Epileptic Jokes

[Grin]

I'm going on a fan run/walk to rase money for epilepsy.
Does anyone know any good jokes I can share whilst I'm at the event?

 

[Eagle got a win]

I'm going on a fan run/walk to rase money for epilepsy.
Does anyone know any good jokes I can share whilst I'm at the event?

A guy named Grin was going for a jog for epilepsy charity event. He says to another competitor well this is going to make me fit.
The other competitor said you shouldn't be running if its going to make you fit.
Grin said "what" that's the whole purpose, I want to get fit and be healthier.
The other competitor says Oh, I'm sorry I thought you had epilepsy and were about to have a fit.

 

[Grin]

Ha ha
Lol

 

[LiterallyNobody]

A guy named Grin was going for a jog for epilepsy charity event. He says to another competitor well this is going to make me fit.
The other competitor said you shouldn't be running if its going to make you fit.
Grin said "what" that's the whole purpose, I want to get fit and be healthier.
The other competitor says Oh, I'm sorry I thought you had epilepsy and where about to have a fit.

Even though I saw the punchline a mile away and this is one of the dumbest jokes I've ever heard I still laughed my arse off at this.

 

[Gough]

I know a good one about four lepers playing poker. One of them putdown a full house so the others all threw their hands in.

 

[LiterallyNobody]

Do we still have the bad taste jokes thread on the humour board? That was a ripper.

 

[little graham]

I'm going on a fan run/walk to rase money for epilepsy.
Does anyone know any good jokes I can share whilst I'm at the event?

What you could do is hand out flyers on the efficiency of cannabis oil treating epilepsy. It literally cures it the moment you start treatment. completely rocks the world of kids with epilepsy and their family.

 

[Illinois Nazi]

What you could do is hand out flyers on the efficiency of cannabis oil treating epilepsy. It literally cures it the moment you start treatment. completely rocks the world of kids with epilepsy and their family.

Nice one, I get it.

 

[Illinois Nazi]

You could try this one, should go down well:

- What should you do if you see an epileptic fitting in a bath?

- Throw in your dirty laundry

 

[perthblue]

what do you call a group of epileptics in a bowl?


seizure salad

 

[perthblue]

What you could do is hand out flyers on the efficiency of cannabis oil treating epilepsy. It literally cures it the moment you start treatment. completely rocks the world of kids with epilepsy and their family.

dont listen to this man, just another example of Big Cannabis Oil trying to brainwash the youth!!!

 

[rocker_oz33]

I herd you need a Epileptic lettuce to make a >>>
seizure salad.

 

[rocker_oz33]

Beaten to punch.

 

[little graham]

Nice one, I get it.

We know your posting history very well and we know you were forced to respond to my post because of all the bullshit you've said for years. bullshit that makes people money at the expense of childrens health. That says everything about you. I really do feel sorry for your children, they have little hope being brought up by a nasty troll.


https://www.google.com.au/search?q=...rome&ie=UTF-8#q=cannabis+oil+epilepsy&tbm=vid

 

[Provost_]

Suzi Olsen has linked to this racist thread on her pwoarm, not impressed.

 

[little graham]

Suzi Olsen has linked to this racist thread on her pwoarm, not impressed.

 

[Illinois Nazi]

We know your posting history very well and we know you were forced to respond to my post because of all the bullshit you've said for years. bullshit that makes people money at the expense of childrens health. That says everything about you. I really do feel sorry for your children, they have little hope being brought up by a nasty troll.

Sorry to break it to you darling, but I'm not forced to respond to anything. And you'd certainly know bullshit when you see it, but the thread asked for jokes not bullshit.

And my kids are doing just fine, thanks.

 

[pekay-norwest]

Steady Eddy don't have mates at the piss trough!

 

[Frank Bunn]

A guy named Grin was going for a jog for epilepsy charity event. He says to another competitor well this is going to make me fit.

This joke would have been better if you had stopped there.

 

[Scotland]

What's the difference between an epileptic oyster farmer and a nymphomaniac with diarrhea?

One shucks between fits, the other ****s between shits.

 

[MarcusP2]

I know a good one about four lepers playing poker. One of them putdown a full house so the others all threw their hands in.

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

Keep the tip.

 

[Mr_Bojangles]

What do you call an epileptic under a pile of leaves.

Russell.

 

[brahj]

This thread is on real shaky ground.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

 

[Leper]

What do you call an epileptic under a pile of leaves.

Russell.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs taking a swim?

Bob.