EKA Medal

[Uncle_Leo]

Hi guys,

When is this being announced?

Just wanna make sure I'm available to collect it and I have a date for the night and don't end up having to do an Adam Goodes

K thanks bai

 

[Eth]

Hi guys,

When is this being announced?

Just wanna make sure I'm available to collect it and I have a date for the night and don't end up having to do an Adam Goodes

K thanks bai

Awards night, post-season.

You know, given it's common for the previous winner to give it to this season's, make sure pantskyle receives it.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Hi guys,

When is this being announced?

Just wanna make sure I'm available to collect it and I have a date for the night and don't end up having to do an Adam Goodes

K thanks bai

So you're the native American to my Brando?

 

[PVF]

I would've thought that Sydney Bloods had won the race quite a long time ago.

 

[ClarkeM]

Hi guys,

When is this being announced?

Just wanna make sure I'm available to collect it and I have a date for the night and don't end up having to do an Adam Goodes

K thanks bai

Your invitation must have got lost in the mail

 

[Uncle_Leo]

Awards night, post-season.

You know, given it's common for the previous winner to give it to this season's, make sure pantskyle receives it.

I might ask him as my date for the evening. Give him a once in a life time thrill and make it easier when he has to present me the medal

 

[Uncle_Leo]

So you're the native American to my Brando?

Very clever. What are you protesting about?

Your brother winning it last season?

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Very clever. What are you protesting about?

Your brother winning it last season?

A fantasy award in a fantasy football league is thus far his greatest sporting achievement and greatest life accomplishment.

If anything, I'm protesting that the little helmet wearer can't be eligible for every years EKA.

 

[MP_]

I would've thought that Sydney Bloods had won the race quite a long time ago.

If he was as active early on as he has been during the finals he would be right up there, certainly a smokey though. I don't think there is a clear cut standout this season so everyone has a chance.

 

[Karnezis_13]

It really is anyone's EKA, it would be tough to be a judge. If Dannnnnnnnnn or JP Sauce had kept up their activity from preseason I reckon they'd be shoo-ins, but as neither have been sighted of late, my money is on Footypie32 to take the prestigious award home.

 

[Sydney Bloods]

I would've thought that Sydney Bloods had won the race quite a long time ago.

Could agree more but why take a wonders word for it. Just listen to what these paid actors had to say while impersonating posters from.around the league:

LJP86: Sydney Bloods is the best recruitment coop since I was arrested for public urination.

Easty: **** off I'm retired, who the **** is Sydney Bloods?.......

Eth: not signing Sydney Bloods cements my failure as a captain nothing will make up for this monumental mistake

Beez: hey that Sydney Bloods is good, possible one of the best......but he's know Beez, while just this morning I was shaving blind folded with a rusty chainsaw and thought damn that Beez guy is a legend of the game.

Freakie: Sydney Bloods....well what is their to say? I realised my dominance of the league was over he's so beyond as a poster I had choice but to retire.

Mannum Power: Sydney Bloods uses after shave and has perfect nails and soft smooth hand flesh he also has amazing guy hair that radiates in the Sunlight, obviously this meant he could be a Samprat which is a shame because he's better then my entire list.

MobbenFuherer: Sydney Bloods? Without give too much of an endorsement may I just say this, I finally feel like the poster I made this league for has arrived, get around him.

 

[PVF]

Could agree more but why take a wonders word for it. Just listen to what these paid actors had to say while impersonating posters from.around the league:

LJP86: Sydney Bloods is the best recruitment coop since I was arrested for public urination.

Easty: **** off I'm retired, who the **** is Sydney Bloods?.......

Eth: not signing Sydney Bloods cements my failure as a captain nothing will make up for this monumental mistake

Beez: hey that Sydney Bloods is good, possible one of the best......but he's know Beez, while just this morning I was shaving blind folded with a rusty chainsaw and thought damn that Beez guy is a legend of the game.

