.... Henneman.
      1. Lance Uppercut
        Lance Uppercut
        Haha touche. Heh :)
        Apr 5, 2015
    6. Proper Gander
      Proper Gander
      Horrible first game, major disappointment for the Essendon players. Don't sweat it - take heart. You won't have to play in a mud slide arena for the whole year. Boys must feel good to be back, at any road.
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      2. Lance Uppercut
        Lance Uppercut
        man I was stoked by tonight!! Unbelievable result!
        Apr 4, 2015
    7. Doss
      Doss
      Cheque's in the mail. ;)

      Or, alternatively, next pint is on me!
      1. Lance Uppercut
        Lance Uppercut
        haha, forget the cheque, bring on the pint!
        Feb 19, 2015
      2. Doss
        Doss
        your choice of brew!
        Feb 19, 2015
    8. ev1lroy66
      ev1lroy66
      Mate are you in Perth? I'm there now but leaving today 4.30
      1. Lance Uppercut
        Lance Uppercut
        nah I'm a Melbourne boy. Why did ya think I'm in Perth?
        Feb 4, 2015
    9. BigJoeD_
      BigJoeD_
      Brilliant post, all class
      1. Lance Uppercut
        Lance Uppercut
        thanks mate, appreciate it
        Dec 12, 2014
    10. Go_Blues!
      Go_Blues!
      That is bullshit Lance. ASADA are not holding evidence that will help you guys. To be honest, and please don't post this, what they are holdiing onto is going to hurt you bad. As a government agency, they need to validate and that is what they are doing right now. This is going to get ugly
    11. Abasi
    12. PatrickBateman
    13. grizzlym
      grizzlym
      Pretty horrible day today in court. Hate seeing this happen to players and supporters.
      1. Lance Uppercut
        Lance Uppercut
        mate, brutal. We had our arses handed to us in no uncertain terms
        Sep 20, 2014
    14. thethinkingcat
      thethinkingcat
      psst try and not give my identity away. When trolls think that it's ok to try and bag others don't give away who I am.
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      2. Lance Uppercut
        Lance Uppercut
        wouldn't dream of letting the cat out of the bag
        Jun 20, 2014
      3. thethinkingcat
        thethinkingcat
        Good to hear it.
        Jun 20, 2014
    15. Doss
      Doss
      Articulated my thoughts perfectly there, Lancelot.

      urgh.
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    16. hoianbulldog
      hoianbulldog
      Did you like that post about EFC arrogance because you believe it or just for farts and giggles?
    17. Ryz
      Ryz
      Hey mate what's news?

      F*** me, how good is GTA?

      Assassins what? :D
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      2. Lance Uppercut
        Lance Uppercut
        So ******* good :)
        Sep 18, 2013
    18. Brain Power
      Brain Power
      Don't take my posts so seriously. (wink face)
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      2. Lance Uppercut
        Lance Uppercut
        hahaha phew you have no idea how much of a relief that is to hear! :p
        Sep 3, 2013
    19. Laphroaig
      Laphroaig
      Hey dude. Chin up.

      You are a real supporter, and I deduce a pretty reasonable kind of bloke. People like you are the Club, not the dicks who have let you down.

      Fight the good fight, and fight it clean.

      Respect.
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      2. Lance Uppercut
        Lance Uppercut
        Thanks mate. Appreciate it. Whilst we're being honest, your avatar intimidates me!
        Aug 21, 2013
    20. Boxhead_31
      Boxhead_31
      Best of luck mate. Have tried to explain to the masses as to what the 360 episode said but I guess people are so set on wanting to see punishments that they can't change their thinking when new evidence is provided to them
    21. nicky
      nicky
      Hey LU - all the best for the bombers. I genuinely hope that it works out for the best with Hird as i've always really liked him.
      see you round!
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      2. Lance Uppercut
        Lance Uppercut
        thanks nicky! nice to hear from you
        Jul 30, 2013
    22. lions_den
      lions_den
      Hey flog looks like the peptides have worn out already, see ur shit mob next year hahahah
      1. Lance Uppercut
        Lance Uppercut
        Nothing like a gracious winner.

        Enjoy your free September
        May 18, 2013
    23. hailblighty
      hailblighty
      Hey mate good luck today.. All ribbing aside I hope you guys come out in the positive. Prost from Deutschland :)
      1. Lance Uppercut
        Lance Uppercut
        thanks mate. I take none of it personally :) Must say, I'm a bit friggin jealous of you over there sinking piss with the hun! Enjoy yourself and those lovely Fräuleins!
        May 4, 2013
    24. Cotchin 9
      Cotchin 9
      Cheats.
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      2. Lance Uppercut
        Lance Uppercut
        sooky little princess. Would you like a tissue to dry your eyes diddums
        Apr 13, 2013
      3. Cotchin 9
        Cotchin 9
        you might need after we beat you in a few weeks. overrated mob.
        Apr 14, 2013
      4. Lance Uppercut
        Lance Uppercut
        Tissue?
        May 25, 2013
    25. Thrawn
      Thrawn
      My condolences mate. What a shit storm. A part of me is rubbing my hands with glee, eating popcorn and watching it all unfold. But a part of me is also sorry that this is all happening. This all reminds me of the penalties we got back in 2002, I don't wish the same for your club - supporters such as yourself don't deserve that level of heartbreak and anguish.
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    Gender:
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    Birthday:
    October 7
    Location:
    Down the rabbit hole
    AFL Club:
    Essendon
    Other Teams:
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