Facial Swelling

[SpiralNotebook]

Morning gents, & ladies.

Whilst enjoying a night out saturday i was hit and have suffered pretty serious swelling around my eyes. Now this would eventually heal itself and wouldn't be a problem, but i have a family wedding on the weekend and don't wanna show up looking like this in front of parents and other relos. I iced all sunday, started applying hirudoid cream yesterday and took anti inflammatories this morning. Is there anything else i can do to speed up the process? The problem is i bruise really bad and it looks a lot worse than it actually is. Any advice would be much appreciated

Thanks guys.

 

[bresker]

Avoid pub fights. HTH.

 

[rdhopkins2]

Skin coloured makeup before the wedding

 

[bringbackschwarter5]

Wash yourself with the blood of 1000 virgins

 

[PrinceDaniel]

Tell the family you're starring in a remake of Mask.

You're playing Cher's character

 

[likka]

Homer's makeup gun... set to whore.

 

[SpiralNotebook]

Yeah i'm all over the skin coloured make-up, shouldnt be a problem in that respect. But the swelling has made my eyes a little asian little...if you know wat i mean.

p.s. i was going to say sumthing about avoiding fights in the first place but opted against it.

 

[Bodicifer]

Hemorrhoid cream, models and actors use it to reduce the swelling and bags around their eyes

 

[dr nick]

Morning gents, & ladies.

Whilst enjoying a night out saturday i was hit and have suffered pretty serious swelling around my eyes. Now this would eventually heal itself and wouldn't be a problem, but i have a family wedding on the weekend and don't wanna show up looking like this in front of parents and other relos. I iced all sunday, started applying hirudoid cream yesterday and took anti inflammatories this morning. Is there anything else i can do to speed up the process? The problem is i bruise really bad and it looks a lot worse than it actually is. Any advice would be much appreciated

Thanks guys.

it's most likely an erection