Freakie: Sydney Bloods....well what is their to say? I realised my dominance of the league was over he's so beyond as a poster I had choice but to retire.

Mannum Power: Sydney Bloods uses after shave and has perfect nails and soft smooth hand flesh he also has amazing guy hair that radiates in the Sunlight, obviously this meant he could be a Samprat which is a shame because he's better then my entire list.

MobbenFuherer: Sydney Bloods? Without give too much of an endorsement may I just say this, I finally feel like the poster I made this league for has arrived, get around him.

There you have it captains, your EKA medallist for season 16.

 

[Eth]

There you have it captains, your EKA medallist for season 16.

Where's the white text?

Oh, wait, you're serious...

 

[PVF]

Where's the white text?

Oh, wait, you're serious...

There was just the one time when I made a comment that wasn't serious in my SFA career, and that was when I said "I really enjoyed playing for the Demons".

So yes I'm being serious.

 

[Footypie32]

It really is anyone's EKA, it would be tough to be a judge. If Dannnnnnnnnn or JP Sauce had kept up their activity from preseason I reckon they'd be shoo-ins, but as neither have been sighted of late, my money is on Footypie32 to take the prestigious award home.

I hope you didn't risk that whole dollar. I would hate to see back on the dole and playing for the Swamprats.

 

[Eth]

There was just the one time when I made a comment that wasn't serious in my SFA career, and that was when I said "I really enjoyed playing for the Demons".

So yes I'm being serious.

Given your best form was at the Demons, I can't take you seriously any more.

 

[Papa Juggs]

Could agree more but why take a wonders word for it. Just listen to what these paid actors had to say while impersonating posters from.around the league:

LJP86: Sydney Bloods is the best recruitment coop since I was arrested for public urination.

Easty: **** off I'm retired, who the **** is Sydney Bloods?.......

Eth: not signing Sydney Bloods cements my failure as a captain nothing will make up for this monumental mistake

Beez: hey that Sydney Bloods is good, possible one of the best......but he's know Beez, while just this morning I was shaving blind folded with a rusty chainsaw and thought damn that Beez guy is a legend of the game.

Freakie: Sydney Bloods....well what is their to say? I realised my dominance of the league was over he's so beyond as a poster I had choice but to retire.

Mannum Power: Sydney Bloods uses after shave and has perfect nails and soft smooth hand flesh he also has amazing guy hair that radiates in the Sunlight, obviously this meant he could be a Samprat which is a shame because he's better then my entire list.

MobbenFuherer: Sydney Bloods? Without give too much of an endorsement may I just say this, I finally feel like the poster I made this league for has arrived, get around him.

beez would have known when to use a no rather than a know. FAAAAKE!!

 

[iBeng]

Hi guys,

When is this being announced?

Just wanna make sure I'm available to collect it and I have a date for the night and don't end up having to do an Adam Goodes

K thanks bai

Want a hand with that hyperthetical penis you apparently wield there?

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

Hi guys,

When is this being announced?

Just wanna make sure I'm available to collect it and I have a date for the night and don't end up having to do an Adam Goodes

K thanks bai

When you use 'bai' in your post, at least use 'hai' to start it off. You know, symmetry goddamnit!

Also, Bengwatkins is my tip for the award.

 

[Danger in Texas]

Methinks fitzroybulldog is a chance...

 

[Uncle_Leo]

Want a hand with that hyperthetical penis you apparently wield there?

Even if it is hypothetical no I don't need your hand/s

 

[iBeng]

Even if it is hypothetical no I don't need your hand/s

Its going to be super awkward when they give you the chocolate medal and I walk away with the real one.

 

[Marlowe]

MOoP can't lose. I mean, he won't win it, but he's a degenerate, so you know he'll probably steal afterwards anyway.

 

[Senatorguesty]

Since I wont win it I have removed all the guys on my table and replaced them with over priced whores to feed me and blow me constantly through the night.
I won't win but I'll still be the happiest man there!

 

[Igloo]

I wish I thought of Senatorguesty's plan.