Dwayne ' shit commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[Mentallo]

I had to Google the Dewar Lipa thing....
Yeah nah.

 

[kosifantutti]

Last night at Optus.

“Massive crowd. They fill this ground regardless”

Maybe they all left early?


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[RonnieRaven]

Last night at Optus.

“Massive crowd. They fill this ground regardless”

Maybe they all left early?


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He was speaking comparative to when suns play in Victoria

 

[kosifantutti]

He was speaking comparative to when suns play in Victoria

No doubt the Suns were playing in front of a relatively large crowd for them.

But fill means fill and that ground was nowhere near full.

 

[Chicken Parma]

Where is Paps????

Calling the 3X3 basketball in Paris.

 

[ApplecrossWC]

Good thread about Dwayne on Reddit. It appears it's just the keyboard warriors on here who talk rubbish about Dwayne, he's well liked elsewhere.

 

[Pistol Night]

Good thread about Dwayne on Reddit. It appears it's just the keyboard warriors on here who talk rubbish about Dwayne, he's well liked elsewhere.

Like family reunions?

 

[Uncle_Leo]

Good thread about Dwayne on Reddit. It appears it's just the keyboard warriors on here who talk rubbish about Dwayne, he's well liked elsewhere.

Excellent trolling.

 

[Mentallo]

Stalking back to back wins….
What is the obsession with the word stalking??

 

[010203]

Nick Larkie kicks a goal "he knows where they are here". Apparently there are goals in the South Melbourne studio.

 

[Mentallo]

He also made comment on the wind picking up and affecting a kick at goal, which I think resulted in it hitting the post, Moons pipes up, ah the wind actually has stopped blowing.

 

[Slime Roy]

He also made comment on the wind picking up and affecting a kick at goal, which I think resulted in it hitting the post, Moons pipes up, ah the wind actually has stopped blowing.

Someone switched on the a/c

 

[Slime Roy]

Like family reunions?

or his bathroom mirror

 

[Shuestar13]

His commentary in the first half of the Crows v Dogs game has been… horrific to put it mildly. Two more weeks to go.

 

[Partridge]

His commentary in the first half of the Crows v Dogs game has been… horrific to put it mildly. Two more weeks to go.

I've turned it off walking away looking for animals to kick.

If anything you're underselling how simultaneously appalling and irritating this smug moron is. He genuinely makes games unwatchable.

 

[janty]

Rachele marks......"Rach in a flash"

 

[Shuestar13]

I've turned it off walking away looking for animals to kick.

If anything you're underselling how simultaneously appalling and irritating this smug moron is. He genuinely makes games unwatchable.

Yes, I was trying to be kind, probably too kind I couldn’t watch the full (WCE) game yesterday. I did see who was commentating from watching the highlights. Shame a rare win was spoilt by the main commentator.

Maybe this is his (Dwayne’s) version of a spoilt child not getting their own way, being relegated to the North v WCE game and missing out on the early “blockbuster” today, so he is dialling up the derangement to make us all suffer watching the match he is being tasked to commentate!

 

[Kram]

The stick on the corrugated fence at night comment wasn't bad.

 

[Clark G]

I was flicking through the different Olympic sports on 9Now last night and while watching the golf one of the commentators mentioned something about golf gods. For some reason I thought of Derwayne.

 

[010203]

Dermie - "just call the game"

https://www.theroar.com.au/afl/video/listen-call-the-game-even-derm-was-sick-of-dwayne-russells-endless-puns-1374825/

 

[Slime Roy]

I've turned it off walking away looking for animals to kick.

If anything you're underselling how simultaneously appalling and irritating this smug moron is. He genuinely makes games unwatchable.

They love him on Reddit...apparently.
And at Werribee Kia...unlikely.

 

[Slime Roy]

Rachele marks......"Rach in a flash"

*of Pearly Whites

 

[Mentallo]

Taking the piss at Foxtel today having those 2 paired together (Derrrrrwayne & Derm)

 

[janty]

 

[The Mares Leg]

Anyone that thinks they’ll get a fair hearing on talkback radio if you have a crack at the host or any media person is dreaming -

A - These people can talk under water

B - They can hear much better than the caller

C- Their mic volume is louder than a callers phone

D- Russell specialises in ‘intercepting’ - forget getting all your points across, he’ll pick up on the first point and run with it, leaving the caller yarping into a vacuum.

‘You call, you get on, I talk’