EFC Time Capsule

[Phone]

Ahead of Essendon Football Club’s relocation to its new High Performance Centre at Melbourne Airport, the club is calling on fans for their assistance as we invest in a Time Capsule.

The club’s Time Capsule will incorporate memorabilia and paraphernalia to recognise and honour our significant past at Windy Hill.

We want your help and are asking all of our fans to submit their suggestions to what memorabilia or item should be included in the Time Capsule and why in 50 words or less by emailing timecapsule@essendonfc.com.au.

http://www.essendonfc.com.au/news/2013-05-27/time-capsule-competition.workstation

i can only assume Doc Reid's letter is a no brainer to get buried

 

[Mr Mojo Risin]

Along with the syringes.

 

[Doss]

And the pigs' arse from which we harvested the extract.

 

[Old Campaigner]

Dank

 

[Phone]

There will be 20 items included in the Time Capsule with one lucky entrant receiving the ultimate prize pack.

The prize pack includes:
- An invitation to be present at the prestigious Time Capsule Ceremony at the opening of the new High Performance Centre (date to be advised). This is strictly non-transferrable.
- Double pass to Essendon’s 140th year honorary game against Carlton in Round 11.
- A team-signed 2013 guernsey.

that doesn't really seem like the ultimate prize pack. and why can we afford a massive supplements programme but can only bury 20 items? Sort it out Essendon#donatetoflightplan

bury Gumby's medical records. try to find a picture of Tim Watson babysitting Dustin Fletcher and bury that.

 

[Old Campaigner]

that doesn't really seem like the ultimate prize pack. and why can we afford a massive supplements programme but can only bury 20 items? Sort it out Essendon#donatetoflightplan

bury Gumby's medical records. try to find a picture of Tim Watson babysitting Dustin Fletcher and bury that.

They'd have to get in an excavator to dig a hole big enough for those.

 

[VelvetSledge]

The Weapon's contract

 

[Ben the Gooner]

try to find a picture of Tim Watson babysitting Dustin Fletcher and bury that.

Love that concept.

 

[DapperDon]

Fill the capsule with Jobe's frozen sperm.
Open in 10 years
Profit

 

[Phone]

i wonder if jobe ever babysitted dustin's kids

 

[Lord Nicholson]

All copies of the "heritage" strip.

 

[DONatron]

Dustin Fletcher's Subiaco tooth.

 

[Doss]

Dustin Fletcher's Subiaco tooth.

Wouldn't that involve extracting it from his mouth? I'm pretty sure the tooth was found, put in a glass of milk and reattached after the game.

But, I suppose desperate times call for desperate measures.

 

[Phone]

James Hird's Subiaco face?

 

[yaco55]

Or should it be Mark McVeigh's knee !

 

[DONatron]

Wouldn't that involve extracting it from his mouth? I'm pretty sure the tooth was found, put in a glass of milk and reattached after the game.

But, I suppose desperate times call for desperate measures.

AHH I had no idea thought it wasn't put back in.

 

[gO_bOmBeRz]

I wonder if Fletch's kids ever babysit Watson

EFA

 

[table tennis]

I would like to put Courtney Johns in the time capsule.

 

[Doss]

How about those God-awful grey pyjama shorts, that we wore with the grey clash strip last year?

 

[Phone]

stunning suggestion. get them in there.

 

[Rack Watts]

Mark Bolton, release him only for Sydney games.

 

[The Speaker]

How about those God-awful grey pyjama shorts, that we wore with the grey clash strip last year?

How about we just chuck all our grey guernseys in there?

Then when it gets taken out everyone can go "What were they thinking?".

 

[Phone]

"I'm so glad in 2024 we decided to form our competition where we make up the rules"

 

[The Speaker]

"I'm so glad in 2024 we decided to form our competition where we make up the rules"

I would've been happier with white tbh.

 

[Old Campaigner]

I reckon we should bury Robson with the corpses of Caro, Robbo, and Patrick Smith at his feet to pull his chariot through the afterlife.