Dwayne ' shit commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[010203]

Imagine how bad the audio book would be.

Crazy bad or as bad as it gets

 

[Dogs Rule]

Footy broadcaster Dwayne Russell has put a call out of a different kind — in search of a publisher for his first fiction novel.

Russell, a media veteran of 35 years, has penned a mystery thriller titled 36 Red which he said is about art fraud, despite the title’s roulette/gambling reference.

“I wrote a couple of kids books a fair while ago so it’s been a passion of mine for about 14 or 15 years and it’s finally at a stage where it’s publishable,’’ he said of the novel.

“Art is a bit of a side knowledge genre because I married into a family that has a few artists. I think it’s got a lot of tentacles to the story and I’d love a publisher to take it on.”
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oh baby!

He fakes it, from the paint, he gives the dealer the shake and bake and makes it somebody else's problem...YEESSSS! that deception was crazy good!

 

[Mentallo]

Just tuned into the last couple of mins of Port v Dockers and this dickhead is screaming out THE FOOTY GODS!! blah blah THE FOOTY GODS!!!!
Insufferable campaigner.

 

[Big Sauce 21]

He ruined a good game. Unbearably loud

 

[Slime Roy]

🗣KING CHAAAARLES!!
*this king you speak of.. averages 1.6 goals a game & never kicked over 50 in a season, I'd suggest he's a fair way down the line for the throne... maybe like a "Prince Andrew" type

 

[Demon in Hell]

Can we start a petition to either

1) Get rid of this idiot completely, or

2) Stop him commentating on Geelong and Port Adelaide games.

His bias is excruciating.

 

[Dogs Rule]

Was it a Geelong player that he got all porno and X rated over practically frothing when he said something like 'cover us in your honey player ....'?

Surely that would've been reason enough to drag him off air.

 

[Slime Roy]

Was it a Geelong player that he got all porno and X rated over practically frothing when he said something like 'cover us in your honey player ....'?

Surely that would've been reason enough to drag him off air.

Even better...it was a Geelong player that went to Port (Dwaynes Ultimate Kink!) Stephen Motlop. It was completely over the top, Motlop was serviceable at best by the time he was at Port.

 

[copthat]

Was it a Geelong player that he got all porno and X rated over practically frothing when he said something like 'cover us in your honey player ....'?

Surely that would've been reason enough to drag him off air.

 

[SuperMal]

Reckon Sunday mornings his missus would be wearing a Geelong beanie on one bap and a Port one on the other.

 

[Big Sauce 21]

 

[Dogs Rule]

That's just flat out barracking and also I feel like a shower and a very strong scrub now.

 

[010203]

Was it a Geelong player that he got all porno and X rated over practically frothing when he said something like 'cover us in your honey player ....'?

Surely that would've been reason enough to drag him off air.

If the comments about a team needing a 'safe word' weren't enough for him to be taken off air, nothing will.

 

[Mentallo]

I laughed wayyy to hard at this .

 

[Slime Roy]

Even better...it was a Geelong player that went to Port (Dwaynes Ultimate Kink!) Stephen Motlop. It was completely over the top, Motlop was serviceable at best by the time he was at Port.

*my bad! (I could have sworn it was during a port match) unless he used it again... he does love to recycle the classics

 

[Slime Roy]

No...Words..

 

[Dogs Rule]

No...Words..

 

[Mentallo]

If you needed more proof that he reads this forum you have it right there.

Hi Derrrrrrrrrrrwayne.

 

[burge13]

If you needed more proof that he reads this forum you have it right there.

Hi Derrrrrrrrrrrwayne.

Good point

Derwayne, you are a campaigner who ruins every game you call. There is a reason you've never called a final and never will

Please retire, please go away. For the good of the game, leave

 

[Slime Roy]

Good point

Derwayne, you are a campaigner who ruins every game you call. There is a reason you've never called a final and never will

Please retire, please go away. For the good of the game, leave

 

[Cleavy]

No...Words..

that is one sad empty-ish fridge

 

[Dogs Rule]

that is one sad empty-ish fridge

To be fair (and I don't want to be fair to him) it was at the start of COVID when it was literally Hunger Games to get your hands on food of any kind.

Probably had a wardrobe full of dunny paper though. Ironically, we all rely on that same dunny paper to get us through games he calls.

 

[Cleavy]

To be fair (and I don't want to be fair to him) it was at the start of COVID when it was literally Hunger Games to get your hands on food of any kind.

Probably had a wardrobe full of dunny paper though. Ironically, we all know rely on that same dunny paper to get us through games he calls.

ok, that's perfectly fair.

 

[Slime Roy]

ok, that's perfectly fair.

I bet it's exactly the same now... or full of 2ltr Milks.Thermostat set to Warm.

 

[Slime Roy]

Derrbrain talks so ****ing much about "Chip in the Ball" on Midday Mouthbreathe,
I reckon he might think it's a Hot-Chip.
"Drown us in your Gravy Chip Ball"